Comments by JC2003 (page 9)

I find them similarly obsessed with dating strippers but not the same.

Because their wives and girlfriends are roughly the same age or their trophy wives are in their mid 30s+, and the girls in the clubs are in their early 20's.

I don't care about earning their respect. I do my bit to promote courtesy by not spending my money on discourteous strippers.

That conjecture and $4 will get you a Starbucks latte.

davids, just shut the fuck up. Nobody cares what you or RomanticLover think.

I find that "sorry, what were you saying?" shuts all but the most persistent women up. If they keep it up, just interrupt them with non sequiturs until they get the point. If they're still talking about that, they're high on something or OCD.

The worst thing to say while the cashier is giving you an odd look after sticking a dollar bill in her apron: "It fell out of your garter."

Dancers avoiding guys once they find out that they don't want dances: what a shocker! Guys like that are why cover charges are getting higher and higher.

I'm of the mind that any woman young and pretty enough to get an "attractive hottie" role on TV or the movies is stripper material. That goes across the board from your A list women like Charlize Theron all the way down to the starlets who do one-time roles on failed TV pilots.

Women dress to impress other women, because it's pretty easy for women to dress to impress men. I think we don't spot women who are strippers outside the club, because they tend to dress casual and not wear much makeup while out and about living their lives.

We're the wrong people to ask. You'd have to ask young people what they think will happen to strip clubs in the next 25 years. I don't think any who posts here regularly is under the age of 35.

StripShopper, you overestimate how easy it is to be a successful stripper. It isn't rocket science or hard work, but it's more than just show up to a club 3-4 nights a week and come home with $500-$1k a night. We've all seen the girls who think they can do that, and I don't think any of us get dances from those women.

Renee Zellweger ("You had me at hello") used to work as a waitress in a Texas stripclub. It's easy to imagine that she would have become a stripper if she hadn't made it big in Hollywood.

Our davids, who art in the VIP lounge, Hallowed be thy name! Thy kingdom come, thy will be done On our pathetic loser/RIL/"How to let go?"/"Is this stripper into me?" earth as it is in your stripper dating heaven. Give us this day our daily brag about all the strippers you date (shuh right, as if), And forgive us our PL lapdance/RIL OTC debts As we forgive our stripper/ATF/objects of our desire debtors. And lead us not into wallet-draining temptation But deliver from us from bankruptcy evil For thine is the kingdom (of one), And the power (of delusion), And the glory (of the conquests of all the strippers you've never actually dated) forever. A-men! (Not a-man, because you aren't one) davids, please "let go" of here and us, because I'm pretty sure we're not "into you." :)

Dancers might equate better dress with better likelihood of the customer having money to spend on them.

3 months is long enough for a stripper to get back in shape especially if she was taking good care of herself during the pregnancy.

I prefer facing me. Facing away is only good if the dancer knows how to grind so well that I won't notice their eyes go dead while they stare off into space.

If you still want dances from her, ask her what's up. Otherwise, blow her off.

Winding down. I'm getting tired of the local club scene; maybe a trip will recharge my interest.

If you want the latest on what's happening in San Francisco stripclub-wise, check out sfredbook.com. They get incredibly detailed about the dancers, down to individual dancers, their schedules, and their preferences. Thanks for the vote of confidence on me representing Florida, but I'm only really familiar with Tampa Bay. independentgirls.com has a decent strip club forum if you want info on South Florida, but they focus more on escorts, not strip clubs. I know that Orlando is dead and that Daytona and Cocoa have a couple nice clubs, but I know absolutely nothing about the Panhandle clubs or Jacksonville.

1. Not at all for weeks up to several times per week. 2. 0-3 hours. 3. $0-$500. Sometimes there's no cover charge. 4. $0-$400. 5. 0-4 dancers, not counting stage tips. 6. Yes. 7. Yes. 8. No. 9. No unless they ask. 10. Sometimes but usually no. 11. No. 12. No. 13. No. 14. Yes. 15. No. 16. No. 17. Yes, not intercourse but everything else. 18. Yes. 19. I would call it opportunity instead of luck. 20. No. 21. Depends on your definition of sex. If sex is intercourse only, then never, but if you count BJ, HJ, etc., more times than I can recall accurately but not a lot more than that.

Bleah, corrections. I meant Yes for "sex with strippers" #13 and No for "would you lie for sex with strippers?" #14. That isn't to say that I don't lie to strippers; I usually lie to get rid of them, not to fuck them.

The reason that 50,000 people die from the flu each year is because they are either old and-or their immune systems are already compromised by other diseases. The flu is not nearly as lethal as those numbers you quoted would seem to suggest.

Just ask her. What's the point in preparing to be let down? What purpose does that serve? She has already made up her mind about you. Asking her just lets you know what her decision was.