After the Dance

I always hear, "My God, what a big cock!"

does an unspoken wiping of her hand on your pants following HJ count

Actual memorable post-dance statements from dancers to me:

"Wow! Thank you; I haven't had that feeling for awhile."

"I need to go clean myself."

and the all-time most memorable:

"I'm full of cum!"

lol clubber...........

"You are pretty tiny down there," he confessed sadly

If only so, Steve. My last visit to Silk I was informed by my dancer I would be charged for 4 songs rather than the 2 she actually danced for. What happened for songs 3 and 4? She segued into talking for their duration. The house still wanted to charge me for 4. Ugh. I had them send the manager over and he went through pointing out their "per song" signage and threatened to call the Police. I argued back and got it reduced to 3. Now I really have a reason not to spend on lappers there...

Gator, at least in Detroit they wipe it on the walls.

i feel bad for you guys...you are dealing with strippers/dancers and not a lady.

Here's what I hear afterwards:

Wow!

Now I need to change my panties.

And of course, now I need to go smoke.

"Is that all you have for me."

"Well, bye. I've got to go make some real money."

"Aren't you going to give me a tip."

"He's late with child support. Can you help me out?"

"Didn't I dance for you at XXX last year?"

I usually get "do you have to leave now?" followed by "When will you be back?"

They really love my.......money

I will usually ask if that ok?

then say thank you and leave with a small kiss on the cheek

I will usually ask if that ok?

then say thank you and leave with a small kiss on the cheek

All I ever really get is a hug. No one ever says anything memorable.

Wiping their hands on the walls? On the walls?! Is that how it happens (to the walls and many other things)?

Walls aren't as bad as the seat-seat back, the next customer gets a sit down surprise.

Usually, I just get the usual "Want another one?"

Sorry, Wallanon: I guess your phobia of Detroit is justified.

Gator, how true. But as bad as that sounds, I recall the tale a gal told me at Rick's in Seattle prior to the FBI seizure (now that's big-time law enforcement action!) She slipped and slammed to the floor back in VIP due to some guy's deposit. Ever since she has sworn NEVER to take off her shoes in VIP.

Let's see...three dances tonight and I got,

Where is the waitress? (She thought I was going to buy her a drink after the LD)

I am hungry, will you buy me some food?

and, nothing at all. She just got up and walked away, though she was quite a sight walking away.

jj,

Not really true, however. :(

It varies. "Good to see you". "When you coming back?". "Are you staying?". "Can I sit with you?" "Let me know if you want some more dances". "Next time we should do the champagne room." "Bring more money next time". "Wanna have a dance with my friend?". "See you later...gotta eat, make my rounds, etc"

Clubber,

I believe in marketing terms that's considered "puffery."

“Puffery refers to an exaggeration or statement that no reasonable person would take as factual. It often occurs in the context of advertising and promotional testimonials.”

BaddJack - don't know what the heck is going on with your dancer.

CTQWERTY, Funny you mention taking off shoes, it's why the girls at local club check the floor first whenever they enter the lap booths.

another ROB saying "remember to tip me"

Gator, aren't those the quality places??? Imagine if there was black lighting in those areas! I wonder whether there'd be any on the ceiling, and if so, how'd it get there of all places???

nothing says quality like stained ceilings!

As long as they don't drip.

"You look bored"

I have probably heard them all, so nothing stands out. I guess I appreciate the thank you baby kiss on the lips. The smart dancers that I know, always run their hand across the couch to make sure we don't sit in anything.

Great, a new need: googles!

From last night’s whack job dancer:

"Sorry, didn’t mean to bite you so hard."

"Will you buy me another Kahlua and cream?"

and finally,

"Do you love me?"

put goggles on your Xmas list

Thanks, Gator. I did mean goggles (I guess I use Google too much...)

New lexicon for the glossary then?

As in, what kind of place is the seediest of seedy? A goggle club!

Sorry to hear you got chewed last night, Steve. I'm guessing you still had to pay up anyway? And then she wanted a free drink... followed by a new place to live??? Sounds like a gem! And to think on my last club visit all I got for my lappers was a surcharge, followed by a threat of Police action against me. I could just imagine the Police report: "Suspect accused by club of having four lap dances and only paid for three. Suspect says entertainer only danced for two and yet charged for four. Club accuses suspect of stealing product and wants payment for the fourth song. Says damages are $20."

CT - Yeah, my first experience with the dreaded teeth on skin nipple bite. I would have told her to stop but she was also choking me at the time. I'll post the gory details in the blog section later.

LOL!

Nipple biting AND choking?!? Was she trying to induce cardiac arrest, and then lift your wallet before the paramedics could?

I can honestly say I've never choked on a nipple before

sorry, but i don't think that will fit where you want to put it!!!

New one, just heard it yesterday:

"Why aren't you in porn?"

FYI, all my "afterwords" reporting was in the context of stripper shit I've really heard, including the above yesterdeay.

On a more respectful note, however, I usualy get a hug and small kiss on the cheek as well.

Steve, if strippers are using puffery, maybe we could classify them as blowfish.