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It ain't easy being Alucard!

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mikeya02

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up. His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys. He was a poster boy....for birth control.

Dude gets no respect I tell you

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sofaking87

Lol, you are pretty hard on the little guy. I almost feel bad for calling him a dolphin.

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deogol

lol

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Super_Mane

Yea we love you faggot

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Dain

I love those jokes you took from Rodney Dangerfield!

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crazyjoe

One more for your list mikaya, when he was born the doctor said, "wait! Dont flush it! It has eyes!"

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