Here I Am
loosenut
Hey guys, I've enjoyed your posts for a while now and I decided to sign up and start posting. Before I get started, though, I want you all to know that I have absolutely zero respect for any of you. In fact, I'm not really what you would consider a strip-club type guy. I just go to clubs occasionally when I get the itch. In short, I don't identify with any of you and I get a big kick out of watching you make fools of yourselves, both online and in the clubs.
And it's not just me, either. When I talk with dancers (only the hottest ones sit with me, by the way), I consistently hear how I am just "different" than the typical customer that walks through the door. I'm often told that I'm not only the best looking guy in the club, but that I'm also younger looking and I don't come off as a just some creepy pervert or loser looking to cheat on his wife (dancers hate cheaters, almost as much as they hate perverts, by the way).
I also want you to know that I think you're all delusional and don't believe for a minute some of the outrageous stories you post here about getting "extras", mileage, ITC, OTC, befriending and dating strippers, etc. I'm more inclined to believe that most of these fantasies are simply planted here by strip club employees in order to perpetuate these myths and drive more suckers into the clubs, chasing the proverbial pot of gold. Believe me, I have chased that pot of gold myself, several times now, and no matter how much money I drop on a dancer or how hard she falls for me, when it comes down to it, it never goes beyond a basic lap dance. It's like the sound barrier; it just can't be broken. On occasion, I have had a dancer give me a little more contact than normal. But, only after many, many dances, big tips, and they always tell me it's the farthest they've ever gone with any customer.
I also want you to know that I have a lot of respect for dancers and I don't appreciate some of the derisive comments some of you make about strippers in general. For the most part, these are just regular girls who grew up in regular families and are just looking to make ends meet. Most of them are only dancing for a while until they hit their well-planned financial goals and move on. It's no different than working in any other industry. Work is work. So, please, enough with the pompous, self-righteous attitudes. Makes me sick.
So, now with that out of the way, I look forward to helping you guys make the most of your club visits. This is going to be fun!
And it's not just me, either. When I talk with dancers (only the hottest ones sit with me, by the way), I consistently hear how I am just "different" than the typical customer that walks through the door. I'm often told that I'm not only the best looking guy in the club, but that I'm also younger looking and I don't come off as a just some creepy pervert or loser looking to cheat on his wife (dancers hate cheaters, almost as much as they hate perverts, by the way).
I also want you to know that I think you're all delusional and don't believe for a minute some of the outrageous stories you post here about getting "extras", mileage, ITC, OTC, befriending and dating strippers, etc. I'm more inclined to believe that most of these fantasies are simply planted here by strip club employees in order to perpetuate these myths and drive more suckers into the clubs, chasing the proverbial pot of gold. Believe me, I have chased that pot of gold myself, several times now, and no matter how much money I drop on a dancer or how hard she falls for me, when it comes down to it, it never goes beyond a basic lap dance. It's like the sound barrier; it just can't be broken. On occasion, I have had a dancer give me a little more contact than normal. But, only after many, many dances, big tips, and they always tell me it's the farthest they've ever gone with any customer.
I also want you to know that I have a lot of respect for dancers and I don't appreciate some of the derisive comments some of you make about strippers in general. For the most part, these are just regular girls who grew up in regular families and are just looking to make ends meet. Most of them are only dancing for a while until they hit their well-planned financial goals and move on. It's no different than working in any other industry. Work is work. So, please, enough with the pompous, self-righteous attitudes. Makes me sick.
So, now with that out of the way, I look forward to helping you guys make the most of your club visits. This is going to be fun!
Comments
last commentYou are more like the people you describe than you realize. If you truly had no respect for them you would give up strip clubbing altogether.
I've kicked the habit! You can, too!
Yep, this is DJ.
there's so many contradictions in his post that he obviously doesn't know what he's talking about and he's just looking to get a rise out of us.
ignore him and he will go away or go back to lurking.
go down south to a real strip club den ur story will change but wait u ike men so stay up north and us da new DC law and marry yourself a dude
loosenut - that is part of the game the dancers will tell you lines to get you to feel special and eventually pay them more, learn the game player since obviously you are getting pimped
As for the rest of you, get back to work in the club, you're all a bunch of shills.
I think more people are just are just in a bad mood.
As for some of the rest of you, you're giving this guy too much credit. Comparing this guy to DickJohnson is like comparing Mogen David to Dom Pérignon; they're not even in the same class.
Land of the strip clubs. LOL