Comments by imnumnutz (page 10)

Hate to disagree with wallanon, but Julia Roberts, IMHO is the most over-rated woman I've ever seen when it comes to looks, now moreso than ever. I'll date myself here and give you a blast from the past who was hot will into her 40s...Mary Tyler Moore. More current: Michele Pfeifer

i'm fortunate enough to have had lapdances from Pboy Playmates Stephanie Adams and Lynn (Linn) Thomas. Actually more like a table dance as far as Ms. Adams was concerned. Now, if only I could convince Jessica Alba...

Do not hesitate to ask! I prefer to ask, myself. Thrill of the chase, etc...

hi stripperchick, if you're a drunk or a druggie, have a loser boyfriend, own all sorts of stuff you can't afford, and have your picture in the dictionary as the definition of the word "slut," well, congratulations! You've found the occupation that should be just right for you! All of us here at TUSCL look forward to hearing more from you as your career progresses...

first of all, TAKE YOUR TIME! I know for some guys they bring up extras as soon as the girl approaches them. Establish some report first. Ofen, she'll hint at it as you "get to know" her. My all purpose line with dancers is, "I'm really having a great time with you, and I wanna do some dances. When we start, if I suggest or say something that you think is out of line, just slap me on the wrist and say 'oh numnutz, you're such a BAD numnutz...'" It's amazing how infrequently I hear that line!

my ATF has also left the business, but we continue to see each other. Over time, I am certain our relationship will change. She's 30 yrs younger than I am and at some point wants to start a family. Nothing would make me happier than to see her find Mr. Right. Until then, though, we continue to enjoy each other's company.

not sexy, not a turnon, don't like it.

11) Honestly, have you ever had such a super-fun job? 12) Isn't the manager just the nicest guy ever? 13) My boyfriend thinks you're really hot! 14) I don't spend my money on booze, drugs, clothes, cars or a boyfriend. I put it all in the bank!

16) Thanks for this drink, but one of my regulars just got here... 17) When's the last time you saw a dentist? I can recommend one for you... 18) I have 4 kids, what about you? 19) Please, can I do one more dance, my boyfriend really needs money...

One of my old ATFs used to work at Crystal City Restaurant in VA. This is more of a sports bar with dancers. No lappers. Anywho, she volunteered to work the day shift on Mem Day a few years ago. I went in and spent 3 hours with her and had a really nice time. Hardly anyone else in the place.

I only come here 'cuz the DJ plays cool music... Do you smell fish? I hear trannies dance here...you're not one are you?

I like class and simplicity. My current ATF has a beautiful aqua blue teddy that just ignites me. Shoes that light up? No thanks... The blue jeans thing with the right dancer sounds great, particularly with a halter top. Certainly out of the ordinary...

If you are 40 but look 27, no problem. If you are 24 and look 39, BIG problem!

S-cat, glad everything is OK. Hope you got checked out by a doc, just to be on the safe side...

a loser boyfriend is almost a requirement for most strippers. other requirements include alcohol/drug problems; ownership of expensive cars, clothes and other material things they cannot afford; and a complete inability to save any of what they earn. I think about 90% of the strippers I've encountered over the year have one or more of these monkeys on their backs.

on line sports gambling, if only the government would let me...

back in the early part of the decade, my fave, Playmate/Pet Linn Thomas, spent several years doing the club circuit. Often, as part of her stage show, she'd bring one of the house dancers up for some great simulated action...at least I think it was simulated...

Agree with Minnow. Sparkling personality won't turn a 3 into an 8, but it'll move a 7 to an 8, an 8 to a 9, etc. Conversely, I will really mark down for a lousy personality. A 9 who's a bitch quickly moves down to a 7 for me.

Yes, I have had favorites, but except for one or two over more than 20 yrs of clubbing, they eventually lose their attraction. Sometimes they get a bit attached to you after a while, particularly if you've been generous. But just as it is a business for them, so it is for me. If I see a better product, then I want to move on...

"She has someone call her to let her know its been 2 hrs." What, does she have a pimp? She part of service? Take it for what it is, man, sex with a hooker. Don't care whether you knew her as something else before or not. When you don't enjoy her pussy anymore, find something better to spend your money on. As the Godfather says, "It's nothing personal. Just strictly business."

agree with jester. where were the panic stricken headlines when the first folks died during the more traditional flu season? And from everything I've read, people in my age bracket are not as susceptible to this new flu as kids and young adults are. I will be at Vegas Rhino tonite. I'll let you know if I'm coughing/sneezing/vomiting in a week...

I guess if it helps her attract more $$$. Years ago, an old ATF was halfway toward a nursing degree. One of her favorite customers said he'd pay for breast implants. I'd have been much more impressed if he'd offered to pay her education expenses.

good god, man, it's the stripper from Hell. What a shrew! I'm with "how." I don't care how good lookin', a stripper with that attitude wouldn't last one shift...

On several occasions! About 15 years ago, on a Sunday nite in Vegas, I found this really beaufiful, fun girl at the Crazy Horse 2. Except for the times she was called to the stage, I had her dance for me for several hours straight. Nothing ever CAME of it, but it was just so enjoyable, just one of those nites where everything meshed. Funny, I saw her several times over the next few years, and it was never quite the same.

So what did others on TER say? Did they feel it was worth the $$$? If so, and you had the mulah, I'd give it a shot. Once in a lifetime, so why not?