Ever fucked a pregnant stripper?
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
In the first case 12-15 of us were partying at the apartment of 2 girls.There was a lot of booze,pot, and a group shower.I was trying to make it with one of the girls that lived there. It was working. A lot of heavy petting. Then I got shot down. She was on the rag. I was too drunk to drive. I crashed and woke up in bed with her room mate. A month later, I found out that she was knocked up. I asked her if I was responsible. I was willing to help.She said no. It was not me.
2nd case.My best friend and I visited two girls at their apartment.He was married but a player. I had met both girls but never got together.One was single with no kids. The other was a divorcee with 2 kids. We could no go out go out together (no baby sitter)They went out. He made a bet with her that I would be fucking her room mate as soon as we left.He won. She was on me like stink on shit as soon as they left. A month later I found out she was pregnant. NO, it was not mine. Her words "why does this happen to the good girls?" Spoken like a true stripper!
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A stripper frined of mine says a lot of them get knocked up from itc extras. I guess condom use is not that all consistent or reliable. Since some of them have so many they are shit out of luck in even guessing who it could be. Of course the father is long gone from the scene by that time.
Personally, I could not understand the appeal and passed on both. Seems sort of perverse to me, but to each his own.
Does remind me of a buddy who unknowlingly and stupidly went back to the back room with a stripper he thought was just fat... Later I said I thought she was pregnant UNTIL I realized he was going back with her. He got very quiet and I realized that I had been right all along, we all got a good laugh about it, and still do.
To my knowledge I've never fucked anyone who was pregnant.
I don't know if I have ever been responsible for a stripper pregnancy. Have had a couple of close calls. With one of those, I really don't think she could know who was responsible...DNA would have been the only way. She held fast to her claim that it was her loser bf, but I think she secretly hoped it was me so the kid would have come from a fairly decent gene pool...:).
Sorry couldn't resist..I heard that on a tv show I think recently.
For the first 4 months, usually, you can do it most any way.
For the next 2-3 months, you normally are restricted to doggy style.
For the last, you normally have to do it Coyote style. That is where you lay by the hole and howl.