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See that guy in the corner, he is giving me tons of cash! You want to go get some?
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See that old fat guy? He doesn't tip but I just love to sit with him and smell his BO.
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You are much more beautiful than me.
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You have a much better body than mine, but I prefer being overweight and saggy.
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I turned down at least 5 high paying jobs and 3 scholarships just so I could keep dancing.
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Things strippers never say to other strippers.
May 26, 2009, 9:45 PM
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- Honestly, have you ever had such a super-fun job?
- Isn't the manager just the nicest guy ever?
- My boyfriend thinks you're really hot!
- I don't spend my money on booze, drugs, clothes, cars or a boyfriend. I put it all in the bank!
- Let's NOT call ourselves the names of sportscars, jungle cats, or cartoon characters !
- Do you wanna go "halves" on an apartment with me and my boyfriend?
- You don't really think I should go out with the DJ, Bouncer, etc. ?
- Seriously? You can get an STD from just giving oral ?
- I think the guy I am sitting with would prefer to be with you.
- Is this your money? I think you dropped it.
- Oh, no thank you sir. I really don't deserve a tip since I am such a fugly!
- Hold on, I think I got lotion on the stage, let me go get a towel and I will clean it off for you
- No, it's no problem, I can give your pimp a ride to the court house tomorrow
- I really think you'd make more money if you lost 15 pounds and started tanning
- You can recover from surgery at my house if you want
- Of course you can borrow money for tip out, don't worry about paying me back I make a ton of money...
lane,
A voice of experience?
- That guy over there is good for $300 per visit, but he's too shy to unzip.
6.) I know I'm not supposed to turn tricks, but it's just so EXCITING! Sometimes I even LOWER my prices once I get turned on by his naked member.