What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?

^^ As a 5, you should know.

Too many to name for my job as a dancer but I will think of a good one.

As far as my paralegal internship goes, I stole this from Saul Goodman, the lawyer from Breaking Bad: "Don't drink and drive... but if ya do, call ME!"

Keep the shiny side down.

"Physics is to math as sex is to masterbation."

Thank god it's Friday time for some titties !

As an engineer KISS...Keep it Simple Stupid

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year, buys a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

Microns matter.

I hear this one often
"Data Analysts have big dicks."

Or is it that they are big dicks. One of those.

Random: I didn't marry a 10, but together we equal one.

A quote about my side profession: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson

"You won't know if you've chosen the right company until the day that you collect your first retirement check."

"It beats working for a living."

Buy on bad news.

I spent half my income on liquor and strippers. The rest, I just wasted....

"Today was a success...nobody died"

It is what it is!

No really, in my business we say to a fellow comedian that we don't like,"You're just like African genocide, you keep killing and nobody cares!"

ABC

Anyway i know comedy is supposed to be refuge from PC but shit racist jokes are just lazy.

Hmmmm SJW, I'm wondering where you see a racist joke on this thread?

^ If the comment was about my attempt at humor, it wasn't intended to be racist.

I didn't realize that Data Analysis is to corporate jobs what Basketball is to sports.

"No, I said RETIRED, not retard!"

Ritarded! That's what SJWs are.

clusterfuck

A plastic surgeon told me "Find one with a nice ass, I can put tits on anything".

I am not a policy maker, just an operator.

Data Analyst :

If you want the data really fast, all you get is really bad data.

^ Yes.

Garbage in, garbage out.

Each morning, read the obituaries.

If you're not in it, eat breakfast.

We will always do the right thing, even if we have to exhaust every other possibility first.