Fat and Happy Mechanics Prefer Hookers Over Strippers . . .

All I have to say is I dont like mechanical strippers.

way to busy of a post for me to comment on and i am not even blonde...........

I can't imagine how that conversation transpired.

"Could you look at my transmission, I think it's slipping. Speaking of slipping, Obama is slipping in the polls, what do you think of him? And speaking of polls, do you prefer pole dancers over hookers?"

ROFLMAO! I do not know what that post was about either!

BTW speaking of strippers/hookers and politicians ---- I wonder how many of them are registered voters and voted in the last presidential election.

ask an asian stripper/massage girl to say Election Day

(hint l's sound like r's)

You are right gf - that is the sole job of those asians to get an erection!

I've known these mechanics for years and they spend a lot more time chewing the fat than fixing the cars, imo----especially when all was doom and gloom. Hookers are these guys top priority. They got hookers getting cars fixed and hookers at the diner and hookers looking for a quick buck and hookers as girlfriends and they've met one of my hooker/stripper buddies. They say stripper??? That is a waste of hard earn money----I say she is a hooker too and with that those mechanics nod in respect. No respect for strippers or their customers, but hookers and johns that is that game.

So, hookers is primary. When you get tired of talking about hookers and they don't want to hear about strippers what do you yap about? The economy and politics. The wage slave mechanics are basically socialists. The owner is a Republican, but not a fan in the least of President Bush. So, hookers, economics, and politics. The big man in politics for the last years and more? President Obama. The wage slave mechanics hope and pray that President Obama completely transform everything about America----just a total drastic rebuild. Owner mechanic is yelping that he loves America and that we need true Republicans who want less government and to end the idiotic wars on terror, drugs, and sex.

Gun control. That is also a major flash point. The wage slaves want government to have strict gun control laws and even a total ban-----people are just too stupid to be allowed near a gun unless they work for the government. The boss man again disagrees with his employees and says there is a 2nd Amendment right. The wage slaves laugh and think that is total ignorance. Also, the wage slaves were shocked that I use to agree with their boss-----it is just too stupid in their opinion. Guns kill and therefor are bad-----what imbecile can't comprehend that simple fact? Well, I changed my opinion. People by and large are way too dumb to allowed near a gun or even a knife. :)

Finally, these mechanics are printing the money both as to business and higher prices----they looking real fat and happy. Hard to believe these are the same men I knew before the election. Who knows maybe their love of President Obama changed the game for 'em----you know think positive and positive will follow . . . they be loving President Obama and it seems like they struck gold. Who knows maybe it made 'em closer to their hooker friends which translated into better sex. I know my stripper buddies love the fact that I think President Obama is the greatest----way too good and too intelligent.

The mechanic I knew wasn't into hookers or strip clubs and was married. I haven't met anyone who is into gun control. Everyone I meet is more like I have the right to have a gun and am willing to fight over it. That is if they even care about the issue. Obama has been real good about increasing gun sales and/or ammo. I hear there is a shortage of ammo.

Well, if jablake knows a couple of mechanics and that is what they feel, well then, I guess that is how everyone in this country must feel! Seems like perfect logic to me!

Gee Clubber,

How did you come to such an absurd conclusion? It is like if I write that Mr. XX is a brilliant man compared to Mr. YY, then that means Mr. XX is brilliant.

I would assume that most mechanics do not have hookers as their top priority. :) With the election of President Obama, I would love to believe that a majority of Americans want to see America completely rebuilt in the model of a communist country. More likely, I'd guess most are opposed to communism and simply wanted change or didn't bother voting.

I would also assume most mechanics do not want the government to ban guns unlike the mechanics at the shop that I went to. Furthermore, I would assume most mechanics strongly feel that former President Bush is a total moron. I'll go futher; not only would I assume most mechanics feel that way, but most Republicans as well.

Hi casualguy,

Some men that I know believe that mere possession of a gun by a private citizen is a serious crime that should result in serious prison time. This one man would get all afraid and upset just talking about guns. There was an internet clip of these anti-gun people going off the deep end because a man killed a dog that was menacing livestock. They actually believed that what he did was criminal. I believed if anything that the dog owner owed damages to the shooter of his "rogue" dog; that livestock imo was much more important than a menacing dog. Of course, I wouldn't actually want the dog owner to pay damages, but if there was a wrong then it was the dog owner who needed the slap of government.

NOTE FOR CLUBBER: Just because one man used a gun to kill a dog that was menacing livestock doesn't mean all men feel the same way; some men would rather see the dog kill all of the livestock for any number of reasons. Heck, more than a few men believe anyone possessing a gun besides a government employee should be cofined to a government prison for many many many years. See clubber, there is this advanced concept that one size doesn't fit all when it comes to people's desire and opinions. Another example: One rapist might be interested in sex while another rapist might fit the feminist and government propaganda mold and just care about violence. Here is another example: Locally the government runs an "education camp" to teach johns that johns don't want sex, but it is all about violence. Gee is that neat how the government lumps all johns into having the same desire? You know some johns don't even want sex if the woman will talk to them. :) You know a revolutionary concept where some men value conversation with a woman more than sex with a woman! Is that allowed? According to the government and feminists that is probably just more violence by men against women. :)

I took my car to the shop yesterday, but I did not get a blowjob. I thought you said mechanics keep strippers around all the time.

the mechanics :)

I said the mechanics and it was HOOKERS and the mechanics have a disdain for STRIPPERS unless stripper is also a hooker.

Public education is dismal if the mechanics are representative. They be drooling over pics in shemale ads that were in a customer's car. They want to fuck this one and that one, blah, blah, blah.

I say you all like the shemales too? They look at me as if cannibal zombies be approaching. I had to show 'em the drool material were jus soft men. Then they be castigating me. Hey, you clowns were the ones drooling over the soft men folk just a few minutes ago; pearls cast before swine sure 'nough.

Shame they can fix a car, but reading and elementary eyesight eludes 'em.

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I enjoy strippers. Have not partaken in hookers and have no desire to