Celebrity lapdance

Maybe Jessica Lange and Virginia Madsen, but I've never had much of a fixation on any celebrity. If porn stars count, give me Sara Stone.

Eliza Dushku (actress from "Bring it on," "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and now "Dollhouse")

alexis texas (porn star) or sasha grey (porn star turned celebrity)

also my current atf looks like Kim Kardashian celebrity look a like. Does anyone know of celebrities with butt implants?

recently i have been into megan fox. Shes kinda different in some ways, said in an interview that boys in their 20's are a waste of time and would quit hollywood to go work at costco just so she could keep getting tats. probably about a snowballs chance in hell of being true but shes got guts.....

Definitely Shiri Appleby

She has an incredible smoking sensuality, besides being hot.

I trust this is a nude lapdance.

Nadine Velasquez from "My Name is Earl."

Megan Fox...the end.

Impossible to answer! My God man, ONE???

Jessica Alba. I guess watching "Sin City" is about as close as I'm gonna get.

i'm fortunate enough to have had lapdances from Pboy Playmates Stephanie Adams and Lynn (Linn) Thomas. Actually more like a table dance as far as Ms. Adams was concerned. Now, if only I could convince Jessica Alba...

I'd have to say Betty White.

Jessica Beal(I am sure that is spelled wrong) or Megan Good(semi-famous IHMO, black actress). Jessica's face is not as nice as some of the other girls named, but she is still attractive, and I like her body.

I like the names you suggest, except maybe Betty White ! imnumnutz, you are a very lucky man. Personally speaking there are so many to choose from but Miley Cyrus is pretty high up on the list. Yes Clubber, don't be a greedy, lol :-) Megan Fox sure is one hot looking girl.

londonguy,

Not greed, just impossible to pick ONE! I have a few I would consider, but no way to get to one, other than to just use a dart board.

Clubber, I'm in a generous mood and as you are a cool dude you can have two !

WTF ... why would anyone want to get a lap dance without getting extras?

I'd go for Cyd Charisse. Skillz ...

Lisa Boyle,she did a strip routine in a movie many years ago that was HOT.

"Jessica Alba."

Yes, she is looking good. :)

This q is surprisingly tough for me to answer if it's only one. So I'm not going to choose, and give one of those qualified multi-answers I tend to dread. Pocket-rocket curves of fun-wise I'd say Salma Hayek. Psycho-wise it's Lindsay Lohan. Hidden bitch and closet freak-wise, Anne Hathaway. Then there's I know they don't do extras here but I brought lots of money-wise, Scarlett Johansson. Followed closely by Megan Fox...her body is a special effect on the big screen but she just seems like a crazy-good lay. And how could I have forgotten Halle Berry?

But since somebody brought up the porn angle, I'd drop all of these gals off my lap in a heartbeat to get at former stripper and sex goddess Rachel Starr...

Pam Grier

OK, lg gives me two... Salma Hayek and Sung Hi Lee.

Steve has it right. Eliza Dushku is super hot, one movie you forgot is "The New Guy" where she plays a much hotter cheerleader.

If not her, Julia Stiles, love her.

Do models count?

Brooklyn Decker...or at least her rack. Rack dance. That's it.

Yup, models do count, as well as porn stars.

Here's a second mention for: Jessica Alba Selma Hayek, and I'll add...

Penelope Cruz

Angelina Jolie... but all those kids have to stay back at the bar area.

Anybody notice that TUSCL_Brother has a pic of LiLo as his profile photo? I didn't make the connection because I never saw the movie, but something looked familiar when I clicked on a link that said "Best Big-Screen Strippers".

Seriously, how many of you wouldn't have clicked on it?