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11 years ago
There's a sucker born every minute. P. T. told me that himself!
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11 years ago
ROB = yes, if she is mean.
Dream girl, DFK, all the good extras = are you kidding? Not only is it bad form, who wants to let others in on a good thing and risk her raising prices?
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11 years ago
May 9, 1945 was critically important to Stalin's successors, legitimizing totalitarian socialism and Stalin's multi-million murders. I'd rather celebrate May 9, 1993 - my first BBBJCIM in a strip club! I am on my way out to try and recreate that joyous evening.
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11 years ago
The Dr made me cut back. I'm down to only one pot of coffee a morning.
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11 years ago
Bob Hope. No shit Sherlock. That dude could make a coffin laugh. I know I'm dating myself, but I saw him at a "club" show (not filmed or recorded) and he was better than anyone else I've seen (live or on TV) in 50 years - by a mile!
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11 years ago
Yes.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Toy sales, I grew up in Texas and I know that real BBQ is beef, buffalo, goat or deer. Dry rub is to seal the meat for cooking and sauce goes on just before the meat comes off the grill to form a bright tasty glase. That kind of BBQ is still my favorite.
I was shocked when I discovered some strange people cooked pigs in peppered sauces and called it BBQ. What a strange concept! But then some people consider Carib jerked chicken a style of BBQ. To each their own.
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11 years ago
Several years ago I was killing time in a "no touch" SC in OKC, waiting for a rainstorm to end. (Beers were $2 and it was better than the 7-11 across the street.) A dancer sat down across the table from me and bagan complaining about her shoes and tired feet. I took one foot, slipped off the heavy shoe and proceeded to rub and squeeze her foot and lower leg. After about 10 minutes I switched to the other foot.
When I finished she put her shoes on and walked to the dressing room without saying even a, "thank you." A few minutes later the same dancer approached my table with another woman in tow. (I'm thinking it is about time I got on the road, rain or no) The second woman, also a stripper, was also a CMT and actually did a very good chair massage. With the first dancer leaning against me talking about everything in her head and patting me on the leg, while the dancer/massage therapist worked on my shoulders and back, I felt very comforted and well compensated for 20 minutes of rubbing feet.
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11 years ago
Anything cooked in butter!
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11 years ago
Don't discuss SCs with a 17yo! He won't get it and you'll just confuse him.
OTOH, DO absolutely discuss Hotel California, the Eagles, sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. Perhaps your son might get a little insight about his dad and the world back then.
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11 years ago
FarmerA, I like duck fat and fish eggs too. I dun 'et snails an' mold an all dat' fancy stuff. It can be good, but I discovered that the real secret of French cooking is cooking with fresh butter and I don't like the taste or smell of cooked butter. Since most of the "high-class dishes" in nice eateries in No. America are French, I find that most "fancy" meals taste (to me) like rancid butter. NOT my idea of "date food."
But I very much like simple American fare like pan fried squirrel brains smothered in white gravy, or deer butt chili. Buffalo (American Bison) steaks are first rate and fried gator tail can be really good. Not everything American is on my favorites list. I'm not fond of rattlesnake unless it's smothered in BBQ sauce and both times I ate raw mountain oysters I thought they stunk. But in general, simple "primitive" North American foods are better tasting and more interesting.
I cannot stand the McD burger, but the Whopper (no cheese) is a good meal and I don't mind an occasional bag of fries. Perhaps not date food, but every month or two a good burger hits the right spot. I do also eat at chains like Chili's or Friday's on occasion. I'm not proud of it, but there are a bunch of sit down "casual eateries" and I am too often lazy or in a hurry.
Sure, fancy French fish eggs and snails will probably impress a stripper. Applebee's or Denny's will also impress most strippers I've met. The few stripper's who won't be impressed by Friday's, will likely be impressed by a good bottle of real Italian wine, a bright goat cheese, hard bread and a secluded beach, plus on the beach I won't have to smell butter cooking!
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11 years ago
Actually was invited to partake in ITC or OTC at very reasonable prices by a very young looking 30 something when I was in Baby Dolls Dallas a couple of years ago. It was lunchtime on a weekday and unusually slow, so she sat and talked with me (at my invitation). She admitted she was not dancing at the club but was instead working "freelance."
I am guessing, but this kind of action could only happen in very large clubs with unmonitored dance areas.
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11 years ago
Green tea with a dash of Jim Bean.
AND
Fracing is evil unless you donate to the DNC.
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11 years ago
If you are a Republican the answer is clear - the 'Ho came first. Certainly, she is responsible for her own actions and chooses to share her talents. The pimp is just as clearly a Democrat, taking advantage of working women for his own gain.
If you are a Democrat, the pimp came first. The pimp is taking advantage of poor helpless women and the government needs to step in (with a new agency and a big budget) to protect these helpless victims. Republicans are monsters for allowing this terrible crime to continue.
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11 years ago
This story cannot be true! Pres. Barak Insane Obama says our borders are secure and the undocumented workers now here are model citizens.
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11 years ago
That kinda' happened to me twice, in different clubs. First time I mentioned to "my" dancer that I thought it was neat to be "going steady" but I wanted to play around. Her reaction was, "OK, can I be your pimp?" That was actually fun while it lasted.
The second time, years later in a different club, I tried the same line and she walked off. Afterwards NONE of the dancers would come near. I didn't go back to that club for months and a few dancers avoided me even that much later.
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12 years ago
What year was the bar updated?
Do they have live music?
Is the club popular with locals?
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12 years ago
I am not a NOLA regular, but I have enjoyed a few clubs in the area as a visitor. This time of year Bourbon St will not be as jammed as it gets leading up to Fat Tuesday or on holidays, but it will still be plenty busy. If you want to stay downtown, and have fun with your wife; Ricks, Penthouse, Scores or Deja Vu (all on Bourbon St) are dependable, upscale (with that 'Nawlins decadent/worn touch) and expensive. Don't count on much in the way of "extras" (unless you want to pay BIG $$$$) but do expect to see several very hot women in any of these clubs.
The other Bourbon St clubs will offer a more varied experience, including some very strange women, less expensive offers for "extra" services, and potential rip offs. They are usually worth looking in, if you have time for a "pub crawl," but don't count on finding much to stay for.
For a different NOLA experience, Visions is about 20 minutes north of downtown, just off the interstate. It is not a great neighborhood, but is safe enough whether you take a cab or drive. Visions is NOT upscale, not much like the Bourbon St party bars and not terribly expensive. Extras are available (so is take out) but the real draw of visions is the nearly nonstop bar top parade of OK to hot women (you will have to tip every single one of the dancers who stomp their shoes next to your fingertips and squat over your drink).
Whatever you decide, watch your wallet, don't use credit cards in ANY NOLA club, smile at all the pretty girls and have a great time.
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12 years ago
A ban on all knives may not be practical since there are already so many knives in private hands, but the very least we can do is require a complete background check and a twenty day waiting period for all future knife purchases.
Perhaps we should also require eateries to chain their knives to plates or "pre-cut" food servings.
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12 years ago
Juice, reread the Gospels closely. Was that one Passover meal described, beginning after sundown Friday (Jewish time = our Thursday evening) or are two meals described? Perhaps first a gathering of friends and family one evening followed the next night by the more formal ritual of a Passover meal. And after all that lamb, greens, dipping sauce, flatbread and wine, I wonder how long it took them to hike (or stagger) out of the walled city, past the cemetery, through the ditch and up the hill into the olive orchard where Peter and company took a nap until Hay-Zeus got nabbed by the cops?
Is the heaven described by Jesus some reward to come on the other side of death? Or was he speaking of a way to live in joy and grace here and now? Did Jesus say sit in a corner and pray so that when you die good things happen? Some might read the Gospel accounts and think Jesus said, "Do good when you can and party hardy right now, and you are already in Heaven!"
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12 years ago
The numbers in this story include HPV which make up the extreme majority of infections (79 million) and Herpes type 2 (24 million). If you have EVER had sex you have probably been exposed to both. For men, in both cases, the symptoms are usually mild - if any. Even the meanest Herpes2 cases often slow or cease outbreaks over time.
And that leaves fewer than 7 million cases of all other STDs combined. That is something less than 2% of the population (330,000,000 +/-). Even if strippers are 5 times more likely to have an STD, you are still safer in a strip club (before 2AM) than out fishing!
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12 years ago
Since you said "America" and not just "US", I guess the previously recommended TJ is a good choice if you want FS every time, all the time. Vegas is OK for high roller party club vibes. Miami has several full bar/full nude clubs and dudes wearing flashy bling tossing money around (plus very good weather). Detroit has very high mileage and Windsor next door (and crappy winters).
Another option I would consider is Montreal! The clubs in town ("on the island") are not known as "high mileage" but there are several of them and the dances a very,very inexpensive. Plus, there are several "off island" clubs just a short drive away which ARE very high mileage. Wait until spring to avoid the extreme cold and the scenery will be as good outside the clubs as inside and you can have the best of both worlds in clubbing experiences.
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12 years ago
Jax just doesn't have a really upscale SC, but two clubs are "moderately" nice and could be considered "couples friendly." Wacko's and the Gold Club both have adequate service, "OK" dancers (mostly 6 or better) and safe locations. I don't know how wild you want to get as a couple, but Wacko's probably is a little "wilder" than the Gold Club.
The word on Orlando clubs is not good, don't expect a rocking crowd or excitement in any Orlando club.
But on a trip south from Jax you could stop in Daytona Beach or Coco Beach. I like the Inner Room in Coco. It is a bit run down, doesn't always have beautiful dancers, and is sometimes too smokey, BUT it is always loud and fun. Read the reviews on Coco, Daytona, and Jax clubs to get a better idea.
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12 years ago
I have been offered back door service ITC (I usually decline said offers), but once a very friendly petite dancer didn't offer. The young lady simply (and discretely) slid a cover over me during a BJ and then sat on my lap. It wasn't until she was well planted that I was informed by her remark, "you feel really good up my ass." After four or five more songs, I immediately withdrew in disgust!!
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12 years ago
A stripper once said I was easy - and a cheap date - after she bought our breakfast at Denny's and blew me in the car after. Apparently, she considered the $100 plus I gave her for lap dances, the night before, something completely separate. The next time I saw her she said it was my turn to buy breakfast and asked if I was still "easy?".
SC - maybe your spinner will be looking forward to seeing you again.