What Types of Clubs Do You Prefer?
harrydave
New Jersey
I've got some preferences in types of clubs, but I'm wondering what you guys prefer. Here's my proposed club types"
1) Gentlemans Club - tuxedoed doormen, greco/roman statuary, plenty of silicone, and steep VIP prices to keep out the riff-raff.
2) Strip Club - a mix of types and ages, sports on the TVs, lap dances at your seat, maybe VIP
3) Tittie Bar - emphasis on drinking, local girls in bikinis, more tipping than lapping
4) Hellhole - street girls indoors, drinking as a way to stall, action sitting or standing, no fucking VIP shit
Any other major types?
1) Gentlemans Club - tuxedoed doormen, greco/roman statuary, plenty of silicone, and steep VIP prices to keep out the riff-raff.
2) Strip Club - a mix of types and ages, sports on the TVs, lap dances at your seat, maybe VIP
3) Tittie Bar - emphasis on drinking, local girls in bikinis, more tipping than lapping
4) Hellhole - street girls indoors, drinking as a way to stall, action sitting or standing, no fucking VIP shit
Any other major types?
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1) Strip Club - casual attire; TVs; mix of dancers; LD area/VIP/champaigne room.
2) Tittie Bar - topless/binkin; drinking/chatting; no high pressure; seperate LD area away from main club.
3) Hellhole - usually topless club with a variety of extras available; usually high pressure expected; keep visual of drugs & cons.
4) Gentlemans Club - last, only because I feel uneasy (maybe too broke); really great looking (10) dancers could intimidate me easily; don't care for silicone, like all natural, the way God made them.
NEW TYPE -
5) Bordello with a Strip Club Front - a bar; a stage (with no dancers on); riff raff type customers; 2 to 3 dancers (5s) sitting at bar waiting for the bait & tackle; a couple of semi-private cubicles with two chairs in them; OH MY GOD! I JUST DESCRIBED DIVA'S IN KOKOMO!!!
Bones, agree with the Bordello Front classification (although I was thinking of those places as a variation on the hellhole). The Mexican border town clubs mostly fit that bill, as do some of the clubs south of Montreal in Quebec, as do a few clubs here and there in the US. Harry O's in CT, Vics Place in NJ, Henry VIII South in MI, to name a few.
Just reminded me I should start a thread on Worst Home Handyman Job in a Club.
My preferences are for strip clubs first (moderation in all things?), hellholes and tittie bars next, and gentlemans clubs last. As far as I'm concerned, gentlemans clubs are for wimps and fools (as defined by the famous quotation "A fool and his money are soom parted"). Oops, guess that make me a fool in many clubs.
As I'm sure many of you remember, I once tried to categorize clubs and ended up with a lot more categories than the 4 listed above. For example, I remember listing "GC-wannabe" as a category - those clubs that pretend to be GCs but don't quite make it, and there are a lot of such places including many of the chain clubs. I also had "LD-factory" as a category, which I think is pretty self-explanatory. And I also listed "hybrid" as a category - those increasingly common clubs that are part neighborhood bar and part LD factory, which is were I'd put Brad's.
One of the difficulties in trying to categorize strip clubs is that there are so many regional quirks. For example, The Block clubs in Baltimore would have to be a category all by themselves, I don't know of any clubs anywhere else that are at all similar. The DC clubs are pretty unusual too. There are a lot of clubs that are unique, they just wouldn't fit in a category not matter how many categories you listed.
However, since the place has changed for the worse in recent years, I find myself driving an hour past it to a gentleman's club that has the girls and the dances I look for. A lot of other cities in southern Michigan have Brad's type clubs, too, but I never go because the dances are lame. I agree with David that pigeonholing doesn't describe most clubs very well. Many neighborhood clubs aren't at all friendly. Some gentleman's clubs have mostly natural girl-next-door strippers and a staff that doesn't interfere with your fun. At some hellholes, you'll see a lot of boob jobs. At others, you might see some very cute, young girls. I'm glad it's that way, because I like going to all kinds of clubs, not just sticking with one type. What they do have in common is hot strippers and hot dances.
DougS - I don't think Jack Shack or modeling studio would fit into a club classification. Except, Fox's Den in Cleveland where you can get LDs in their pitiful LD area and jacked-off in one of their dinner type booths after buying a dancer drinks for your "jacker"! :-)
Chandler is a lot like me, as long as I get erotic attention from a decent looking girl, any club will do.
Like FONDL, I favor local neighborhood bars where the dancers get to know me and my wishes.
Jimmyblong hit the 'nail on the head'. I just love to see how far my dancers will go in breaking the rules. Kind of like a test of morality. I've had my share of dancers that I honestly believe 'went beyond' the call of normal duty......... or maybe it was just stripper BS?
As far as BBF, I went one time and can't wait to get back. I like it! Especially the $50 VIP room!! :-) :-) ;-)
I have to agree to several posters above... BBF IS one of the best clubs around, and I definitely would place BBF above almost every other club that I've been to (save Baby Dolls).
Fondl: I was just a bit surprised that you mentioned BBF, as I don't recall you saying anything about that club in the past, and didn't see it among the list of clubs that you've reviewed... and I thought you were located far from BBF.
If you ever get to the Philly area, Club Risque in Bristol is the closest thing to BBF that we have. It's not as good but then neither is anything else in this area.
2. The single-owner type, with chairs around the stage and good lighting.
I hate the so-called gentleman's club and the big corporate ones.