NAMES FOR MR. HAPPY

10inches
Florida
what is your favorite pet name for your penis?

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Don't mean to kill the buzz, but I don't name my penis. It's just my dick or my cock. I never understood why a guy would want to anthropomorphize his penis. I mean, it can't talk.
steve229
15 years ago
He's known as Lil' Stevie (unfortunately)

"it can't talk"

No, but definitely sends some non-verbal messages
Dudester
15 years ago
Elvis-because he's the King of Rock n Roll
samsung1
15 years ago
Check out this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0l09K0-4…

Tom Green sings Pet Names for Genitalia.

Plenty of good ideas there and it is sung as a parody of "we didn't start the fire".

I have not seen or heard from Tom Green for a while..I wonder what he is up to. I remember when he went to Japan and went around investigating the used panty market. Funny stuff.
how
15 years ago
I don't have a name for mine, either.

But there was a song in a Monty Python movie ("Meaning of Life," maybe?) about various names for penii. "John Thomas," "Willie," "One-eyed Trouser Snake," etc.
samsung1
15 years ago
I thought it was funny how the Minnesota Viking's mascot is the Purple Helmet Warrior. That is a pet name for penis.
http://www.footballbabble.com/images/Vik…
Philip A. Stein
15 years ago
I think that's Weird Al

Back in the olden days in college, my girlfriend named my dick. My roommates over heard the name. Fortunately they thought it was a pet name for me and not specifically for my dick. Unfortunately it stuck for a long time. Now I use it in the clubs. I had to show a bartender I've know for two year my drivers license to prove my real name.
how
15 years ago
This belongs in the old "Strip Club Names" thread, which is now too old to reply to; however, I did not want to start a new thread. So, hey!--just hijack this one, okay?

Given my propensity for Latinas, and the fact that I had breakfast from a place with this name, I'd name a strip club...
"Taco Cabana"
how
15 years ago
PAS, what did she name it?
samsung1
15 years ago
You think it is Weird Al? I always thought of him as someone interested in selling family friendly records. This song would be out of character for him, no?
BaddJack
15 years ago
"Shorty," he confessed sadly.
judyjudy
15 years ago
i prefer 10 inches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CarolinaWanderer
15 years ago
Harvey, after the 6 foot white rabbit.
gatorfan
15 years ago
"caution: Penis may be larger than appears in mirror"
Philip A. Stein
15 years ago
I wasn't going to mention it but it's Otis. We had Otis elevators in the dorms. She said she could push my buttons and make me go up or go down. Sometimes I just tell people it from Andy Griffith.
casualguy
15 years ago
I don't name body parts either. I call my arm an arm, etc. etc.

I once called one dancers leg Thanksgiving and her other leg Christmas. Then I jokingly asked if I could come visit between the holidays. She said she hadn't heard that joke before.
gatorfan
15 years ago
casualguy, run like hell if you see a hannukah candle in between the holidays
stripclubspy
15 years ago
Godzilla
shadowcat
15 years ago
Occasionally I use "My little friend" but mostly just my dick.
CarolinaWanderer
15 years ago
One of my favorite answers when a stripper asks "what brings you here?" is "I'm just looking for a friend for my little friend".
how
15 years ago
PAS:

"Otis! My man!" (from "National Lampoon's Animal House")
samsung1
15 years ago
It was Tuscl_brother that did refer to it as "mr happy" in all of his posts and reviews. I miss that guy.
shadowcat
15 years ago
He misses TUSCL too.
Clubber
15 years ago
NAMES FOR MR. HAPPY

I don't use a name for mine, but one I've often heard in MisterGuy.
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