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What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?

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skibum609Massachusetts

My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't marry fucking 5's". What's your example.

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RandomMember

^^ As a 5, you should know.

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NinaBambina

Too many to name for my job as a dancer but I will think of a good one.

As far as my paralegal internship goes, I stole this from Saul Goodman, the lawyer from Breaking Bad: "Don't drink and drive... but if ya do, call ME!"

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shadowcat

Keep the shiny side down.

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RandomMember

"Physics is to math as sex is to masterbation."

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twentyfive

Thank god it's Friday time for some titties !

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Uprightcitizen

As an engineer KISS...Keep it Simple Stupid

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Tiredtraveler

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year, buys a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

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vincemichaels

Microns matter.

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flagooner

I hear this one often
"Data Analysts have big dicks."

Or is it that they are big dicks. One of those.

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skibum609

Random: I didn't marry a 10, but together we equal one.

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EastCoaster

A quote about my side profession: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson

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minnow

"You won't know if you've chosen the right company until the day that you collect your first retirement check."

"It beats working for a living."

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tumblingdice

Buy on bad news.

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ATACdawg

I spent half my income on liquor and strippers. The rest, I just wasted....

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bubba267

"Today was a success...nobody died"

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JimGassagain

It is what it is!

No really, in my business we say to a fellow comedian that we don't like,"You're just like African genocide, you keep killing and nobody cares!"

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rane1234

ABC

Anyway i know comedy is supposed to be refuge from PC but shit racist jokes are just lazy.

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Mate27

Hmmmm SJW, I'm wondering where you see a racist joke on this thread?

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flagooner

^ If the comment was about my attempt at humor, it wasn't intended to be racist.

I didn't realize that Data Analysis is to corporate jobs what Basketball is to sports.

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dallas702

"No, I said RETIRED, not retard!"

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Mate27

Ritarded! That's what SJWs are.

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wallanon

clusterfuck

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TheFword

A plastic surgeon told me "Find one with a nice ass, I can put tits on anything".

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Conundrum

I am not a policy maker, just an operator.

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GACA

Data Analyst :

If you want the data really fast, all you get is really bad data.

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flagooner

^ Yes.

Garbage in, garbage out.

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pensionking

Each morning, read the obituaries.

If you're not in it, eat breakfast.

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Mainster

We will always do the right thing, even if we have to exhaust every other possibility first.

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