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Comments by mmdv26 (page 38)

  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Strippers get paid for stripping and then get fucked by their attorney.
    I think these types of cases are just a part of practicing law. No presumption of billing the plaintiffs (no blood in turnips...), so roll the dice with your time and see what happens. Probably had a few where there was little or no settlement. Those employees were thrilled to get $5k when they had no financial loss from the incident.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Hey editor: WTF
    @quayla20. I hope you get a ride up there, show em your stuff and get hired. Be sure to let us know here on the discussion page how things work out...
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Club visit without the club
    Sure there's lots of possible danger going to her place. I've done it dozens of times, and the worst thing that ever happened was when her mother came home while we were fucking in the bedroom. Would have jumped on mom, but she was a cow...LOL. I had a buddy that hooked-up with dancer at her apartment. She met him at the gate, let him in and 3 guys jumped him and stole his knock-off Rolex watch and $500. Then they all left together....I could have predicted that bitch would do something like that! Let us know how it works out.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Mom&Boyfriend watch daughter strip
    Stripping is basic animal behavior. Take off clothes and show others the goods. It's easy to teach and easy to learn. Perfect mother/daughter business; likely there is only a 15 or 16 year difference in age anyway. Younger looking daughter brings in the customers so older mom gets a piece of the action too. I have yet to know of a dancer and her granddaughter dancer. Let's see, 18 + 13 X 2 = 44yo grandmother dancer w/ 31yo daughter dancer and 18yo granddaughter dancer....that's possible. Wonder how much that 3-some would cost OTC?
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    chukko
    Ohio
    Porn vs. Prostitution?
    Video yourself having sex with a 16 year old in Massachusetts...go to jail for the vid? The right hand has no clue what the left hand is doing.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    1st time doing VIP
    @ranukam. Is the $100 for 15 minutes in addition to the $20 each you have to pay for each dance while you are in there? If so, you have basically doubled the cost of a dance (5 dances @ 3mins ea), and I would hope you are getting quite a bit of extra touching or even extras....I guess this is where the "gotta try it and see" comes in to play. If it is not a rental fee, then the only issue is whether you can last for the 5 dances you have just purchased.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    STAGE TIPS
    When I'm seated at the stage, I tip $1 per dance for 3 song sets where the last dance is nude. If it's not a nude club, I'm not at the stage.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    silkypants
    Minnesota
    Ahh Detroit
    Impressive scorecard. Assume the happy ending was the FS??
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Booze making its way into fast-food outlets
    I have seen local pizza restaurants that have drive-thru pizza pick-up. They sell beer and wine for inside consumption. I think state liquor laws prohibit alcohol sales at the drive thru. BK has traditionally marketed to kids, so they have to determine whether booze will jeopardize that strategy. I doubt that it will. BK has done some questionable things with marketing in recent years...I'm not sure who they were targeting with that "ambiguously gay" King dude getting out of bed??? When McDonald's jumps in the booze thing, then it will be validated as a shot at the adult market. Probably an OK strategy, but maybe only in certain markets... When can we expect to see topless girls at the drive thru??? OOOPs probably never, too young as a rule.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    Not exactly the most appealing thing I've ever seen...
    When I was in SF years ago, I did OTC with a dancer who had tags "down there" that were similar in size and shape to smallish male genitals. I told her she should have them removed, and she said she was saving up the money to do that. Good plan!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    WTF Is This???
    He must have had a great time...still drunk.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Building a rapport at a club
    As noted here, dancers sooner than staff. Maybe 2 or 3 visits and time with same dancer definitely gets you noticed. A few weeks for staff to catch on. If free preferential treatment is available, I would think you could see that after a couple of dozen visits and quite a few thousands of dollars. Of course, this all assumes that you are respectful to all involved.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    10inches
    Florida
    ETHNICITY OF DANCERS
    I like Asian body style a lot, but attitude and other personality quirks often cuts into the enjoyment factor. AA girls in good shape are usually a lot of fun. Big booty - no thanks. I think some AA's are certifiably crazy. Latinas frequently have attitude problems. So, here's my rating based on percentage of time I like the dance: 1--caucasian 60% 2--african american 75% 3--latina 40% 4--asian 50% 5--middle eastern (never had) 6--indian (never had) Pretty underwhelming results, huh!
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    What do Dancers like about You?
    I have always made a point of NOT passing gas in the close confines of the VIP. I had one girl notice that and thanked me for not farting during BJ. I can't remember a dancer ever complimenting me about anything other than that.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    I've never been to a stripclub.
    So you are a long time reader, yet you just joined this month....did you troll around here under a different name for this "long time", or does June 1st just seem like a really long time ago for you? The best 5 minutes of your life was in a SC bathroom? What did you do in there? Dude, I don't believe that you are 17...your responses seem more like those of a 40 year old who is trying to get us to believe that he is young.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    F*cking City Council Pricks
    gmd: I heard a preacher on TV the other day telling old people they would go to hell if they didn't give him money....these must be the same people trying to save our society from the evil strip clubs.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    The men dancers marry
    At the club, the participants know their roles. The so's bf's gf's etc. understand that they are not included in the sensual/sexual encounter, and have to be satisfied knowing that they benefit in some other way - like bf gets some money or drugs from dancer's earnings. The only complete loser is the s.o. (wife or gf) of the customer who pays for the dances. That person gets nothing in return, and probably loses out on money given to dancer. The hell a jealous boyfriend or husband of a dancer must live in can hardly be imagined. It is imperative that such a person understands his/her role, and accepts it. The whole concept of strip club is so false and deceiving as to render rings just a simple ornament while on duty. After work all of that can change.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    F*cking City Council Pricks
    Most city councilmen have never enjoyed a lap dance with a spinner half their age, heavy two-way groping and a nut bust in their pants at the end.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    why do you go to the strip club???
    I like NSA sex. SC provides opportunity to preview my partner.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Strppers as Tuscl Members?
    As long as we continue to "self police" (give shills and rude dudes the typewritten finger) as vigorously as we do, there should be no significant threat to TUSCL as a bastion for male and female aficionados of strip clubbing to share information and express their opinions about clubs and related topics. The fact that a few "workers" are interested enough in what the customer thinks to actually hang out here and listen speaks well of their professionalism.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    SammyGold
    New York
    The Grind
    I don't like laps done with her facing away from me. In fact, when the dancer begins RCB, I will sit up straighter in the chair/couch to protect from accidental blunting of my sword, and more importantly, to encourage her to turn around and face me. Then I will slide down to aid in maximum contact of the parts that count. Many dancers understand this from the start, and will ask me to slide down before they mount facing me. Rubbed raw Johnson can still be an issue if I'm wearing jeans, so I usually wear jogging or sweat pants....but if I happen to be wearing jeans, I always encourage them to take it out and put it in. Better dress up, or rubbed raw might feel good compared to the "4-week fire inside"...LOL.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Do you still go to regular bars?
    I go to regular bars to shoot pool. My wife is a pretty good pool player, so she comes with me sometimes. I think I've only played pool at a SC once, and that was with several other dancers. They spent too much time playing with each others butts while they were lining-up a shot, and we had to stop so some other guys could play. So, I go to regular bars to put balls in holes, and I go to SC's to......well, sometimes it involves balls and holes.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Thanks founder of tuscl
    As I recall, the TUSCL road has had some bumps in it, but Founder always found a way to keep it going.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Have You Caught Anything from a Dancer?
    Got stuff, but not sure if it was from dancer, doorknob or toilet seat.
  • discussion comment
    13 years ago
    Streetwalkers, a little off topic.
    I have never hired sex from the street; too many other ways to hire it that seem safer. When I was in high school, some of us went downtown to a little hotel that had a reputation for being a cat house. A wink at the door man got the wheels in motion, and for $25 each we would get laid. I think five of us went, and maybe two backed out in the lobby at the very last minute. But, I was in, and I was gonna get some... A lady with big blonde hair and too much make-up introduced herself and lead me to the elevator where an old black man ushered us in and operated the elevator up a floor or two. We got out and went to a room where she instructed me to undress. I was 16 and my sexual conquest to date consisted of some clumsy combination of HJ & BJ by my GF in the car at the drive-in movie. I'm suddenly very scared. My virginity-taker-to-be began to undress - I had never actually seen a real woman naked - so this was becoming pretty intimidating...maybe even bizarre. I could tell that something wasn't quite right, when suddenly she removed one of her forearms. I didn't know what to do. I was about to get fucked for the very first time by some one-armed whore! Surly this can't be the way my life was supposed to unfold. She set the prosthetic device on a chair, threw a shirt or something over it, laid down on the bed and asked me to join her. I did, but I was not in the mood for sex. I was not in the mood for actually looking at her either. She held me and stroked by body to try to get me to relax, and eventually I did. I gathered some empathy for her handicapped situation, and actually began to find comfort with her. After a great deal of effort on her part, I was finally functional, and demonstrated that to her by promptly making a mess on her leg.