Comments by Dain (page 5)

Jetstrip in the LA area.

Pubic hair has a function: it's a lubricant for coitus. For me, only ebony and Asian girls should shave because they all look more or less the same unshaven. But one can tell something about a white girl from the volume of pubes--the greater the extent, the higher the testosterone, hence the hornier she will naturally be. Besides, pubic hair is one of the secrets of a woman that a man can discover; without it, we have only the tit shape, the nipple size, and the general appearance. I luv to discover a girl's secrets!

Mary.

Paradise, Synn.

Tell them what you've told us--that you're Argentinian. Most girls don't think of that as Latino. As for age, tell them thirty; that seems to be the upper limits for girls under 25. I passed for 30 till I was forty and boned about fifty civvie girls that way.

In the LA, check out the Jetstrip for medium mileage.

Tamara Yatkin is, of course, "lopaw" on the boaards

King Henry VIII on Crenshaw Avenue is FS, Starz on Rosecrans is some FS. Both are mostly AA dancers and as good as COI clubs.. Starz opens at $ PM, KH at 11 AM. Jetstrip on Hawthorne Blvd is LM to MM. Don't waste your money on Bare Elegance and its eye-candy.

You guys are hilarious! Great!

When a dancer sits on my lap, I say, "Hold on to the handle so you don't fall off!"

That's been my experience at clubs, too. The girl, like me, wants to be able to decide. We both have "rules."

Very good, chattguy! I personally use the bell-curve (the Gaussian curve), as we do for IQ. My Attractiveness Quotient is something that I can judge only indirectly, by observing ladies' reactions to me. I'd say that I'm about a 120, which is considerably less than my IQ.

The county board should address the real problem: door-to-door dildo salesmen.

They want so much because sometimes guys pay it. I hate it when some stupid guy pays the asking price. He makes it bad for the rest of us. If guys wouldn't pay it, they would lower the price.

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I love smegma--the more, the better!

Dain is good for Gardena clubs (suburb of Los Angeles).

Ask your doctor if there's any way you can get and STD outside of fucking. Hunt for possibilities on-line. Cry like a baby--don't hold back--when you tell your wife. I feel for you, man!

I LOVE pubes! The texture, extent, and color of pubic hair is one of the very interesting things about women, like the nipples. When you see them, you see something "secret," and that's part of the thrill of seeing a woman naked.

Go to the local Gay Clinic for a free test--a pin prick on a finger. Go together.

Write standard English, for krissakes!

I love those jokes you took from Rodney Dangerfield!

Yes, several times one dancer has told others about me. One said, "Word is around here that you are well-endowed. If you need a dance, I'm ready." No sales pitch, just a statement. I was flattered. Another girl recommended me to her grilfriend on the floor and said something about my "style." The new girl, afterwards, said, "I like your style." A third came to the booth after her friend took her recommendation of me, just to see if I was performing as advertised. I was. The new one rewarded her by sucking her titties while riding me. I loved it!

A dancer I know is going to mortician school. I don't want to see her on the job.

Smell fresh at all times.