Things strippers never say to other strippers.

6.) I know I'm not supposed to turn tricks, but it's just so EXCITING! Sometimes I even LOWER my prices once I get turned on by his naked member.

11) Honestly, have you ever had such a super-fun job?
12) Isn't the manager just the nicest guy ever?
13) My boyfriend thinks you're really hot!
14) I don't spend my money on booze, drugs, clothes, cars or a boyfriend. I put it all in the bank!

15) Let's NOT call ourselves the names of sportscars, jungle cats, or cartoon characters !
16) Do you wanna go "halves" on an apartment with me and my boyfriend?
17) You don't really think I should go out with the DJ, Bouncer, etc. ?
18) Seriously? You can get an STD from just giving oral ?

19) I think the guy I am sitting with would prefer to be with you.
20) Is this your money? I think you dropped it.

21) Oh, no thank you sir. I really don't deserve a tip since I am such a fugly!

22) Hold on, I think I got lotion on the stage, let me go get a towel and I will clean it off for you
23) No, it's no problem, I can give your pimp a ride to the court house tomorrow
24) I really think you'd make more money if you lost 15 pounds and started tanning
25) You can recover from surgery at my house if you want
26) Of course you can borrow money for tip out, don't worry about paying me back I make a ton of money...

lane,

A voice of experience?

27) That guy over there is good for $300 per visit, but he's too shy to unzip.