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14 years ago
2001 main stage cam was fun to watch. I especially liked when the petite brunette with glasses went up the pole in front of the camera, flipped and showed the goods.
Instead of stopping by TUSCL every night, I might grab a cold one out of the fridge and visit 2001....
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14 years ago
I have always thought that an average stripper could easily make $50k/yr before taxes. A hustler who provides some high-margin extra's...$100k. I have know a few girls who actually were able to save a lot of what they made. They bought houses - no mortgage - pay cash. Some actually own their new car. I know one dancer who tells me she files a tax return and pays taxes. Her mother who purportedly works for a large tax-return preparation company makes her do it. It still must hurt to buy that money order to send to the IRS...maybe she makes estimate payments.
Of course, most dancers piss the money away; give it to drug-head BF/pimp, whatever.
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14 years ago
OP, I thought you were going to ask about the drug lord wars that occasionally wind up in the border towns....
Condoms don't always provide all the protection I might need. Sex feels good. What if I have a car crash on the way down to the border crossing? Having sex with young, slender Mexican chicks is fun. What if my plane crashes. I can get herpes doing DATY if I don't put Saran-Wrap over my face. Risk is always present. I might get shot. Today I will go to Tijuana and be a risk manager. Take the basic precautions. I might be OK.
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14 years ago
OP and comments insightful and entertaining. Pretty funny. Good read!
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14 years ago
Dancer told me she was new to the club and trying to decide whether to work day shift or night shift, and wondered what worked better for me after I had been in a couple of DAYS in a row and got quite a few dances from her. When I told her I couldn't come in at night, she agreed to continue to work days.
Came by a few days later and she was not there. Found out she had switched to night shift.
Obviously, some guy with a lot more to spend than I suggested he would rather come in to see her at night.
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14 years ago
Lets focus on the real issues: like how are we going keep the dollar from only being worth a nickel in the world market.
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14 years ago
It's a Rip Club.
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14 years ago
Me: "Wow, that was a great dance for me, how 'bout you?"
She: "I got off three times, didn't you hear me?"
Me: "Darn, the music is too loud...why didn't you just guide my hand to hot and wet promised land?"
She: "Music isn't THAT loud!"
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14 years ago
She: "Wanna dance?"
Me: "Not right now, but maybe later."
She: "Yeah, I bet. You just don't wanna dance with me!"
Me: "no, really...check back with me after while".
Me: (thinking)"like maybe next month."
I usually don't get dances from girls who are bigger than I am, but who knows, I might get very drunk and change my policy on that.
If I'm not going to be dancing that night, I will say that right up front with all comers, otherwise, I believe that all doors should be left ajar.
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14 years ago
Likely BF is also getting a roof over his head, food, chemicals and a ride as a result of her work. He might get upset when he finds out that she's not just dancing on stage and doing laps; but now he understands why the roof don't leak, there's always some extra blow, and the ride's a little sweeter.
Complain. Complain.
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14 years ago
We went through a similar analysis a couple of months ago - sam should remember it. It was obvious from that example that the formula for the club rating number takes into account several variables...it's not just the average of the individual review scores. Seams like the number of reviews and age of reviews would be relevant in a more complicated formula.
Even if he didn't want to reveal the exact formula, I'll bet Founder could shed additional light on how that score is derived.
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14 years ago
At my fav club, there are a couple of wheelchair-bound customers, and there are two steps up to get into VIP. On a couple of occasions I have seen helpful customers lift the guy - wheelchair and all - up into VIP. Other times I have seen the wheelchair left behind and the guy helped to the couches. I think that says a lot about the strip-clubber fraternity.
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14 years ago
For a reasonably attractive girl, entry into the dancing profession is as easy as falling on a log...er, wood anyway.
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14 years ago
I wonder what the "crime against nature" that Loretta was charged with involved?
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14 years ago
Some years back, I brought a vibrating egg to the club for a favorite dancer. This device had a handheld battery pack/speed control portion that was connected to the insertable egg by a small-gauge electrical wire.
This dancer had an absolute prohibition regarding the insertion of fingers, tongues and johnsons in her. So, she inserts this egg herself, and proceeds to lap dance upon me. I have the controller, and the egg seems to be doing its job, as she is really getting into the whole deal after a couple of songs.
Then, mid-song, the DJ announces that she's on stage next so she is in a big hurry to rid herself of the gear but the wire is tangled in her panties. Realizing that the egg just needs to be extracted from her, and then the wire will become untangled, I stuck my thumb and forefinger in her, grabbed the wire at the base of the egg and pulled it out. As she was running toward the stage she was mumbling something about "you can't do that".
After she danced on stage, she came back and sat with me and pouted the whole time. I had stuck my fingers in her, against her wishes, and she was not going to be happy about it...dammit! I LMAO.
The next day she called me and told me that she had a boyfriend, and she had sworn that he would be the only one who could insert things in her. She felt as if our fun had violated that pledge...again I LMAO. She quit dancing a couple of weeks later.
Six months later she was back dancing. She had thrown the egg away because of the horrific memories associated with it. But, BF had moved on so the memory of the egg suddenly became desirable. So, I bought her another egg. This time she let me insert it.
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14 years ago
Just ask the girls if they will do some high mileage for you, and how much EXTRA it will cost. Be sure to say the word EXTRA a little louder so they get your drift...you know. I hope you were exaggerating about the $1500-$2000 per night, that's a lot of taxpayer money to be wasting on strippers.
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14 years ago
Robbers target guys walking away from the club because they have more time to assess the situation while the guy is usually walking into dimmer light and away from potential witnesses and security cameras.
Park in a well lit area, and don't pay the dancer before the dance.
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14 years ago
My employment moved me to Dallas in the mid 70's. I had never been to an SC until I went to The Fare (on Greenville Ave). It was topless, and I went with a larger group. Interesting, but not that much fun really.
On occasion I went to Baby Dolls (near Bachman Lake) by myself. It was BYOB and the girls danced on a small raised platform over in the corner. I recall that some girls got at least partially nude. I don't recall for sure if they had private dances. I think maybe they did, but they were outside the back door standing up....
Still went to The Fare with the guys now and then, but I was increasingly seeking more "action", and drifted into a place called the French Quarter near Love Field. FQ was a "buy a bottle of very expensive fake champagne and get HJ under the table" place. Only did that once.
Finally found what I was looking for over on Harry Hines. $50 FS with an OK lookin' young babe. Did that a couple of times, but I wasn't ready for emotional intimacy with a hooker, so I got a real girlfriend and learned to line dance at the C&W bars. That was the end of SC's for me for about 10 years.
Currently celebrating 20 years of solo SC action. Nothing lame about it.
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14 years ago
I like an unobstructed view of where the legs meet the torso.
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14 years ago
It's just like in everyday life - particularly in business, it's to your advantage to remember people's names at parties, etc. Since I don't have a photographic memory it is helpful for me to create a "memory jog" that will help recall a person's name later. I think it takes practice; definitely an acquired skill for many people.
"OK guys, let's give it up for Karen"...probably more like Angel, Diamond or Destiny. Although I do know a dancer who's stage name (and real name) is Kim...I just don't remember what she looks like.
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14 years ago
Yeah, I go w/ gatorfan on this. I've been through raids and frequent clubs that get raided, but I've never seen customers stay away for any significant length of time. I think most customers are unaware that the club was busted until they visit and somebody tells them...several days later. As for dancers leaving, I have seen dancers who were targeted for previous bad behavior (extras) in the raid being fired for a "slap on the wrist" length of time, and then they are rehired. I think the only time I saw dancers get fired for longer was if the were found to have drugs in their possession at the raid.
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14 years ago
Anytime a dancer says "I want to f*** you", she means it!!
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14 years ago
RS78, Sarge won't be happy when you tell him you burned all your bridges over at TUSCL. He'll probably put you back on speed trap duty.
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14 years ago
I understand the financial difference between the Midwest and California, but $9k rain is crazy stuff. I think I've witnessed $100 rain quite a few times, and maybe a $300 storm once or twice.
Now I understand how I can be so absolute in my resolution to "never spend that much money again" as I am leaving the club with a much clearer mind...