After the Dance
steve229
Just wondering what dancers usually say to you after the dance. Ever get anything really unusual or memorable?
I usually get some variation of: “Did you have fun?â€, “Wanna keep going sweetie?†or “Eww, are your pants wet?â€
I usually get some variation of: “Did you have fun?â€, “Wanna keep going sweetie?†or “Eww, are your pants wet?â€
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"Wow! Thank you; I haven't had that feeling for awhile."
"I need to go clean myself."
and the all-time most memorable:
"I'm full of cum!"
Gator, at least in Detroit they wipe it on the walls.
Wow!
Now I need to change my panties.
And of course, now I need to go smoke.
"Well, bye. I've got to go make some real money."
"Aren't you going to give me a tip."
"He's late with child support. Can you help me out?"
"Didn't I dance for you at XXX last year?"
They really love my.......money
then say thank you and leave with a small kiss on the cheek
then say thank you and leave with a small kiss on the cheek
Gator, how true. But as bad as that sounds, I recall the tale a gal told me at Rick's in Seattle prior to the FBI seizure (now that's big-time law enforcement action!) She slipped and slammed to the floor back in VIP due to some guy's deposit. Ever since she has sworn NEVER to take off her shoes in VIP.
Where is the waitress? (She thought I was going to buy her a drink after the LD)
I am hungry, will you buy me some food?
and, nothing at all. She just got up and walked away, though she was quite a sight walking away.
Not really true, however. :(
I believe in marketing terms that's considered "puffery."
“Puffery refers to an exaggeration or statement that no reasonable person would take as factual. It often occurs in the context of advertising and promotional testimonials.â€
BaddJack - don't know what the heck is going on with your dancer.
"Sorry, didn’t mean to bite you so hard."
"Will you buy me another Kahlua and cream?"
and finally,
"Do you love me?"
New lexicon for the glossary then?
As in, what kind of place is the seediest of seedy? A goggle club!
Nipple biting AND choking?!? Was she trying to induce cardiac arrest, and then lift your wallet before the paramedics could?
"Why aren't you in porn?"
FYI, all my "afterwords" reporting was in the context of stripper shit I've really heard, including the above yesterdeay.
On a more respectful note, however, I usualy get a hug and small kiss on the cheek as well.