When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up. His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys. He was a poster boy....for birth control.
Dude gets no respect I tell you
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It ain't easy being Alucard!
Jan 8, 2014, 11:36 AM
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Lol, you are pretty hard on the little guy. I almost feel bad for calling him a dolphin.
lol
Yea we love you faggot
I love those jokes you took from Rodney Dangerfield!
One more for your list mikaya, when he was born the doctor said, "wait! Dont flush it! It has eyes!"
