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I've never been to a stripclub.

Jun 21, 2011, 11:46 AM
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Mr.Martian

What should I expect from my first visit?

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Mr.Martian

By the way Im a long time reader first time poster.

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metaldude

Spend money, see girls at least partially undressed. Duh!

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samsung1

well if you live in Orlando florida just expect dancers to undress and sway their hips in front of you giving you an air dance. But if you travel to Tampa you will get full friction dances.

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Trool2000

Come to Columbia SC and you may get raped. And by the way, bring some hard earned cast.

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harrydave

Man, if you are a long time reader of this web site, than you should have a good idea of the range of experiences. So, I've got a suggestion. Forget about worrying, or speculating, or fantasizing, about a club visit, and just go to a damn club. It's very easy: go to the ATM, take out $200, go to the club, walk in and sit down, order a light beer; sip, sip. In the good clubs, the girls will take care of the rest. Or, you can be adventurous and tip a girl on stage $1. Jump in! The water's fine.

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londonguy

Exactly Samsung. Don't go to Orlando clubs, it would be better to start visiting a proper strip club where you can get a proper lap dance.

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lvlap123

Other than dropping lot of cash drop all other expectation. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

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Mr.Martian

@harrydave It's not very easy going in a club when there's an age requirement : (

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georgmicrodong

Under 18 or under 21? The latter is legal in some places, including a couple here in Louisville (entering, that is, not drinking), but under 18 is illegal in most places I've heard of. Don't get caught.

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Mr.Martian

@georgmicrodong sigh Im 17. I want to go to Tootsies ( a stripclub in Florida ), but I went to their official website and it said you must be 21.

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gsv

At 17, you're not going to be able to get in to a club unless you present some sort of fake identification (which is obviously illegal but people do it) or look over age and get lucky to not be asked. Sometimes going with someone who is of age and tipping the bouncer well could work.

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EarlTee

So the question is "What can I expect when I go in four years?"? Good grief.

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Mr.Martian

@EarlTee LOL

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boss435

Pointless post. Check back in a few years.

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georgmicrodong

Well, it would be more than a little hypocritical of me to chastise you for thinking about going to a club at 17, since I did go at 17. However, that was Canada, and at a time when the drinking age was only 18, so it was a little different.

However, it is illegal, or if not actually illegal, at least against the clubs rules, so you'll suffer the consequences if you get caught. Those consequences will almost certainly include informing your parents, and possibly some uncomfortable hours in the local jail.

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gatorfan

age requirement, what's the maximum age? is it when you can't get a stiffy no more

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vincemichaels

MrMartian, when you reach the age when you can go, it's refreshing. The women are nice, they'll never lie to you. :)

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Mr.Martian

I hate being young.

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georgmicrodong

I'll trade ya. You can be 50, and I'll be 17. But I get to keep my 50 year old brain.

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GoVikings

^ LMAO.

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Mr.Martian

The only time I've step foot in a stripclub was to use the bathroom. It was the best 5 minutes of my life.

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Dolfan

Some of the clubs in WPB don't have anyone watching the door during the day, take a trip down and stop in. Act like you belong and have been before. Don't call me for bail or anything, but I'd expect the max punishment to be getting thrown out. The consequences of calling attention to the fact that they don't have someone watching the door almost certainly outweigh the benefit of calling the cops.

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johnbrwon001

Don't get carried away.

Set a budget and stick to it.

If you have credit or debit or bank cards leave them in the car.

Keep your ones separate from your larger bills.

Don't bring anything into the club you can't afford to lose except your virginity.

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rh48hr

Once you do go ... Welcome to the club and enjoy the ride :-)!

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Mr.Martian

I can't fuckin wait : D I found me a new hobby

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SuperDude

A non-alcohol club, usually all nude, has an 18 year old admission policy, but may let you slide in since liquor laws are not involved.

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mmdv26

So you are a long time reader, yet you just joined this month....did you troll around here under a different name for this "long time", or does June 1st just seem like a really long time ago for you? The best 5 minutes of your life was in a SC bathroom? What did you do in there?

Dude, I don't believe that you are 17...your responses seem more like those of a 40 year old who is trying to get us to believe that he is young.

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Mr.Martian

@mmdv26 What would be the point of me faking my age?

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farmerart

17?? Holy shit! My first serious SC visit didn't happen until I was 61. When I was 17 I had been working for two years, had two water trucks and one other employee.

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georgmicrodong

mm: You don't have to be registered to read the discussions, only to post.

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runrdude

You should expect to not get in the door.

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gatorfan

No age restriction either

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luckyone

Plenty of 18 and up clubs most places. If you've been reading this site, you'll know where to find them. Only take what you are willing to spend, line your left pocket with $1's and your right pocket with $20's and have fun.

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harrydave

Well, if you're really 17, then my advice is to forget about strip clubs for a while. Save your money for better things. Focus on creating and sustaining friendly relationships with women. You will need that capability throughout life. Besides, you will eventually, if not already, get free sex.

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farmerart

harrydave:

Please tell me where I can get free sex.

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vincemichaels

Art, go into the woods. The bears are friendly :)

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newmark

As with most things in life, the old saying that you get what you pay for applies to free sex too, at least at my age.

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harrydave

Now Art, we are both in the wilderness right now and there is no need to dwell on what we can't have.

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newmark

Damn kid, one of the reasons some of us go to strip clubs is to recapture our youth. A nice session with a stripper can be like making out when you were 17. My advice to you is to go out and fuck a cheerleader so you will have good memories when you are my age skulking around strip clubs.

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newmark

Damn kid, one of the reasons some of us go to strip clubs is to recapture our youth. A nice session with a stripper can be like making out when you were 17. My advice to you is to go out and fuck a cheerleader so you will have good memories when you are my age skulking around strip clubs.

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newmark

See. I am so screwed up I can't even post straight. You don't want to end up like me.

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