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13 years ago
When I lived in Dallas 25 years ago, Harry Hines Blvd was the place for p4p sex. I'm glad to see that Dallas supports historic preservation.
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13 years ago
Using your license plate number, management can search state database to get your home address. Then they send you a "hope you enjoyed your visit" postcard that your wife can read when she gets the mail.
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13 years ago
1978, The Fare, Greenville Ave., Dallas, TX. I was 28. Went with some guys that I played basketball with at the nearby apartment complex where we all lived. The club was topless, maybe they wore pasties...I don't remember. They danced on small stages with a pole. Gazing at the small perky titties on those very young Texas sweeties was a game changer for me. A couple of weeks later, I conned some golf buddies into going one afternoon. Then, I think I went by myself...I was clearly in the throes of addiction.
I quickly grew tired of the well lit titty show, and moved on to the dark, BYOB, totally nude world of Baby Dolls over by Love Field.
Life has been different since then.
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13 years ago
I need to get a 6-month gig in Houston, but for now, I like ESL/WP. If I get tired of doing extras with the 4's and 5's in the sleazy clubs, it's just a few blocks to the "gentlemens' clubs where I can feast my eyes on 7's and 8's and still get above average mileage.
Thanks to TUSCL, I don't have to accidentally wander in to an "air" club....unless I want an overpriced beer.
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13 years ago
Arrest me baby; beat me with your stick.
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13 years ago
Which is more expensive in NYC, a lap dance or a one mile cab ride?
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13 years ago
I'd like a double cheeseburger, a coke and the blonde working at the deep fryer.
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13 years ago
Being ignored
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13 years ago
Your friend has some deep-seated emotional problems coupled with moderate depression...or he's gay.
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13 years ago
Most of the g/g stuff in the clubs comes across as very fake. I don't like fake tits, and I don't like fake sex either.
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13 years ago
Yikes! I don't want dollar coins if we have to switch to metric....new laws require that customers stay 182.88cm away from dancers on stage.
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13 years ago
The girls would have to wear a coin box strapped to their leg.
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13 years ago
Ask her how she plans to raise the $4500 in the next 3 weeks. Help her with the math. Explain to her that you could help her out...maybe $300 for OTC sex each week would be $900. If she could get 4 other guys to do the same thing for her, then she would reach her goal.
If she figures out that she might be a whore by doing that, suggest that she take up drug dealing or drop out of school. Let her decide.
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13 years ago
Get rid of drink minimums, especially the ones the dancers have to sell.
Maybe replace that with a FS quota. Instead of constantly pestering me with "will you buy me a drink?",they would be bugging me with "will you f**k me?" :))
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13 years ago
Extra's include HJ BJ & FS, any of which cost more money and must have the definite potential for happy ending. All other items - even if they cost more - are part of the mileage scale.
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13 years ago
Whatever you do, don't get rid of it. Duct tape the artist-autographed mag article to it, and someday it will be worth a lot more....maybe you can offer it to a stripper in exchange for some dances.
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13 years ago
Replace PL in TUSCL glossary with PTD. Sounds very similar...pay money, get wood.
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13 years ago
Maybe not odd, strippers do very strange things. Perhaps she didn't reply because she was too busy in VIP taking pictures with some other guy's phone and setting him up for phantom OTC. Sure sounds more like ROB than SS.
What's the difference between "booty call style" and "pay for play"?
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13 years ago
In La., if the missus wants to suck my dick, it's illegal. But suckin' the heads off crawfish is encouraged. Strange place.
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13 years ago
I wonder if he's got any leftover Viagra that he wants to give away?
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13 years ago
@runr. You will probably remember this encounter forever, and it will make you smile each time you think of it.
Glad it went well!
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13 years ago
Lucky she's an independent contractor stripper. She appears to be offended by almost everything; she'd be a shit employee, and most real contractors must posess a demonstrable skill.
Waste of bandwidth.
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13 years ago
Was in a fairly small and dark, "U"-shaped VIP with room for 5 or 6 couples. Everybody could get a pretty good look at what was going on around them. Not really set up for HJ's and BJ's, but there was always plenty of heavy groping going on in there.
This day my fav and I were in there alone with a goal. She straddled facing me, and for the first time, we were "one". We were both enjoying ourselves a great deal when the song ended, and three couples came in for the next song. We stopped our rhythmic motion, and just sat there with our arms wrapped around each other kissing. I could feel her press down on me so that our state of "oneness" would not be apparent to our new neighbors.
The music started, and so did we. Pretty soon, she decided that it might be a good idea if she was turned around facing away from me in order to better conceal what we were up to. So, she began to rotate around without raising up and thus reveal the monster connecting us....LOL...a maneuver that has a degree of difficulty of about 3.9 with the guy laying down, and almost impossible sitting up. The clumsiness of what she was doing caught the attention of the other three dancers right away, and by the time she finally got turned around, the dudes were staring slack-jawed at us too. It must have been pretty obvious what we were doing. No happy ending that day.
We did manage to do the deed ITC a few times after that, and we got together OTC a couple of times as well. It was all good, but I'll never forget the stares from everybody in there as she was trying to spin around on me.
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13 years ago
I've never seen anything like that at the coffee shop I go to. Maybe I'll try saying "YES" when they ask if I want "room". Secret code...?
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13 years ago
@25...wheeew!!! At first I was reading that as the brother danced nude as well, but since I've never heard of a m/f strip club, my head is back on straight and I now assume that he was a bartender, bouncer, DJ or bathroom troll.