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skibum609

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339 posts by skibum609

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What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?

My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 28

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What does OTC mean?

At Mohegan Sun last night I realized what it meant when I got to the table just before the roll, threw down $100.00 and said: One Hundred On The Come. What does it mean to you?

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 8 7

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The Best Sports Trivia Question Ever

I have asked this one at least 2,000 times and one person found the answer, on google, after a few hours of frustrating responses. It is unanswerable if people try to do it by memory. Two college roommates.…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 17

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Chopping the Pot

What do you think of chopping the pot in a hold-em tournament? Last weekend, 100 players, so it pays 10 spots. The first chop comes with 12 left when all involved (I go with the majority all the…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 8 11

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Religious Joke

One day, while strolling through heaven, near the pearly gates, Jesus notices Saint Peter motioning urgently to him. Jesus goes over to Saint Peter and asks if he can help, whereupon Saint peter says: "Jesus, I need to…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 5

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Car jokes

Name your favorites? F O R D = Fix or Repair Daily. F I A T = Fix it again Tony. BMW = What's the difference between a BMW and a human being? With a Hman Being…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 19

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lawyer jokes

What is your all time favorite lawyer joke? Example 1. Why did Washington DC get all the lawyers and New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps and chemical plants? New Jersey chose first. Example 2.…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 29

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Keg parties

For those of you who attended college, do you recall the best keg party you ever attended? I was reminded when a fraternity brother sent me an old photo showing our annual keg party in its' last year in…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 10 11

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Pay attention

Weeknight trip club visit last week and had interest in just watching some sports and then full contact/no extras laps with under 21 dancers. They were there, but for some reason I just couldn't get interested. Headed to…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 31

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420

Although weed is legal in Massachusetts, they have yet to sell it here as the Government in Taxachusetts needed "more time" to figure out how to tax it. My regular connection for the last 12 years came up with…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 6 12

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How many countries....

After working 51 hours from Friday 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Monday, I decided a few beers at Desires was worthwhile. Spent intimate times with Madonna. who was unique in the sense that I had never met a Spanish…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 19

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January

January is a great strip club month, because people get their Christmas credit card bills and 99.9% of people have no money. Dancers also have bills to pay and more work in January to make some extra money than…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 11

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Is it always about......

xtras? My number one club is a noted extras club. The fact is low priced, has hot dancers and great privacy notwithstanding, it is where you go to get extras from above average extras dancers. My second…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 7 19

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Do you have......

Do you have a "type"? Is your type based on size? Breast Size? Weight? Height? Ass? Race? Lack or Morals? Gfe? Ethnicity? Do you have a "type"?

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 6 32

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How many .....

How many of you have met a dancer who posts on this site and gotten at least a lap dance from her?

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 11 37

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Percentage

While sitting in my favorite club yesterday, watching the Patriots play the woeful San Francisco 49ers and pissed because rain cancelled a golf outing I began to nice something unusual: a lot of weekday and weeknight dancers on a…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 9 45

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If you have a threesome .....

If you have a threesome and the two women don't engage in bisexual play, is it really a threesome? I say no because my first threesome was with the first and third girls I ever fucked and despite…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 11

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Why I like the Inner Room

The Inner Room is my atf club ad while like all clubs it is nowhere near as good as 10 years ago when people had money, it still delivers. After a week in Florida where I hit Diamond Dolls in…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 7

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Benefits of Old Age

I haven't been strip clubbing in awhile, but yesterday the wife was getting ready to paint and wallpaper the game room and rather than risk being on patch patrol i decided to take in the Pats game at Club Desire.…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 7

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Is it over?

Between 1999 and 2013 I played an average of 50 rounds of golf a year. In 2014 I played 95. In 2015 5 and this year 5 and I am not taking the clubs to Florida at the…

skibum609Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 22

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My favorite club and why

Club Desires in Providence is my favorite club. Starting this past Sunday I worked; 14, 11, 10 and by Wednesday at 2 9 hours and decided instead of hitting the Club at night, to blow off the rest of the…

skibum609Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 15

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Too Funny

As a warm up before Hotel sex Tuesday and for the first time ever I took my wife to one of my hang outs. She asked me if I had been to this particular place before and I said…

skibum609Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 6

FKK Forum

For serious PLs only

My buds and I love skiing. We like beautiful naked women. We hate being hassled. We have money. This is what happens when all 4 combine: In February we fly to Dusseldorf (no skiing or…

skibum609Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 7 9

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Secret System

How to tell if extras are available at a club.The club opens at 9. No alcohol. Middle of nowhere. 10 dancers. 2 customers. In my first 8 minutes 9 of the dancers came over.…

skibum609Elite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 5

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Too Funny

Finally get to wear shorts the other day, so I am psyched for some strip club style handshakes from the ladies. Problem? No clean clothes except for the old worn shorts I wear for yardwork. Even though…

skibum609Elite Reviewer11 yrs ago 3 2
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