Here's a lighter one we haven't done for a while. Which celebrities do you think would make the best strippers? Female, unless you want to start a REALLY interesting thread. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Which would you most like to see become strippers?
Britney Spears is my vote for best stripper, she's only a few strips of cloth away from it anyway, and then maybe she'd stop singing and do what she's best at. Pam Anderson gets an honerable mention as the patron saint of strippers.
As for most wished for, I'd have to say I have a feeling Catherine Bell would be very interesting.
Renee Zellweger ("You had me at hello") used to work as a waitress in a Texas stripclub. It's easy to imagine that she would have become a stripper if she hadn't made it big in Hollywood.