well if you live in Orlando florida just expect dancers to undress and sway their hips in front of you giving you an air dance. But if you travel to Tampa you will get full friction dances.
Man, if you are a long time reader of this web site, than you should have a good idea of the range of experiences. So, I've got a suggestion. Forget about worrying, or speculating, or fantasizing, about a club visit, and just go to a damn club. It's very easy: go to the ATM, take out $200, go to the club, walk in and sit down, order a light beer; sip, sip. In the good clubs, the girls will take care of the rest. Or, you can be adventurous and tip a girl on stage $1. Jump in! The water's fine.
Under 18 or under 21? The latter is legal in some places, including a couple here in Louisville (entering, that is, not drinking), but under 18 is illegal in most places I've heard of. Don't get caught.
At 17, you're not going to be able to get in to a club unless you present some sort of fake identification (which is obviously illegal but people do it) or look over age and get lucky to not be asked. Sometimes going with someone who is of age and tipping the bouncer well could work.
Well, it would be more than a little hypocritical of me to chastise you for thinking about going to a club at 17, since I *did* go at 17. However, that was Canada, and at a time when the drinking age was only 18, so it was a little different.
However, it *is* illegal, or if not actually illegal, at least against the clubs rules, so you'll suffer the consequences if you get caught. Those consequences will almost certainly include informing your parents, and possibly some uncomfortable hours in the local jail.
Some of the clubs in WPB don't have anyone watching the door during the day, take a trip down and stop in. Act like you belong and have been before. Don't call me for bail or anything, but I'd expect the max punishment to be getting thrown out. The consequences of calling attention to the fact that they don't have someone watching the door almost certainly outweigh the benefit of calling the cops.
Don't get carried away.
Set a budget and stick to it.
If you have credit or debit or bank cards leave them in the car.
Keep your ones separate from your larger bills.
Don't bring anything into the club you can't afford to lose except your virginity.
So you are a long time reader, yet you just joined this month....did you troll around here under a different name for this "long time", or does June 1st just seem like a really long time ago for you? The best 5 minutes of your life was in a SC bathroom? What did you do in there?
Dude, I don't believe that you are 17...your responses seem more like those of a 40 year old who is trying to get us to believe that he is young.
17?? Holy shit! My first serious SC visit didn't happen until I was 61. When I was 17 I had been working for two years, had two water trucks and one other employee.
Plenty of 18 and up clubs most places. If you've been reading this site, you'll know where to find them. Only take what you are willing to spend, line your left pocket with $1's and your right pocket with $20's and have fun.
Well, if you're really 17, then my advice is to forget about strip clubs for a while. Save your money for better things. Focus on creating and sustaining friendly relationships with women. You will need that capability throughout life. Besides, you will eventually, if not already, get free sex.
Damn kid, one of the reasons some of us go to strip clubs is to recapture our youth. A nice session with a stripper can be like making out when you were 17. My advice to you is to go out and fuck a cheerleader so you will have good memories when you are my age skulking around strip clubs.
Damn kid, one of the reasons some of us go to strip clubs is to recapture our youth. A nice session with a stripper can be like making out when you were 17. My advice to you is to go out and fuck a cheerleader so you will have good memories when you are my age skulking around strip clubs.
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