My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't marry fucking 5's". What's your example.
My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't marry fucking 5's". What's your example.
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last comment^^ As a 5, you should know.
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Too many to name for my job as a dancer but I will think of a good one.
As far as my paralegal internship goes, I stole this from Saul Goodman, the lawyer from Breaking Bad: "Don't drink and drive... but if ya do, call ME!"
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Keep the shiny side down.
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"Physics is to math as sex is to masterbation."
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Thank god it's Friday time for some titties !
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As an engineer KISS...Keep it Simple Stupid
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I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year, buys a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
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Microns matter.
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I hear this one often
"Data Analysts have big dicks."
Or is it that they are big dicks. One of those.
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Random: I didn't marry a 10, but together we equal one.
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A quote about my side profession: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson
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"You won't know if you've chosen the right company until the day that you collect your first retirement check."
"It beats working for a living."
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Buy on bad news.
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I spent half my income on liquor and strippers. The rest, I just wasted....
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"Today was a success...nobody died"
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It is what it is!
No really, in my business we say to a fellow comedian that we don't like,"You're just like African genocide, you keep killing and nobody cares!"
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ABC
Anyway i know comedy is supposed to be refuge from PC but shit racist jokes are just lazy.
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Hmmmm SJW, I'm wondering where you see a racist joke on this thread?
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^ If the comment was about my attempt at humor, it wasn't intended to be racist.
I didn't realize that Data Analysis is to corporate jobs what Basketball is to sports.
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"No, I said RETIRED, not retard!"
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Ritarded! That's what SJWs are.
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clusterfuck
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A plastic surgeon told me "Find one with a nice ass, I can put tits on anything".
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I am not a policy maker, just an operator.
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Data Analyst :
If you want the data really fast, all you get is really bad data.
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^ Yes.
Garbage in, garbage out.
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Each morning, read the obituaries.
If you're not in it, eat breakfast.
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We will always do the right thing, even if we have to exhaust every other possibility first.
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