Things You Aren't Supposed to Say to a Stripper
chandler
Blue Ridge Foothills
Sunday, May 24, 2009 4:58 AM
1) Are you pregnant or is that just a beer gut?
2) Maybe later, after the cum in my pants has dried.
3) Don't do anything illegal. I don't want to go to prison and get anally raped.
4) Hold still, baby, while I pop this zit on your ass.
5) Here's my credit card. Can you start me a tab?
Any others?
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