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It ain't easy being Alucard!

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up.
His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys.
He was a poster boy....for birth control.

Dude gets no respect I tell you

5 comments

  • sofaking87
    11 years ago
    Lol, you are pretty hard on the little guy. I almost feel bad for calling him a dolphin.
  • deogol
    11 years ago
    lol
  • Super_Mane
    11 years ago
    Yea we love you faggot
  • Dain
    11 years ago
    I love those jokes you took from Rodney Dangerfield!
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    One more for your list mikaya, when he was born the doctor said, "wait! Dont flush it! It has eyes!"
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