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What is your favorite saying that pertains to your profession?

skibum609
skibum609VIP223346

Massachusetts

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

My example is this: As a divorce lawyer we often get involved in arguments about who is "better". Whenever one of us is done with the subject we just say to the other side: "Hey, 10's don't marry fucking 5's". What's your example.

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RandomMember
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^^ As a 5, you should know.

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NinaBambina
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Too many to name for my job as a dancer but I will think of a good one.

As far as my paralegal internship goes, I stole this from Saul Goodman, the lawyer from Breaking Bad: "Don't drink and drive... but if ya do, call ME!"

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shadowcat
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Keep the shiny side down.

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RandomMember
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"Physics is to math as sex is to masterbation."

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twentyfive
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Thank god it's Friday time for some titties !

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Uprightcitizen
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As an engineer KISS...Keep it Simple Stupid

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Tiredtraveler
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I study nuclear science I love my classes I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades

I've got a job waiting for my graduation Fifty thou a year, buys a lot of beer Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades

Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades

I study nuclear science I love my classes I got a crazy teacher, he wears dark glasses Things are going great, and they're only getting better I'm doing all right, getting good grades The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades I gotta wear shades

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vincemichaels
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Microns matter.

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flagooner
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I hear this one often "Data Analysts have big dicks."

Or is it that they are big dicks. One of those.

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skibum609
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Random: I didn't marry a 10, but together we equal one.

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EastCoaster
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A quote about my side profession: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." - Hunter S. Thompson

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minnow
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"You won't know if you've chosen the right company until the day that you collect your first retirement check."

"It beats working for a living."

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tumblingdice
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Buy on bad news.

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ATACdawg
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I spent half my income on liquor and strippers. The rest, I just wasted....

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bubba267
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"Today was a success...nobody died"

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JimGassagain
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It is what it is!

No really, in my business we say to a fellow comedian that we don't like,"You're just like African genocide, you keep killing and nobody cares!"

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rane1234
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ABC

Anyway i know comedy is supposed to be refuge from PC but shit racist jokes are just lazy.

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Mate27
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Hmmmm SJW, I'm wondering where you see a racist joke on this thread?

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flagooner
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^ If the comment was about my attempt at humor, it wasn't intended to be racist.

I didn't realize that Data Analysis is to corporate jobs what Basketball is to sports.

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dallas702
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"No, I said RETIRED, not retard!"

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Mate27
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Ritarded! That's what SJWs are.

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wallanon
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clusterfuck

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TheFword
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A plastic surgeon told me "Find one with a nice ass, I can put tits on anything".

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Conundrum
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I am not a policy maker, just an operator.

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GACA
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Data Analyst :

If you want the data really fast, all you get is really bad data.

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flagooner
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^ Yes.

Garbage in, garbage out.

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pensionking
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Each morning, read the obituaries.

If you're not in it, eat breakfast.

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Mainster
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We will always do the right thing, even if we have to exhaust every other possibility first.

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