How perverted are you?
dallas702
Wandering
Society's rules say you're not supposed to have affairs; and
You're not supposed to be out buying sexual favors,
You should not be sitting there watching tits jiggle on stage or in your face,
You shouldn't be paying hard earned money for some 19 y/o to grind her kitty on your dong,
and you certainly should not be groping, fingering and sqeezing on that young women you met just a few minutes ago.
Well, that's the society's rules applicable to most of the US and most of us keep breaking some of the above rules. Breaking any these rules, especially, put is in a catagory some would call, "perverted."
I got to thinking about this yesterday on the road. I got up Friday motning about 4:30 am cleaned up, packed the car and kissed my wife goodbye. Then drove 40 minutes to my stripper girlfriend's apartment and woke here with a "hard problem." We played for an hour, then I kissed her goodbye and got back on the road.
I intentionally stopped for the night in NOLA off I-10 to be convenient to Visions SC where my mileage has in the past been high (sometimes VERY high). After a night of very good lappers, but no extras, I decided to go even further out of the way to go through Houston and try Treasures on a Saturday afternoon. I "enjoyed" my brief visit at Treasures and was on my way.
I don't feel bad about my "perversions." In fact, I had fun and I'm already looking for my next outing (Hmmm, any Sunday specials at local clubs?) I must be really sick!
So, How perverted are you?
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One favorite's affectionate pet name for me is "perv" (at least I think it's affectionate...)
Anyway, like you, I have no plans to stop being "perverted" anytime soon.
I say do what you want, be aware of laws and consequences. My definition of perverted is fucking farm animals or sex with 13 yr olds.
(1) Forcing someone to have sex against their will;
(2) NOT keeping your hands to yourself after being told what is off limits;
(3) Deliberately trying to hurt or humiliate the girl.
Basically, as long as the girl is in agreement I think it's okay.
That doesn't mean it doesn't qualify as adultery if you're married or "cheating" if you have a gf; but not perversion.
Very.
Fuck society.
What have they done for ME lately???
lol- 2 Live Crew "Me So Horny"
Really? Did you grow up on a farm? Perhaps I just knew very crazy men from rural areas, but dang the opinion seemed to be a universal pork the pig. Doesn't sound too appealing, but otoh some of the farm animals are decidely more attractive than some strippers.
Those who didn't grow up on a farm seemed to be totally disgusted by the idea. Seems like judging people without walking in their shoes.
...on rich people.
At one of my former favorite strip clubs in northern NY state, the girls there would call *all* of their potential customers "perverts" as they were driving into the parking lot..."We've got another pervert on the way!" LOL...
Governor Mark Sanford's mistress.
This is Golan, New Jersey Democrat Governor Jim McGreevey's mistress.
ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS?
Well said!
If you intended to insult me by calling me a "ignorant redneck" as opposed to yourself being an enlightened liberal. Thank you very much!
I would not wish to be one that history will show DESTROYED the greatest country that has EVER been on the face of this earth. Once again, thank you!
Too late clubber...your buddy GWB already squandered the overwhelming goodwill that the USA enjoyed right after 9/11. Now, Obama & company are going about trying to repair that massive damage.
The organization did not review for accuracy either book by Barack Obama, recent books by the late Sen. Ted Kennedy, then-Sen. Joe Biden,or autobiographies by Bill or Hillary Clinton.
That's the vermin in the media
Sheer nonsense.
"Mr O'Donnell put these big black boots on the sheeps hind legs and then put his own feet in. Just as he was about to consumate the act the sheep turned and licked his balls."
The first Irishman said to the second "A good ewe will do that, you know".
So, I think I'm just about as perverted as I'm ... SUPPOSED ... to be. :)