When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up.
His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys.
He was a poster boy....for birth control.
Dude gets no respect I tell you
It ain't easy being Alucard!
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last commentLol, you are pretty hard on the little guy. I almost feel bad for calling him a dolphin.
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lol
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Yea we love you faggot
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I love those jokes you took from Rodney Dangerfield!
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One more for your list mikaya, when he was born the doctor said, "wait! Dont flush it! It has eyes!"
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