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skibum609

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346 posts by skibum609

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Did it end?

Thursday while my atf sat on my lap and excited me, the thought struck me that I needed to be done with all of this. I smoked some weed with her, she left to look for customers and I…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 8 8

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The Golden Rule to Avoiding Conflict in Long Term Relationships

In December I will have been a divorce lawyer for 35 years, excluding the year I practiced divorce as a third year law student in a clinical program. Next anniversary for wife and I will be 28 and at…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 19 17

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Best Strip Club Rule Ever

In my opinion the best strip club rule ever is to turn down the first dancer to approach you when you walk into a club every time, no matter what they look like and no matter what they say.…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 10 38

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Stripper Competition

Taking time off from the Club scene so I went Friday afternoon/evening. Went to my non-extras club, but the amazing Alice was busy so I sat and drank until my CF, we'll call her J showed up and sat…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 7 2

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Soft Core Stripper Shit

At my favorite no extras club I was drowning my sorrows one afternoon (sports injury) this week and wondering why a club with 10 dancers above 7 on a weekday afternoon would have 3 customers when a dancer who was…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 9 80

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ATF

My belief is that you can have only one ATF and my question is how long was she part of your life and what does she look like? I will post mine at the end of this thread.

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 15 32

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Why we do this......

What is your example of why we do this? This is mine: Show up at my regular club on Friday night. Big crowd and a lot of dancers. Turn down the first few and then I see…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 8 30

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What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?

My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 28

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What does OTC mean?

At Mohegan Sun last night I realized what it meant when I got to the table just before the roll, threw down $100.00 and said: One Hundred On The Come. What does it mean to you?

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 12 7

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The Best Sports Trivia Question Ever

I have asked this one at least 2,000 times and one person found the answer, on google, after a few hours of frustrating responses. It is unanswerable if people try to do it by memory. Two college roommates.…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 6 17

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Chopping the Pot

What do you think of chopping the pot in a hold-em tournament? Last weekend, 100 players, so it pays 10 spots. The first chop comes with 12 left when all involved (I go with the majority all the…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 13 11

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Religious Joke

One day, while strolling through heaven, near the pearly gates, Jesus notices Saint Peter motioning urgently to him. Jesus goes over to Saint Peter and asks if he can help, whereupon Saint peter says: "Jesus, I need to…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 9 5

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Car jokes

Name your favorites? F O R D = Fix or Repair Daily. F I A T = Fix it again Tony. BMW = What's the difference between a BMW and a human being? With a Hman Being…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 7 19

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lawyer jokes

What is your all time favorite lawyer joke? Example 1. Why did Washington DC get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and chemical plants? New Jersey chose first. Example 2.…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 8 29

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Keg parties

For those of you who attended college, do you recall the best keg party you ever attended? I was reminded when a fraternity brother sent me an old photo showing our annual keg party in its' last year in…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 15 11

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Pay attention

Weeknight trip club visit last week and had interest in just watching some sports and then full contact/no extras laps with under 21 dancers. They were there, but for some reason I just couldn't get interested. Headed to…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 7 31

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420

Although weed is legal in Massachusetts, they have yet to sell it here as the Government in Taxachusetts needed "more time" to figure out how to tax it. My regular connection for the last 12 years came up with…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 12 12

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How many countries....

After working 51 hours from Friday 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Monday, I decided a few beers at Desires was worthwhile. Spent intimate times with Madonna. who was unique in the sense that I had never met a Spanish…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 19

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January

January is a great strip club month, because people get their Christmas credit card bills and 99.9% of people have no money. Dancers also have bills to pay and more work in January to make some extra money than…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 8 11

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Is it always about......

xtras? My number one club is a noted extras club. The fact is low priced, has hot dancers and great privacy notwithstanding, it is where you go to get extras from above average extras dancers. My second…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 12 19

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Do you have......

Do you have a "type"? Is your type based on size? Breast Size? Weight? Height? Ass? Race? Lack or Morals? Gfe? Ethnicity? Do you have a "type"?

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 11 32

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How many .....

How many of you have met a dancer who posts on this site and gotten at least a lap dance from her?

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 15 37

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Percentage

While sitting in my favorite club yesterday, watching the Patriots play the woeful San Francisco 49ers and pissed because rain cancelled a golf outing I began to nice something unusual: a lot of weekday and weeknight dancers on a…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 15 45

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If you have a threesome .....

If you have a threesome and the two women don't engage in bisexual play, is it really a threesome? I say no because my first threesome was with the first and third girls I ever fucked and despite…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 11

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Why I like the Inner Room

The Inner Room is my atf club ad while like all clubs it is nowhere near as good as 10 years ago when people had money, it still delivers. After a week in Florida where I hit Diamond Dolls in…

skibum609Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 104 7
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