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11 years ago
Was the jail cell inches or feet? Inches would have the occupant sleeping while sitting on the toilet. Feet would make it the bunk house, which could be pretty memorable...or not.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Ice cold grain alcohol or warm water depending on my mood.
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11 years ago
Wow, a grand for a fuck? I'd pay that if she was Megan Fox.
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11 years ago
Jeez, maybe it's still Saturday...
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11 years ago
The effects of Saturday still got a grip on ya...
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11 years ago
It's likely that the "rich regulars" you saw at 2am were pimps and drug dealers.
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11 years ago
I'm considering the acquisition of an avatar, but it isn't a priority for me so I haven't put any effort into it. I'll see what I can do during May.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Had the "hold it" offer made one afternoon when the place wasn't busy. Took her up on it. She had to keep looking around my side to see where she was aiming it and of course that made it miss the urinal. I helped her re-aim and told her we would have to practice this until she got it right. She was drunk.
A better story is the time when I was coming out of the john, and a dancer I know well - several OTC's - ran up and said she had to pee real bed and the girls toilet was locked. The mens' toilet didn't have a partition around it, so she squatted over it - no sit because of germs - while I guarded the door and kept others from coming in. As I recall, she was also drunk.
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11 years ago
The act of BJ involves her tasting the true flavor of my dick. I hope it tastes clean, but the fact that she is willing to find out is a big turn on. And, when done well feels SOOOO good. CIM is just the normal completion of the act. I don't pull out and shoot on her back when I do her doggie in either orifice.
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11 years ago
I think some girls just repeat what they hear in the locker room. Girls have to have something to say, even if it isn't original material.
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11 years ago
There are a lot of clubs in Florida and Texas. Pick a city with a lot of clubs (>6) in either state and then pick a club based on TUSCL reviews; if the first club doesn't suit your needs, move to another one.
FYI, very few of the members here have worked at Mons Venus.
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11 years ago
Years ago the "T's" used to cruise the blocks around MBOT in SF.
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11 years ago
Bottoms Up is such a shit club now days, it would give Brooklyn a better reputation if it was closed. Not likely to be closed tho as it probably creates low-paying prostitution jobs in a horribly depressed area.
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11 years ago
I think cops relish the idea of making life a bitch for fellow man in the name of enforcing the law. Get the elected officials who make the strip club laws recind those laws, and you will then see cops who don't give a rat's ass about what public health hazard you are sticking your unprotected dick into today.
Then we'll work on the prostitution thing. Imagine cops not being able to get their nuts off doing "john stings".
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11 years ago
Seen girls like that. Sometimes their hair and fingernails look bad up close as well. It is disappointing.
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11 years ago
Sometimes I break the ice with them by pointing out that my fly is unzipped, and we kind of go from there.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
91exile, who wrote the review originally being discussed here is quite the romantic guy. From one of his previous reviews of the same club, he says, "so after that we sat down and talked for a while and i got her number and i will be probably fucking her in the ass."
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11 years ago
@OP,
Loose fitting shorts commando is the best way to go at many clubs when weather allows. Some clubs simply don't have the "fun culture" that will allow this mode of dress to be effective tho. Some guys wear thin dress pants and still go commando just for the enhanced feeling with a normal lap dance. Many girls, even in the most repressive clubs will still find a discreet way to "cop a feel" of wood through fine cloth.
Oh yeah, wear dark colors to reduce the noticability of the wet spot you may generate on the front of your trou. A long tailed dress shirt left untucked will usually cover "the spot" as well.
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11 years ago
^^^Fred, Wilma, Barney and Betty all getting toasted at 420. LOL
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11 years ago
I've never owned an automatic transmission. Even my wife prefers manual tran.
So the thief couldn't drive a stick... I went to a grocery store the other day, and the young girl at the cash register counted my change back to me. I commented to her supervisor standing nearby that I was impressed. The supervisor said the store owner insists on all cashiers being taught to count change back.
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11 years ago
Now we need a pressure cooker registry.
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11 years ago
Maybe they should be required to wear a red letter A (for aunt) painted on their forehead during this...period.
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11 years ago
We've got a narcissist on the loose around here.
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11 years ago
With exception of warm perky nipples between my teeth, and hot slippery pussy around my fingers and my hands firmly gripping a smooth, pliable ass, TUSCL is a great alternative to actual clubbing.
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11 years ago
^ yeah, 120 that's a fair summary. I probably should have mentioned that the numbers are on a scale of 1-5 with 5 being better of course.