Comments by CarolinaWanderer (page 2)

Two Irishmen were on the jury together. The the claim was that the accused had sexual relations with a sheep. A witness was describing what she saw. "Mr O'Donnell put these big black boots on the sheeps hind legs and then put his own feet in. Just as he was about to consumate the act the sheep turned and licked his balls." The first Irishman said to the second "A good ewe will do that, you know".

Good question. I am sitting here debating going to a club that is an hour and a half away. Hard to decide. Would need to leave in 2 hours to catch the beginning of the night shift, which means driving in the rain and dark on the way back. Decisions, decisions.

Backdoor?? I thought you were not into anal.

I usually get "do you have to leave now?" followed by "When will you be back?" They really love my.......money

I had the reverse happen about 12 years ago at Baby Dolls in Dallas. One afternoon some of the girls became convinced that I was Sam Elliot. He's a little older than me, but at the time there was a resemblance. A good time was had by all, including one of my first in club bj's. It was strange because three girls blocked off the view while one went down. (I once saw this done at Mons Venus in Tampa, but I was told that it was extremely expensive.)

I have never given a gift to a dancer. I might if it was something that related to one of my favs and would likely bring a laugh. I did once tip a dancer $100 over the normal dance and HJ amount. She was trying to make extra money to fly to her home town because a relative was gravely ill. Yeah, it might have been SS, but her reaction made me think otherwise. I saw her a couple of times later, but we never really had any special relationship other than mutual respect. That said, I don't think that would ever happen again.

A new favorite of mine were talking in generalities when she volunteered "I really can't imagine going back to a real job because I make so much doing this. I know I should be saving but somehow you just keep living at a level like the money will be forever." It struck me that she was more intelligent than the average stripper, and that I wanted to have sex with her for money.

I took my car to the shop yesterday, but I did not get a blowjob. I thought you said mechanics keep strippers around all the time.

One of my favorite answers when a stripper asks "what brings you here?" is "I'm just looking for a friend for my little friend".

Harvey, after the 6 foot white rabbit.

Oh, him. I put him on ignore after 2 posts. He is gone from my world.

I also find it very easy to do after 2 or 5 scotch and waters.

Only happened once, but I would not complain if it happened again. "The girl you just danced with says you want to fuck. Ready?"

One of my clubs had two preggers dancers ealier this year, Personally, I could not understand the appeal and passed on both. Seems sort of perverse to me, but to each his own.

Again, how did your family react 10"? I had a niece that tried it but was dumb enough to dance in her home town club. Did not go over well at all. She no longer dances there.

Another waste of valuable space goes on the ignore list.

I propose a new abbrviation, GTG or Go To Girl. I have 3 GTG's at the club I frequent most often, but still like to try new talent from time to time. With 2 or 3 GTG's vying for my attention (spelled m-o-n-e-y) it can be difficult to try something new.

I frequent a few places where a HJ is fairly standard and a couple of girls will do bbbj to entice extra payment for FS. I prefer to go to completion witha HJ if more is available. I have had a few bbbj to competion without offering payment in advance, but have always tipped nicely when it occurs.

I am in fear of leaving my glasses, so I always put them next to my beer. I have never lost a beer!

If ITC is of any interest, try The Platinum in Hillsborough. It's 45 min or so from RDU.

One of my clubs has a Payton that I have not experienced yet, but intend to next trip. There was a Sam at a club I used to frequent who thought she owned me. Nice girl, but I enjoy variety too much to stick with one dancer over and over. I got her to give me her schedule and was able to avoid her most of the time.

Different strokes? I think it feels sexy when a girl strokes my penis. It makes him feel like Mr. Happy!

First I would look for a Casino. If not, then a massage parlor. If neither, I would as the bellman at the hotel where to find a good time. If there is no bellman, then look for a local weekly paper and check the ads there. If all else fails, buy a bottle of scotch and read a book.

While the US trys to separate church and state, the political influence of religion is considerable. 18 year olds are encouraged to enlist in the military with promises of education assistance and lifelong medical care. Stip clubs are somewhat protected by the freedom of speech and expression guaranteed by the constitution. Alcohol has no constitutional protection and so is one area that religion does have an influence. In many states you cannot drink until you are 21, in some you can drink beer and wine, but not hard liquor. It is all a small price to pay to keep the religious zealots happy and divert them from more important matters.

We all know that we do not pay prostitutes for sex. We pay them to leave when the sex is over.