wankfiend

I'm actually taking a female friend of mine who's never been to a strip club to one up by Chicago. So, I have the same question only we aren't a couple and it was her idea. (So female friendly SC instead of couples one I guess)

Project Cadmus...LOL

Did you make it rain two ply?

I think of a great stage show as an incentive for me to get a lap dance. A great lap dance is an incentive for me to get a VIP. And a great VIP is what brings me back looking for that girl when I need to blow some money.

I've used #3 a lot. But my lamest (although true at the time) excuse was "I stopped in to sober up."