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14 years ago
This incident probably won't be mentioned in the new TV mini-series "Sara Palin's Alaska", but that could explain FBI involvement. They may have discovered an inter-state conspiracy to reveal that there is more to Alaska than fish, bears, weird politicians and DWTS contestants with big butts.
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14 years ago
Never had a taste during a lap dance. I suppose that would be an extra.
Have seen dancers who would shower the guys in pervert row during her stage dance. I haven't seen this done in quite a few years.
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14 years ago
Even at Wal-Mart, the first thing I look at on a girl is her butt.
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14 years ago
Wait until year 2 when you start imagining faces to go with poster's names. And then year 3....
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14 years ago
Good! I made it a shortcut on my desktop.
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14 years ago
A good parody on research, and probably a lot of truth regarding S-C conditions. I would urge the OP to put it over in the "articles" section for others to enjoy.
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14 years ago
Hammered sorority chick in a $99 (section 128) seat at brand new Cowboys Stadium! Vid shouldn't cause any problem for her unless she decides to run for public office 25 years from now.
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14 years ago
Lesbian refers to female homosexuality. As soon as she participates in sexual activity with a male, she becomes bi-sexual. Now, of course, you and Bill Clinton have to define sexual activity....
Can a dancer be Lesbian? Sure, if she's not doing sexually gratifying things with guys. As soon as that lap dance starts turning her on though I think, by definition, she becomes bi-sexual.
I think very, very few dancers are truly lesbian. A larger population has sex with guys and other girls, and then I would guess that a fairly small population of otherwise heterosexual dancers is bi-curious because if she likes it, she becomes bi (or perhaps even lesbian), or if she doesn't like it she remains hetero.
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14 years ago
I have trouble groping one girl's tits and petting the other one's kitty at the same time. Now, 3-way DFK is a different story...
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14 years ago
Sunday night was very slow.
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14 years ago
I'm with Clubber on the areola diameter, but I'm fine with half-dollar size and fat 1/2" - 3/4" long nipples. Had a girlfriend after college with 1" long fat one's - that started me down the pleasurable road of nipple erotica.
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14 years ago
A man doesn't usually appear as a really good looking women. You can kind of tell that something isn't quite right - maybe the ears stick out....
Years ago I did several dances with a "new girl", and my fingers were allowed to roam under the thong with no objection. Afterward, another dancer who I had known for some time mentioned that it looked like I was having a good time with the "new girl". I think I kinda' shrugged and said "yeah, uhuh, sorta'". To which she responded, "other guys tell me she doesn't have a pussy." Well yeah, that probably explains it then.
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14 years ago
That's funny she would label it customer shit. I wonder how many dancers understand the lingo we toss around here. I had to explain mileage to dancers at my fav club a few weeks ago - one out of five understood. Not surprising that they all understood what SS was.
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14 years ago
A lot of southern Missouri couples have sons just so they can steal the kid's new girlfriend and shack up with her for a few years.
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14 years ago
VIP is crowded that day. Song ends, guy pays dancer and she leaves promptly. Next song starts guy is still sitting there next to us. We thought he was about to leave, but instead he whips it out and starts jacking. Obviously, his dancer hadn't quite got him there.
The dancers are all staring at him like he was...well, nuts, and the guys were trying to bury their heads in boobage to avoid witnessing a fellow man engaged in a solitary jerk. Around mid-song, he stood up, let out a subdued growl of relief, and added a stain to the carpet.
The dancers were pissed. It's unwritten club policy that all VIP carpet staining material must pass through a dancer's mouth before it is allowed to be a stain on the carpet. And this dude didn't even have to pay the requisite $50 extra to be the originator of that stain.
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14 years ago
The biotech industry seems to be appropriately focused on developing solutions that prolong life - particularly the repair of damaged essential organs. This probably puts the generation of new penile tissue for cosmetic purposes well into the future.....
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14 years ago
I can't explain why it took so long, but I finally bot a ZZ Top Greatest Hits CD in 1995 or so. I had heard of them, but knew little about their music....or did I. I knew the words to many of the songs first run through the CD!
I agree w/ f'art, "Legs" would be near the top.
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Learned a long time ago that if she is doing something with me, she's doing it with others as well. I've only had one instance where I even considered that I might have helped a dancer create life...very "by the rules", but very drunk. I think she was too drunk to even know what we did....
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14 years ago
"What makes me feel sad is that I'm not sure what went wrong."
Not likely anything went wrong. It's just the way strippers can be. They owed you nothing, and you owed them nothing. If you had owed them something they would take your calls in hopes of collecting.
Make it a happy memory. Largely based on fantasy: it was fun while it lasted. If you continue to pursue strippers, you will eventually have similar gratifying relationships that ultimately fail ....guaranteed.
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14 years ago
Fool in possession of a dick...
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14 years ago
Maybe his brother wrote the preceding review.
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14 years ago
The Outhouse near Lawrence, KS (KU) is located in the middle of a corn field. No joke, it's got corn planted on 3 sides and I think the land across the road is either soybeans or corn. There is nothing but crops for a half-mile - maybe more - in all (horizontal) directions. I don't think they are harassed by government; the guy that owns the corn probably doesn't care as long as nobody messes with his corn.
If clubs would locate in "out of the way" places - even in town - they would generate fewer complaints and won't be visible to mom with her kids going to the grocery store. For decades, many clubs have insisted on being located in or near above-average real estate corridors. Obviously, they needed to be seen to attract customers.
Now days with internet capability on my 3G Iphone, I can bring up TUSCL and get directions to more clubs than I can physically see in an area.
Cities should consider zoning that allows adult entertainment in areas that need redevelopment. A well-lit club would bring life to areas that are suited for light industrial and small warehouse/office uses. The kicker might be a one-dollar tax on admission to the club. City councils might actually begin to quietly adjust zoning.
That's an optimistic thought that might be a long time in the making. The media plays up adult entertainment news because it sells papers, then the church folks read about it and are automatically are opposed to any further discussion of such filth...and the fight is on. The issue ends up being decided by people who want to get re-elected...and there are a lot more votes in the church than in the press room or TV station.
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14 years ago
I paid for my membership here because I didn't want to have to be writing reviews all the time. I usually just go to one club, so I guess I could cut and paste and just keep my comments the same from visit to visit. Alas, that would be unfair to the rest of you who might be looking for valuable information about that club. I joined TUSCL to get reliable intel about other clubs.
I only do a review if something significant happens at my home club, or if I visit another club AND I think my review could provide useful info for someone else about that club.
I usually avoid describing the physical layout of the club in reviews I do. Really....if I need to piss, I'll just ask where the restroom is.
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14 years ago
I was jonesin' pretty bad when I discovered TUSCL was temporarily out of service last night, so I went over to stripclublist for a look-see. Couldn't get the states to download....were the planets aligned against club-related web sites yesterday?
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14 years ago
Happened to me once - computer malfunction. Dancer just stopped and sat down beside me. I asked why she stopped and she said "because the music stopped". OK...