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14 years ago
Several years ago, I started a file on regular TUSCL posters' age and hometown. Of course much of it was just a guess. From TUSCLGUYS doc:
CHITOWNLAWYER Mid 40's. Might live in Alton or Belleville
He hasn't posted or reviewed for about 18 months; I see where he logged on back in July of this year.
I never thought he lived in Chicago, because several posts along the way indicated that he actually lived closer to the ESL area. But age might be close to subject of topic.
I hope he's OK and can rejoin us at some point. Always a valuable contributor!
Btw, I haven't updated TUSCLGUYS for a couple of years. Not of great value to do so really.
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14 years ago
...only dancing for a while until they hit their well-planned financial goals and move on.
Yep, this is DJ.
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14 years ago
I guess Houston hasn't been hit with the adult entertainment plague yet, because the first thing that happens with it is the doors lose the lower 18" or so. That is not so much to see if somebody has died in there, but to detect more than 2 feet at a time in the booth.
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14 years ago
I've seen strippers who's reactions seem to be way out of proportion to the situation. I have known a couple of 'em who suffered from a psychological condition called bi-polar. This affliction frequently comes out as sudden mood swings...I think it is a type of manic-depressive thing.
I am told that many times a bi-polar person will have very little recollection of just how obtuse their behavior was. If you go back to the club and you are faced with having to talk to her and she doesn't apologize for her rude behavior, don't get into a prolonged discussion with her. Just move on to another dancer. If she apologizes, accept her apology and move on to another dancer.
Drink your beer slowly and enjoy it. After all, these are just strippers.
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14 years ago
Five hours down I-55 will put you in the East St. Louis area. It will take a couple of days to make the rounds of the 15 or so clubs in that area. Most are very high mileage clubs...and reasonably priced.
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14 years ago
St. Louis, MICHIGAN or St. Louis, MISSOURI?? Tried to research St. Louis, MICH, but can't pull up U.S.A. clubs because my virus checker sez there is a Trojan Horse in the room. WTF.... Anyway, if u and yo Fox Sports pal are going to be in St. Louis, MISSOURI, the high mileage strip club capital of the Midwest is just on the other side of the Mississippi River in ILLINOIS. It's a very liberal, democratic area, so I wouldn't be braggin' about Fox. On the other hand, they probably wouldn't understand the implication anyway.
If you are going to be in St. Louis, MICHIGAN, it might not even exist....
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14 years ago
Coach was definitely lettin' the little head do the thinkin' there.
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14 years ago
Good for you!!! Do this SC thing long enough, and you're bound to get a few pleasant surprises.
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14 years ago
Kaspersky denied me access to some areas of TUSCL over the weekend citing a "trojan horse" threat. I sent founder an email - no answer yet, but I'm here now....
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14 years ago
Joe Town is where the Pony Express started back in the 1850's. Horse riders hauled the mail in a saddle bag all the way to Sacramento, CA.
This town hasn't changed a great deal since then, except that women are now allowed to vote and -at least for a couple of minutes- look at naked men.
Sorry ladies, but us strip club mongers warned that this was a bad law.
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14 years ago
2 a day, 4 days a week for a year. Hard to believe THAT many guys weren't wearing protection.... and the police urge anyone who had contact with her tell their significant other about it. I guess the police want to set a record for greatest number of domestic violence calls in a 24-hr period.....LOL
This occurred in the central burbs of St. Louis, MO. The well-known ESL area is 30 miles to the east on the Illinois side. While the dancers...or women...in ESL clubs can look pretty rugged, I really can't remember any that looked as bad as "Sarah".
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14 years ago
In response to YMMV, I admit that My Mileage Does Vary. 26 is a unique identifier I use for a lot of things - it has never been my age on TUSCL.
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14 years ago
Where's that "dumbest things dancers say" discussion when you need it.
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14 years ago
ESL has a lot of variety; anybody can get anything at any price at any time. Helps to be a regular at Trop 56 - there are exceptions. MBOT in SF has nice looking girls, but c'mon it's just sex - not worth $500+. I gotta get back to Houston, soon!!
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14 years ago
10 years ago, at Dollies Playhouse in ESL, it was common practice every hour or so for all the dancers in the club to get up on a huge oval stage in the old front part of the club and dance one song. The guys were all sitting around the stage, and the girls would lay down, put their feet on the drink ledge, pull panties over, put in in yo face and let you do DATY right there at the edge of the stage.
Keep in mind that there were probably 20 or 30 guys sitting around the stage and maybe 10 to 15 dancers. Each dancer would allow this oral activity for 15 or 20 seconds, then scoot around to the next guy. It was possible to sample quite a few quims during that song.
That slimy mess by the time the third girls got to you was primarily the slobber from the last couple of guys before you. SO...you HAD to be somewhat drunk to even consider doing it, and you NEEDED to be somewhat drunk so you didn't get to thinking about little details like kissing 8 other guys by proxy.
I preferred C-Mowes on weekend nights when they opened up the second floor, and DATY was the norm for an entire song with one girl at the stage. Then you went over to the banquet chairs along the wall and did FS for $50.
The State of Illinois finally stepped in and declared that some of what was going on at the stage was a potential health risk and the started a campaign in the clubs with signs that said something like 'keep it out of your mouth'. I think they may have been talking about any number of things.
I usually don't agree with government's assessment of what it correct behavior in a strip club, but in this case they were right. I was lucky, but I'll bet a few guys developed some very hard to get rid of sores on their lips from tasting a Metro East Babe.
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14 years ago
If I'm in a club where I can get away with it, I reach over, cup one of her breasts, and whisper in her ear "feel pretty girls tits". It gets a better reaction than if I answer "play golf".
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14 years ago
She should know the rules and the way the money part of it works. I she knew that she might get nicked for an additional dance for her extra 30 seconds on you, she should have explained that to you before she started the 30 secs. Hopefully, she would have given you a 30 sec. dance at her cost.
I have had that happen, and it's not usually worth the math. If she stopped after the short song, your only complain might be that the club cut the songs. A valid complaint, but a common practice among lower rated clubs.
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14 years ago
The laws haven't changed to allow dirtier dancing, rather, the cops aren't watching as closely these days as they used to.
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14 years ago
I have always assumed that a dancer who came on to me was playing me. What other reason would she have? Oh, maybe she thinks I'm a drug dealer.
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14 years ago
I let them know before it ever gets to anger that I'm just not interested. If they persist, I get them down real close to me and explain that I'm looking for a lot more than just a lapper tonight, and if she's game, I'll find her when I'm ready.
It gives her something to go tell the manager.
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14 years ago
Vanessa Hudgens
Alexis Dziena
Meg Ryan
Jennifer Aniston
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14 years ago
I've told this story before but it's perfect for this topic, so...
Dancer and I got to know each other pretty well. We have done OTC. I am 20 years older than her. She is recently divorced. One day in the club she is telling me about this stud guy she met. The guy is from the same part of town I live in, and she wonders if I have ever heard of him. Have I?!? He is the son of some good friends of my wife and I.
Eventually, they get married. My wife and I go to their wedding because we are friends of the family! I almost raised my hand when the preacher asked....
Dancer quits dancing out of respect for her new good-guy-with-a-good-job hubby. A couple of years go by, and my wife and I are standing line to go into a memorial service...and guess who else is standing in line. We all exchange pleasantries, and get together in the line. Wife is chatting it up with dancer's hubby and his parents, and dancer and I are grinning and saying nothing of any substance. As the line moves forward to go in the church, I let her go in front of me and her hand swings back and discreetly gives the package a squeeze.
Amongst overcoats and scarves, I pretty sure no one saw what transpired, but she looked back with a mischievous smile. I think I understood the message, but neither of us made contact with the other. They moved away when he got transferred in his job.
My wife told me last year that his mom said they had a kid and were doing fine, but...mom says she (dancer) was from a broken home and was a stripper before Andy met her, but they were going to church in their faraway city and she (dancer) had been "born again"..."bless her heart, I just know she'll be fine".
Yep, cured of that damned urge to get naked and have sex for cash.
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14 years ago
Will the "services: erotic" posts start showing up on "casual encounters - w4m"??
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14 years ago
I'm with sharkhunter on this. Fishy story. Maybe it was caused by spontaneous combustion from some hot strippers working at a golf tourney.
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14 years ago
In its day, Chameleon Club in WP (ESL). Lap dance room was an apartment with several sofa's and overstuffed chairs in a couple of rooms. About half the time there would be another couple in the room on the sofa six feet from you, totally naked, engaged in some type of sex. It was very real. Most of the guys were balding, and most of the girls were crack whores. Not always a pretty picture.
I never considered it to be a big turn-on to watch others, but one time I recognized the girl who was doing reverse cowboy across from me while I was getting a bj; we smiled and waved to each other.
It certainly was not your typical strip club experience...fresh towel, brand new rubber, and a girl for a half-hour: $125. Tip optional, but $25 was appreciated.
Damn place burned down. Probably better that it didn't rebuild.