How perverted are you?
Society's rules say you're not supposed to have affairs; and
You're not supposed to be out buying sexual favors,
You should not be sitting there watching tits jiggle on stage or in your face,
You shouldn't be paying hard earned money for some 19 y/o to grind her kitty on your dong,
and you certainly should not be groping, fingering and sqeezing on that young women you met just a few minutes ago.
Well, that's the society's rules applicable to most of the US and most of us keep breaking some of the above rules. Breaking any these rules, especially, put is in a catagory some would call, "perverted."
I got to thinking about this yesterday on the road. I got up Friday motning about 4:30 am cleaned up, packed the car and kissed my wife goodbye. Then drove 40 minutes to my stripper girlfriend's apartment and woke here with a "hard problem." We played for an hour, then I kissed her goodbye and got back on the road.
I intentionally stopped for the night in NOLA off I-10 to be convenient to Visions SC where my mileage has in the past been high (sometimes VERY high). After a night of very good lappers, but no extras, I decided to go even further out of the way to go through Houston and try Treasures on a Saturday afternoon. I "enjoyed" my brief visit at Treasures and was on my way.
I don't feel bad about my "perversions." In fact, I had fun and I'm already looking for my next outing (Hmmm, any Sunday specials at local clubs?) I must be really sick!
So, How perverted are you?
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Judging by the abundance of strip clubs, extramarital affairs, unwed mothers and high divorce rate, it may be argued that the % of adults with "perverted" qualities exceeds those without. If so, then the greater society is perverted, and it is in the majority and its rules would be the norm.
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I think you already answered your question. No one is or maybe everyone is depending on who's defining it. Prostitution might be breaking the law, but it doesn't mean I think it's perverted.
I say do what you want, be aware of laws and consequences. My definition of perverted is fucking farm animals or sex with 13 yr olds.
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How Catholic is the Pope?
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More importantly, does a bear shit in the woods?
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I think about this quite a bit. I don't think paying for sexual favors from beautiful young women is perverted... as long as they are in agreement. What does qualify as "perversion"?:
(1) Forcing someone to have sex against their will;
(2) NOT keeping your hands to yourself after being told what is off limits;
(3) Deliberately trying to hurt or humiliate the girl.
Basically, as long as the girl is in agreement I think it's okay.
That doesn't mean it doesn't qualify as adultery if you're married or "cheating" if you have a gf; but not perversion.
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But fucking farm animals is 100% NOT ok.
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How perverted am I?
Very.
Fuck society.
What have they done for ME lately???
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My definition of perverted are democrats planning on giving us lots of new taxes everywhere you look after promising no new taxes on the middle class. I think that is just sick and perverted. I'm in favor of the people keeping their own booty.
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"Girls always ask me why I fuck so much...I said what's wrong baby girl with a quick nut"
lol- 2 Live Crew "Me So Horny"
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I am still not so sure that fucking farm animals is perverted. Still thinking, gatorfan, and I will get back to you. At least you don't have to buy them breakfast, and their car never breaks down....
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"But fucking farm animals is 100% NOT ok."
Really? Did you grow up on a farm? Perhaps I just knew very crazy men from rural areas, but dang the opinion seemed to be a universal pork the pig. Doesn't sound too appealing, but otoh some of the farm animals are decidely more attractive than some strippers.
Those who didn't grow up on a farm seemed to be totally disgusted by the idea. Seems like judging people without walking in their shoes.
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Some bovine strippers I've seen could be considered a gateway perversion to fucking farm animals.
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haha chandler is hilarious. I did meet a dancer who reminded me of a horse. And another dancer who I think of as a whale.
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Oh, casualguy,would hope to keep politics out of it, but you started. Everyone keeps their own "booty"? Who pays for the roads? Firehouses? Sanitation? Gimme a break.
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Animals and underage kids are not on my menu.I have seen porn with horses and dogs and babies. I immediately delete it.Disgusting!!!
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I'm sor perverted that I'm glad there are laws to restrain me! Except for violence, kids, and beasts--they don't do a thing for me.
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"My definition of perverted are democrats planning on giving us lots of new taxes"
...on rich people.
At one of my former favorite strip clubs in northern NY state, the girls there would call all of their potential customers "perverts" as they were driving into the parking lot..."We've got another pervert on the way!" LOL...
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It's basically according to whose perspective. There was a racehorse based in Belmont Park about 10-12 yrs back named Saratoga Capers who got buttfucked by a barnworker as he was standing on a couple of pails. When he got off he tripped and the pails went PLANG PLANG. That disturbance got the attention of people standing outside and they busted that whack job. Now in regards to perspective us guys would know the name of the horse who got assplugged. I had a discussion w/ my ATF about this one night. She didn't know the name of the horse but she knew the guy's full name frm reading the newspaper account. Bottom line: fucking horses in the ass is 100% psycho, no matter how slightly different the perspectives are. I wonder if the assfucker thought what he was doing was perverted or he just didn't give a shit.
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Sickos don't thing they are sickos, do they? Each of us has THEIR own moral compass.
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I was only giving examples of what I consider perverted, everything else is ok (noting some fetishes out there are offensive and disgusting).
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This is Maria, South Carolina Republican
Governor Mark Sanford's mistress.
This is Golan, New Jersey Democrat Governor Jim McGreevey's mistress.
ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS?
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It saddens me to see hack political comments from backward, ignorant rednecks that have no relevance to this site.
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"It saddens me to see hack political comments from backward, ignorant rednecks that have no relevance to this site."
Well said!
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Slothrop,
If you intended to insult me by calling me a "ignorant redneck" as opposed to yourself being an enlightened liberal. Thank you very much!
I would not wish to be one that history will show DESTROYED the greatest country that has EVER been on the face of this earth. Once again, thank you!
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"I would not wish to be one that history will show DESTROYED the greatest country that has EVER been on the face of this earth."
Too late clubber...your buddy GWB already squandered the overwhelming goodwill that the USA enjoyed right after 9/11. Now, Obama & company are going about trying to repair that massive damage.
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YAWN!
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We can always count on you to run away clubber...lol...
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YAWN!!
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LOL...unbelievable...
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YAWN!!!
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is YAWN another one of your secret acronyms :p
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No, just boredom. Although "You're A Whining Ninny" fits. Must be others...
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When the former Republican vice presidential candidate and former Alaska governor wrote her autobiography, the AP assigned 11 people to fact check all 432 pages.
The organization did not review for accuracy either book by Barack Obama, recent books by the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, then-Sen. Joe Biden,or autobiographies by Bill or Hillary Clinton.
That's the vermin in the media
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"The organization did not review for accuracy either book by Barack Obama, recent books by the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, then-Sen. Joe Biden,or autobiographies by Bill or Hillary Clinton."
Sheer nonsense.
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Two Irishmen were on the jury together. The the claim was that the accused had sexual relations with a sheep. A witness was describing what she saw.
"Mr O'Donnell put these big black boots on the sheeps hind legs and then put his own feet in. Just as he was about to consumate the act the sheep turned and licked his balls."
The first Irishman said to the second "A good ewe will do that, you know".
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All of society's sets of rules also come with both sets of exceptions, about which rules you're allowed to break, and sets of counter-rules, about which rules you're supposed to break. The Victorians said you should never have sex unless it was with a spouse, and then provided the highest per-capita percentage of prostitutes in the history of the British empire, precisely for out-of-wedlock sexual activity. Just one obvious example.
So, I think I'm just about as perverted as I'm ... SUPPOSED ... to be. :)
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