Comments by jimmyblong (page 2)

I agree with Bones. It happens to me at out of town clubs more often that not. If i'm getting ignored by the hotties in the club I wait til they're talking with one of the less hot girls in the club and I walk up to the Less hot girl and ask her for a private. It usually takes em by surprise and the dance tends to be more high mileage. The hotties see you spending money on the other girl rather then them and then want to try to make themselves feel better by doing a dance for you later. It doesn't work all of the time but is little game I play rather than getting pissed off for being ignored. You have to be careful though not to be labeled as a chubby chaser or dog catcher as thats all you'll attract the rest of the night.

Chandler's right. I was hanging out with a dancer and had run out of cash in hand and was finishing up my beer and told her I had to go. She asked why and I said "out of cash". She said "let me buy you another beer so you can stay awhile." I said if I'm here I'm going to want another lap dance so you're going to have to throw that in as well" She said "deal." Needless to say her investment paid off as she later had me spending money everytime I saw her in the club. A great relationship. Scott- The feeling you've got going on right now is incredible, taken to the brink and then turn back, adrenaline pumping and heart racing. If you'd gone over the edge you might be telling us all how dumb you were for spending way too much money and how the girl got up at the end of the dance and walked away and up to another customer to repeat the same thing...

Hip Hugger- just can't seem to figure out what to drive to Kokomo for other than that Platinum Plus in SC..again based on reviews here. Great Alaskan Bush Co.--why they hell not. I can fill in that state on my map of strip clubs visited Mons Venus in Tampa- always been curious about the club everyone always compared other clubs to...

Some guys beleive that going to a strip club isn't breaking any marital vows but having sex with a prostitute would. Not to say that strip club patrons don't on occasion end up having sex or at least busting a nut or getting wood...however as our last great president said about oral sex..."I did not have sex with that woman." I think we're comparing apples to oranges here, but i do think you'd see dancers that do extras move out of the clubs and into the brothels where they can work easier, and you'll see some migration of patronage as well. Guys tend to travel in packs to strip clubs but alone to brothels. Both would exist just fine except in Ohio where you'd have to maintain a 6 foot distance between yourself and your entertainer!

I agree with Chandler. Kenny Mays is by far the worst. As bad as he says it was, it has gotten worse. How it stays open I couldn't even guess. The dancers are pathetic ugly and try to charge you $25 per dance or 5 for $100. The bartender and 'bouncer' just hang out with each other stuffing their faces with take out food which would probably stink up the joint if it wasn't for the eye-watering stench coming from the mens room. If there was a strip club sewer, this would be it.

Former faves now gone: 1. Mainstreet - Washington Park, Il 2. Wild J's - Las Vegas 3. Delilah's- Gary, In Still Open: 1. Club O - Chicago Heights, Il 2. Harem House- Indianapolis, In 3. McDoogals- Near Baltimore, MD

About 15 years ago my friends and I were at a club coming up with what our porn star names would be. Hugh G. Rextion was the inspiration mixed in with a little Johnny B. Goode and you get JimmyBLong!

The best clubs have beautiful women willing to bend or break the rules, no dj's, full length songs, are open during the day, no tuxedo'd doorman, reasonably priced drinks, good music, no obnoxious decor (columns and day-glo carpeting), beautiful waitresses/bartendresses, friendly fun loving clientelle, no crazy ATM fees, maybe a few tvs to have some sports on to pass the time.

i consider myself to be a dirty old gentleman.

CT's isnt a club so much as it is an adult book store with a theater. They have some women there who do lap dances (regulars call them librarians) but these women probably couldn't get a job at a legitimate club. Rumors of extras have filtered through the web and occassional stories of women comning in and getting freaky with a bunch of guys; but that is always hit or miss with both timing and quality. It is in a scary part of Gary. I wouldn't make a special trip and if I was in the area I would think three or four times before wasting mu time and money stopping by. I agree with you regulars that these reviews are probably fake. Three 10's and 2 9's all in a same 2 day period. Read the older reviews and it just doesn't wash.

i would have to add farrah fawcett. Those nipples popping through on that poster in the 70's still gets my blood pumping. The fact that she's one of the original ditz-bags doesn't hurt either.

Bones- How late is Bugsy's open on Saturday night?

I guess since I starte dthis thread I should put up some examples from my own back yard (Chicago) The waitresses at the Player's Club restauraunt on Ashland ave. The employees at the Guess, Bebe, and Armani Exchange store at Old Orchard mall. I usually say I'm shopping for my neice and get a lot of help. Then there is Crabbby Kims on western, home of the bikini bartenders. No SC action here but chicks in bikinis year round. ( for Chicago, thats important.)

Club O in Harvey Illinois offers nude laps w/o towels in the flame room. I know some of the clubs on the east side of St. louis used to, but its been awhile since i ran in that neck of the woods. Snail trails are a hazard with this type of dance and are harder to explain than lipstick on your collar.

If a girl plops down and says wanna dance I typically say no, not right now. If they ask why, I would tell them that they need to work a little harder than that to get my money. I tell them that 'you wouldn't just go out with a guy who came up to you in a bar and just asked to have sex with you would you. You gotta play the game a little. If the club is busy I usually dont give em any shit like this as I appreciate they are there to make money, but if its slow the girls who work the action a little before popping the dance question get a yes a lot more often.

Its funny that no one on this sight uses their real name either. Whenever dancers ask me my name I make up something on the spot but I tell that it just my stage name. Usually gets a smile from them.

The food here isn't great but its better than McDonalds. More money though but better. Woman are flirty and good eye candy but have heard every line in the book and aren't about to go home with you or grab you under the table so stop dreaming about it. The best day to go to Hooters (and btw the only day I go now) is halloween. The girls dress in all different kind of slutty costumes from witches, nurses, pit crew, etc. The tend to leave off the pantyhose and in some cases their bras so it becomes a way way better experience. Get their early for lunch as it gets crowded really quick. If your waitress has really hard poppin nipples, who cares if the food is any good.

Back in the early 90's washington Park, Illinois had two sister clubs "main street" and "cheeks". Dyashifts were the best. You would pay a $5 cover and have a free lunch buffets and the girls would come of the stage and grind on you for $1 tips. If you were the only one at the stage it usually lasted the whole song. Owners got busted for illegal gambling machines and the place was then actually run by the FBI for awhile to recoup their investigation costs. It went downhill pretty fast after that as the letter of the law was always followed. I also miss Delilah's in Gary Indiana. A lot of nastiness happened behind those beaded curtains. Same with Wild J's in Las Vegas.

The spread sheet idea is a high tech version of my little notebook which has names and little bits of info. If I see a dancer who is hot and I vaguely remeber doing a dance with her, my note book reference has kept me from getting another bad one if that was the case. Too many times I'd gone back and done another lap before realizing that I didn't care for her technique or whatever. The note book helps refresh the memory. It also lets me seem like I really remember favorites when I ask about things from their personal life that they discussed the last visit. I once brought a dancer her favorite candy bar based on previous information. She showed her gratitude immensely in the LD room.

We all love women or else we wouldnt be spending so much time on this board. We all love the tease of the dance and the outfit and how its removed is a huge part of that. After a few hours in a club with a dozen or so thong clad girls walking around its the fully clothed girl walking through the club that turns everybodies head. We've seen every other thong covereed ass in the place and now we want to see what we can't. I get tired of the typical dancer costumes and would prefer they strip out of everyday clothes every now and then to mix it up. Bikinis are boring as are all the other cliched costumes.

Why not ask Marsha Brady or Laurie Partridge?

I once saw a guy standing at a stage raining dollar bills onto the stage. Me and my friends were all sitting in seats around the same stage. This guy seemed to try to encourage us to do the same...egging us on to throw our dollar bills up onto the stage like we were bidding on the girl. One of my buddy's starting doing this trying no to let this guy show us up. We found out later that the dude was the dancers boyfriend and was basically just recycling her tip money so it looked good and roped in suckers like my friend. I dont ever feel the need to impress other dudes at a SC.

do: Spend money on the girls you like..they'll stay in the business. don't: but overpriced drinks for the girls..they'll dance for you whether you by them a watered down drink first or not. do: bitch to the club owners about short songs don't: do anything the dj suggests

At the end of a three song set a dancer standing on stage was waiting for the next girl to come up started calling for fresh fish.