My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't marry fucking 5's". What's your example.
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My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't marry fucking 5's". What's your example.
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^^ As a 5, you should know.
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I study nuclear science I love my classes I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation Fifty thou a year, buys a lot of beer Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science I love my classes I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades
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I hear this one often "Data Analysts have big dicks."
Or is it that they are big dicks. One of those.
Random: I didn't marry a 10, but together we equal one.
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No really, in my business we say to a fellow comedian that we don't like,"You're just like African genocide, you keep killing and nobody cares!"
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Anyway i know comedy is supposed to be refuge from PC but shit racist jokes are just lazy.
Hmmmm SJW, I'm wondering where you see a racist joke on this thread?
^ If the comment was about my attempt at humor, it wasn't intended to be racist.
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