Dress for Success/Excess
chitownlawyer
Florida
When I go to sc's, I am almost always coming from or going to work. I can count the number of times that I have gone to a sc casually dressed (khakis and polo or sweater, depending on the season) on one hand. However, when I have gone casually dressed, I have invariably gotten less attention than when I was wearing business clothes. This is particularly surprising since the clubs I prefer, including Favorite Club, are most definitely casual, "neighborhood bar" places, rather than the "gentlemen's club" type of place. Last week, on my way east for a trip, I stopped in one club dressed casually. I got a respectable but minimal amount of attention. On the way, wearing a suit, I stopped in at Favorite Club, and got much more attention. Obviously, there were other variables at play, but this has happened often enough to permit me to comfortably generalize that I, at least, do better at sc's the better dressed I am. Anyone else have this experience?
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The only real bad part of the drive for me was Ohio, but unfortunately, that's about half of it. I am obviously quite familiar with the St. Louis to Indy leg, so that went smoothly. In Indy, I stopped at my #2 club, Dancers Showclub. I told myself I would stay for an hour, which was unrealistic, but only stayed for 1 1/2 hours, of which I was quite proud.
I then made good time through the rest of Indiana, which seemed to fly by. Then I hit OHIO...which went on forever. Spent the night at Columbus, thinking that I had done at least half of the state. But the next morning, it seemed to go on forever. I got so tired of seeing those (roughly) square Ohio state highway signs, I thought I was going to throw up. I think that I will always have good associations with West Virginia, because it meant I had finally gotten out of Ohio...
By the way, I had a hell of time getting out of Pittsburgh. I am spoiled because in the Midwest, when they put the INterstate system in, during the 1950s, there was lots of open land available to build the highways. In the east, the interstates, especially those parts in the urban areas, snake through existing streets, often becoming separated from their partner highway heading the opposite direction. By the time I found my way out of downtown Pittsburgh, I was almost as happy as I had been to leave Ohio.
At 600 miles on Interstate 70, I would say the trip is not easy, but it is simple (I only live five miles off of I-seventy, and Pittsburgh is only about twenty five miles north of it. So almost all the trip was on a single interstate). Of course, I rewarded myself with a stop at Brad's on the way home, and Chandler introduced me to a delightful new young (and very flexible) dancer.
By the way, I hope you had a chance to stop by Brad's tonight to comfort those poor girls on the Colt's loss.
the problem I had on my road trip was that I was headed through Wheeling at 6:00 am on one day, and the next day, I drove through during the afternoon, but was rushing to Favorite Club to meet up with Chandler, who had several hours from his home...a delightful experience, but not compatible with any other stops on the way.
I wouldn't recommend that you make a special trip to Morgantown, the clubs aren't that good, but if you're in the area anyway you can have some fun. As you might expect, they tend to be fairly seedy little places but some of the girls are nice and the rules are generally ignored. I never eoncountered any college girls though, just locals from up in the hills. Maybe I didn't hit the right place.
Shadowcat: Is the club in question PP-Memphis? I'll have to keep that in mind if I ever go there. However, and fortunately for me, the responses from the dancers that you talked to have been the opposite of my experiences.
I always figure that cufflinks and belts can be counted on to endure (in a pinch, you can use paperclips for cufflinks), but I bring at least another one of everything to guard against spills and other hazards of sc's.
How do you handle strange odors and stains on your business suit? That concern alone would be enough to get me to change into casual clothes for my SC visits. I always wore something that could be washed by hand in a motel bathroom sink when I traveled.
What town is Filly's in? Running the name through the search engine on this site only yielded one club with a similar name, in Winston-Salem, NC.
I don't intentionally put on a suit to go to strip clubs. The nature of my business is that I wear a suit for work at least five days a week, often six. I would also have to admit that I like to wear a suit, so I'm not as quick as some people would be to change out of a suit that I am already wearing. However, when I think back to the times when I have not worn a suit to a sc, it has seemed to work against me. However, the only back-to-back comparison that I have for a single club is Bonita Flats, about thirty miles west of KS. It is a run-down little roadhouse with beautiful midwestern girls, who give great lapdances (unfortunately, out in the open...no private rooms..it has never seemed to bother the girls, though). On two trips within three days, I got drastically better treatment when I wore a suit. Since it doesn't bother me, and I have the suit on anyway, I'm certainly not going to go out of my way to dress casually for sc visits. The funny thing about the Bonita Flats experience was that I was probably the only guy to have worn a suit in the place in six months. Maybe that's why it helped....Like I said above, a good thing about wearing a tie is it gives a willing dancer an excuse to start playing around with your chest and the areas around it. And I probably will always keep the tie that became panties for three hours one evening at Dancers Showclub in Indy.
I've heard of a good P'burgh area club in McKees Rock that I was thinking of going to. But I was running on fumes, 2-4 hours of sleep a night for three nights running, and that just didn't seem prudent on that trip. Maybe the next time I'm in P'burgh.
I really like the Gothic architecture downtown. And, although the Convention Center is a pretty generic 90s convention center (I've probably been in twenty just like it), they've made it incredibly easy to get to from the interstate. I ate at a very good restaurant in Mt. Washington, Isabella's on Grandview.
ArtCollege: Here in "flyover country" in the Midwest, we were the last to embrace "business casual", and the first to shed it. A lot of my colleagues, including me, never embraced it in the first place (consistent with my sartorial past: in my 8th grade graduation picture, from 1976, I am one of only three boys not wearing a leisure suit. Like Castro, history has judged me. Unlike Castro, history has vindicated me). So, a lot of places in the Midwest, particularly in law firms, wearing the traditional suit and tie does not mean that you are working for the Man--it means that you are the Man."
There are a bunch of strip clubs along I-70 south of Pittsburgh. A dancer in one of them once told me that she wouldn't work in one of the others (Sherrie's?) because all the girls there gave BJ's. I never checked to see if it was true.
Sick, isn't it?
One issue that concerns me is smoke. Hate to get a suit smokey. (Yes, sometimes I work for the man.) Also have had lipstick on a dress shirt. Real problem for a married guy.
I ofter look at the photograph and think to myself, "How the hell do you think THOSE people smelled?"
Chitown, I sympathize with your mother. It's not just dress either. When I was a child, adults ruled, kids were supposed to be seen and not heard, and you did whatever the adults wanted to do - taking the kids somewhere that they wanted to go was a rare special treat. Now it seems like it's the exact opposite. For example, years ago kids never went to nice restaurants in the evenings, that was an adult activity and the kids stayed home with a baby sitter. Now you can't go out to dinner without a bunch of kids yelling and screaming at the next table, no matter how late you go. Which is a major reason why I always sit in smoking sections in restaurants even though I don't smoke, there are usually fewer kids there. Thankfully the restaurants in my area all still have smoking sections.
I think she suffered from being whipsawed between two big demographic groups, especially the group younger than her.
There are two other concessions to dress that I've always made. First, all my shirts have button-down collars. Not only do I like the look, but I have a very short neck and a stiff collar is not only very uncomfortable for me, it doesn't sit right on my collar bones. The button-down looks much better on me. And as a result I never wear cufflinks even though I think they look cool, but button-downs never come with French cuffs. In addition, I always found that cufflinks got in the way when using a pen or pencil (remember pencils?) Second, I always wear loafers, I haven't owned a pair of shoes that had laces in over 20 years (except for boat shoes and sneakers, which is what I usually wear anyway.) Loafers are just more comfortable.
Chitown, if you're looking for something to short, try shopping malls and department stores. In a decade there will be empty malls everywhere. The only people who will still go to malls are teenagers. It's almost like that now in a lot of places.
Think of the jobs that will likely go down the tubes...mass transit, as has been mentioned, but also newstands/tobacco stores that predominate in almost all big office buildings, midlevel and fast food restaurants that serve a downtown lunch crowd. MY experience when I worked in Chicago was that a lot of the downtown retail catered to the people who worked downtown, because precious few people lived downtown, and people from the suburbs didn't have to come into town for decent shopping. So, downtown retail will probably take a big hit, too.
I don't think ties are going anywhere. They offer a chance for a little fashion and individuality in men's clothing, which otherwise doesn't change much (with the exception of attached collars, how much has the standard men's business suit/uniform changed over the last 100 years?) I was in junior high school during the horrid "leisure suit" phase of the mid 70s, and even 1985's pink paisley ties were an improvement.
T"hat is why we should all meet at some club in suits, ties, white long sleeved shirts with french cuffs and hats to mark the passing of the uniform of manhood."
What kind of reception do you think that would get us? I have a feeling that within a hour, a lot of strippers would be wearing hats and ties, in various ways...and I might be asking, "Destiny, where did that other cufflink go?"
As for the suit, I think there will be compensating factors. I'm going back to my grandfather's era again, but it used to be that wash was done once a week at most and was a major undertaking. Now my sister probably does a load a day with her kids constantly changing clothes. Suits used to be lifetime acquisitions, whereas now they are no more than a slightly more expensive kind of clothes, as disposable as any other. As we have more technology and conviences we seem to do things in a far more wasteful manner so that in the end, there really isn't so much more time in the day then our grandparents had. This works for goods too. When was the last time you repaired a TV? So many things have essentially become disposable goods that the manufacturers can count on the consumer simply replacing the ones they have if anything goes wrong. I know I don't bother with the warranties anymore. Clothes will probably go the same way. Suits are already becoming simply another product line rather than a unique item for most clothing manufacturers. Overseas production also makes them cheaper. You are right though that the uniform is dying. That is why we should all meet at some club in suits, ties, white long sleeved shirts with french cuffs and hats to mark the passing of the uniform of manhood.
Secondly, when I was mentioning clip-on ties I was referring to bow ties worn with a tux - a lot of guys foolishly wear a clip-on in that situation because they never learned how to tie a bow tie. But I guess if you're going to wear a rented suit, shirt and shoes you've already blown it so you might as well go for the clip-on too. Perosnally I never wear rented clothing except maybe a Holloween costume. To me renting a tux is a lot more of a faux pas than wearing a short-sleeved shirt in the summer.
I believe in dressing for the occasion. If it's hot, wear less. If the situation calls for a tux, go buy one, it won't kill you. At many discount stores you can buy a tux for the price of renting it twice.
Some dancers can't keep their hands off of a tie, and wearing one gives them an easy entree to more contact. Almost every time that a dancer has taken off my tie, the shirt has gotten unbuttoned. It's almost as though, once they get their hands on your chest, they look for ways to keep the fingers busy.
I don't understand the sploog problem with wearing a suit, as discussed in a post above. Dry cleaners have to eat, too. If you happen to practice law in small town in which you are well-known (just to create a vastly improbable hypothetical), even the smallest adjacent town will have a dry cleaners.
I agree with all the sartorial standards set out by my colleague above. Frankly, I'm not sure you could buy a clip-on anymore, even if you wanted to (at least I hope this is the case...). I would also add short sleeved dress shirts to the forbidden clothing items, if only because they deprive you of the opportunity to wear cuff links.
Moving to the other end of the social spectrum, I also make exceptions to the "no jeans" rule. While I agree with it most of the time, I know a lot of local titty bar type places in industrial areas or out in the boonies where everybody wears jeans. So I do too if I'm visiting such a place. Such places can often be a lot of fun. And they're the most fun if you blend in.
I agree with CT's comment that, if you feel comfortable you will look comfortable to others no matter what you are wearing.
I wear comfortable clothes-including docker type shorts in season, I make sure I'm bathed, brush my teeth and wear just enough cologne to keep my fav's noses nuzzled against my neck. All of this, combined with a friendly attitude and an open wallet works well for me.
I prefer not to be approached in strip clubs (or anywhere else for that matter), I prefer to do the approaching. So I usually try to dress the way I expect most everyone else will be dressed in a particular club. I'll dress differently if I'm going to a neighborhood titty bar in a factory district than I will if I'm going to a GC downtown. I don't like to stand out so I often dress down.
While on the road, I have gone is some pretty rough places in a business suit, and never have never caught shit from anyone, much less other patrons. I used to wonder if people would think I was LE, but it took me about a half second to realize that no one would expect LE to look so obvious (now THAT is a great disguise). Favorite Club isn't what I would call a rough place, but it is casual. However, Chandler, twenty minutes before you and I ran into each other last week, I was sitting next to (at separate tables), a guy in full-out leathers, and we were talking like old friends about the relative merits of the girls on stage. Like I say, if you are comfortable with yourself, others will be, too.
You can carry things too far...I wouldn't wear a WW2 feltdmarschall cap with totenkopf insignia to a NAACP meeting (of couse, I wouldn't wear such a cap anywhere...)
When I wear a suit for work or some occasion and then head to a bar, I'm okay with it only if that's how most everybody else there is dressed. If I were to do that at a strip club, even a gents' club, and even if I had just come from some place where a suit was required, I wouldn't feel comfortable. Your being an actual lawyer, Chitown, makes all the difference in your comfort. Being an actual big spender helps, too. I think strippers can tell when guys wear suits for effect, so I believe it only works if you're comfortable and you're prepared to back it up with the big bucks.