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15 years ago
This actually is in violation of the boards terms of service.
Terms of Service
by founder
May 7, 2007
By using www.tuscl.net you agree to our terms of service which are simple. You may use www.tuscl.net for your own personal use to help you find strip clubs and for your own research of strip clubs.
If this dickhead does this again, we should all request he be removed from the board.
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15 years ago
When I encounter one of the "comically fake names" I will sometimes reply something to the effect of "your mother really named you that?" I usually get a quick, well my real name is response, but I really don't give a flip. I would rather know what it is going to cost me to play than to know her name.
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15 years ago
Gk, seems you have inserted an "l" unnecessarily.
It does change, usually a a couple of ladies are added 2 or 3 times a day.
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15 years ago
Try USASEXGUIDE dot com.
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15 years ago
Yahoo local is tied to Yahoo weather. If you did happen to look up the weather in Columbia for some strange reason, that would trigger an assumption that you are local to Columbia.
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16 years ago
I trim routinely, but have not shaved since the big V many uears ago.
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16 years ago
I decided a couple of years ago to quit smoking. Extremely difficult, but I did it. I recently have had to (almost) quit drinking. I went from 3 drinks every night to 1 or 2 on the weekend and have been there for months.
If I get strip club horny, I cannot resist. Rather than take a pill to supress this urge, I take a blue pill to enhance it. I'm gonna have to face it I'm addicted to clubs.
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16 years ago
I wonder what it will be called....
It will be called "Home for the Borne Too Loose"
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16 years ago
A semi is half of a HEMI. Either that or semi-erect.
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16 years ago
Some clubs require dancers to work at least one "slow" night before being allowed to work the weekend. Otherwise many of us midweek daytime guys would be out of luck.
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16 years ago
If you had not had your pants around your knees she could not have gotten to your cheeks to kiss them!
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16 years ago
Clubber, I do not carry a gun but have a pocket knife with a 2" blade that would be useless in a fight, but is great for opening packages or mail. There are 3 VHM clubs I frequent that wand or frisk. Two are in NC one in SC. Two are primarily black clubs one not. Two have had "incidents" that led to increased precausions. My experience has been that clubs that wand or frisk tend to be more fun.
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16 years ago
I always go alone and frequent some real dives from time to time. If there are "gangsta's" hanging outside the club, I pass. Most "shady" clubs have metal detecting wands or pat you down on the way in, which discourages guns and knifes. The "nicer" clubs don't check (but probably should). In all this time I have never been hasseled in or outside of a club. I don't club in California which is Zbone's territory, so I cannot say if it is a problem there.
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16 years ago
whghIost, face it, she's just not that into you.
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16 years ago
If tatoos are a sign of happy times, its a good thing you can't get one in a strip club or we would all be so happy that we would soon look like Mike Tyson.
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16 years ago
No belt is a given. Microfiber shorts are great in warm weather, but it is too cool now, so thin dark trousers and a red or dark colored knit shirt to minimize to lipstick/makeup smears. Many here prefer commando, which I tried for a while, but have settled on oversized black jockey briefs. I can unzip, pull the briefs from right to left and free willy for action, and then return him when done. I personally hate the telephone pole look that comes with commando. I also like to unzip as we enter the private dance area to see what reaction it gets from the dancer.
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16 years ago
I was going to respond to this post, but decided not to.
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16 years ago
Go to the bottom of the page and click on "Glossery of Strip Club Terms" and all of your questions will be answered, just like a magic 8-ball!
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16 years ago
Tell her you are only looking for sex in the VIP room and flash a 10 spot.
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16 years ago
He sure should be allowed to have the mortar shell 'cause you never know when you might need one. Personally, I've been thinking about getting one for those pesky moles in the yard.
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16 years ago
Recently I seem to encounter Ebony every where I go. I recently ran accross Kryptonite but decided to pass. If it makes Superman lose a hard on, what chance do I have?
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16 years ago
Texas imposed a similar $5-per-customer strip club fee in 2008 that was declared unconstitutional by a state district judge. Judge Scott Jenkins wrote last March that the Lone Star state fee, "while furthering laudable goals, violates the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and is therefore invalid."
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16 years ago
Personally, I gave up blackjack about 7 years ago except for an occasional visit to the Fremont to play double deck. 8 deck shoes and rules that made the house advantage too great chased me away.
I now play video poker, but only advantage games. I can have a .5% or higher edge on the house and the comps are much better than most blackhack players get. I have not paid for a room or meal in Vegas in the last 7 years and occasionally get reimbursed for airfare.
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16 years ago
If you want to have a chance at blackjack you MUST play the basic strategy perfectly. If you don't do that, any system fails.
There are only two reasons to learn to count cards; either to try to play professionally; or because you enjoy the mental exercise. It has become very difficult to make a living playing blackjack because the casinos have changed the game and the odds by limiting double down and splitting opportunities, increasing the number of decks from 4 to 8 and other changes.
If you want to play learn the basic strategy and practice on the computer before risking real money. I once played a lot of blackjack and made a reasonable profit, more than enough to cover trip expenses, but the opportunities are too small to justify the mental effort it takes to be a sucessful counter now.
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16 years ago
One of the places I frequent has a dancer who calls herself Kryptonite. She has a body to kill for, but must be over 50 years old. I have never had a dance from her, but admit to being curious. The joint is combo video store/private dancer arrangement where the mileage varies from air to ultrahigh.
Thanks to this tread, I may consider trying her on next week.