What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?

28 comments

• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  ^^ As a 5, you should know.
• NinaBambina

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  7 years ago

  Too many to name for my job as a dancer but I will think of a good one.
  
  As far as my paralegal internship goes, I stole this from Saul Goodman, the lawyer from Breaking Bad: "Don't drink and drive... but if ya do, call ME!"
  
• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Keep the shiny side down.
• RandomMember

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  7 years ago

  "Physics is to math as sex is to masterbation."
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Thank god it's Friday time for some titties !
• Uprightcitizen

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  7 years ago

  As an engineer KISS...Keep it Simple Stupid
• Tiredtraveler

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  7 years ago

  I study nuclear science
  I love my classes
  I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
  Things are going great, and they're only getting better
  I'm doing all right, getting good grades
  The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
  I gotta wear shades
  
  I've got a job waiting for my graduation
  Fifty thou a year, buys a lot of beer
  Things are going great, and they're only getting better
  I'm doing all right, getting good grades
  The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
  I gotta wear shades
  
  Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
  I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
  Things are going great, and they're only getting better
  I'm doing all right, getting good grades
  The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
  I gotta wear shades
  
  I study nuclear science
  I love my classes
  I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
  Things are going great, and they're only getting better
  I'm doing all right, getting good grades
  The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
  I gotta wear shades
  I gotta wear shades
  I gotta wear shades
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Microns matter.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  I hear this one often
  "Data Analysts have big dicks."
  
  Or is it that they are big dicks. One of those.
• skibum609

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  7 years ago

  Random: I didn't marry a 10, but together we equal one.
• EastCoaster

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  7 years ago

  A quote about my side profession: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson
• minnow

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  7 years ago

  "You won't know if you've chosen the right company until the day that you collect your first retirement check."
  
  "It beats working for a living."
• tumblingdice

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  7 years ago

  Buy on bad news.
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  I spent half my income on liquor and strippers. The rest, I just wasted....
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  "Today was a success...nobody died"
  
• JimGassagain

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  7 years ago

  It is what it is!
  
  No really, in my business we say to a fellow comedian that we don't like,"You're just like African genocide, you keep killing and nobody cares!"
• rane1234

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  7 years ago

  ABC
  
  Anyway i know comedy is supposed to be refuge from PC but shit racist jokes are just lazy.
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  Hmmmm SJW, I'm wondering where you see a racist joke on this thread?
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  ^ If the comment was about my attempt at humor, it wasn't intended to be racist.
  
  I didn't realize that Data Analysis is to corporate jobs what Basketball is to sports.
• dallas702

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  7 years ago

  "No, I said RETIRED, not retard!"
• Mate27

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  7 years ago

  Ritarded! That's what SJWs are.
• wallanon

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  7 years ago

  clusterfuck
• TheFword

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  7 years ago

  A plastic surgeon told me "Find one with a nice ass, I can put tits on anything".
• Conundrum

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  7 years ago

  I am not a policy maker, just an operator.
• GACA

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  7 years ago

  Data Analyst :
  
  If you want the data really fast, all you get is really bad data.
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  ^ Yes.
  
  Garbage in, garbage out.
• pensionking

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  7 years ago

  Each morning, read the obituaries.
  
  If you're not in it, eat breakfast.
• Mainster

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  7 years ago

  We will always do the right thing, even if we have to exhaust every other possibility first.