It ain't easy being Alucard!

1/8/2014 11:36:31 AM

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up.
His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys.
He was a poster boy....for birth control.

Dude gets no respect I tell you

5 comments

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sofaking87

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11 years ago

Lol, you are pretty hard on the little guy. I almost feel bad for calling him a dolphin.

deogol

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11 years ago

lol

Super_Mane

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11 years ago

Yea we love you faggot

Dain

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11 years ago

I love those jokes you took from Rodney Dangerfield!

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

One more for your list mikaya, when he was born the doctor said, "wait! Dont flush it! It has eyes!"

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