When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up. His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys. He was a poster boy....for birth control.
Dude gets no respect I tell you
Front Room
5 comments
It ain't easy being Alucard!
Jan 8, 2014, 11:36 AM
comments (5)
Jump to latest
lol
Yea we love you faggot
I love those jokes you took from Rodney Dangerfield!
One more for your list mikaya, when he was born the doctor said, "wait! Dont flush it! It has eyes!"
Lol, you are pretty hard on the little guy. I almost feel bad for calling him a dolphin.