Comments by jimmyblong (page 3)

The tattoos on the lower back are also called "whore-mats".

There are clubs that are more show clubs and then there are the come and go bars where you come and then go. Depending on what I'm looking for decides where to go. If I'm going with friends I tend to avoid the chances of embarrassing myself. I dont care if the girls find out, thats what they tend to make happen and some of them even encourage it. Dark pants are the best way to avoid the walk of shame and carrying a change of clothes in the car is a good plan as well. Eliminates coming home smelling of smoke and nut.

1. Does my ass make these jeans look fat? 2. Do you want me to swallow? 3. I'm only here for the money. 4. Management really takes care of us girls. 5. All of us dancers get along just fine.

They will only make what we are willing to spend on them. Fortunately for them my little brain tends to gain control of my wallet whenever I'm in the club.

Having a 2 girl dance can be quite exciting. Watching two of your favorites slowly peel each others clothes off, playfully pinching each others nipples and lightly smacking their asses before lowering themselves, each onto a thigh and pressing their boobs into my chest. Rubbing 4 hands all over my body then taking turns going high and going low all making Lil' Jimmy jump. Each girl nibbling and licking each one of my ears at the same time, I envisioned their tongues wrestling inside my brain. They both seemed to be getting excited about touching me, themselves and each other as the songs continued. A little bit of sweat forming in the small of each of their backs and the scent of their arousal starting to fill the air and further fuel their excitement as well as mine. I felt like an active bystander, the man who made all of this happen. The king of the club taking two hotties off of the floor for my own personal pleasure. A definite stroke to the ego and other places. With the right girls I'd do this again and again.

Typically I don't stare at others getting dances. I will however try to get an idea of what type of dances are happening at a club if its my first time there. I hate dropping $20 and getting an air dance. I've been to clubs where the dances are down right out in the open and everyone can see whats going on. I try to be descrete but figure they're gonna be next so the roles will be reversed. What bothers me most is guys/dancers that will come up and talk to a dancer during the dance. This interuption is rude and should never be tolerated...not unless the other dancer joins in the fun for free for awhile...then its more than ok!

I always budget my fun way before I go in to do battle. I've always regreted hitting the atm for more money as it usually is chasing futility. I do though try to maximize my club experience and leave with as much money in my pockets as possible and still have a good time. Never buying shots of alcohol is a good first rule of thumb on saving money in the clubs.

It always seems like the hottest girls by popular standards give the least enthusiastic dances. Of course it's difficult to enjoy a dance if your not attracted to the dancer either. As a rule I avoid getting a dance with the first dancer that asks me unless I've been with her before. I also like to wait until I've settled in and finished my first drink. That being said the suprisingly good dances come from girls who work in some conversation before popping the dance question. It gives me a chance to get them to laugh and relax and helps me believe later during the danc ethat they're enjoying it as much as me. Girls that have a number of different moves or techniques always makes for a good dance. When they hit the right groove I'll tell them not to stop or else...usually they listen and it all ends up great. I can't stand girls that just plop their ass up against your crotch and wiggle non stop for 2 1/2 minutes. Variety is why we're really there in the first place so why wouldn't we want to try every conceivable position two people can do while one of them is stuck sitting?

Obviously a lack of hot, available for dances, dancers is a huge problem. Clubs should adapt a variation of the 'fields of dreams ' mantra- "get the girls and they will come!" I'd like to add clubs that cut songs so short you know they're just ripping off their customers are hugely disappointing and rarely get my return business.

Of course anything that incriminates you to your S.O. is bad, the worse thing being glitter which is impossible to totally remove. Heavily perfumed dancers can also leave a mark, there was this one dancer I knew who only wore men's cologne so you could use the excuse that you stopped at the mall and tried out a new scent.

There are a couple of techniques thatI've used. The first being to avoid the club when your ATF is working, but given you're random scheduling it may not work. What I have done in the past is spent a little time with the ATF stating that I was looking for a little variety and asking them to make a referral and then even tipping the ATF $5-10 just to go wrangle up the other dancer. That way the ATF doesn't feel slighted and you dont have to wait for the other dancer to approach which she may never do if your ATF is keeping them away. It has also lead to some exciting 3 way LD's as well!

The best clubs cater their music to their clients. Having the girls pick the music for their set is about the worst idea a club could do. The dj should check the crowd and see what is working and get the mix right for the crowd. A long time ago I was in a club in Brooklyn Il that typically played 3 song sets (back in the day when all clubs played the full song). Anyway, the dj started playing a set of all Ramones songs. The crowd went nuts. The dancers started dancing wildly responding to the crowd and the dj kept pumping up the crowd with chants of 'One More Time" and ending up playing about 6 ramones songs in a row. Everyone was exhausted from the energy expended in the room, but it totally made for a great time. I've always wondered why during dayshifts when the retired guys are often frequently at the bar that clubs dont play some oldies, Sinatra, Elvis, etc. It always seems weird to see guys in their 60's head bobbing to P. Diddy. Of course my biggest bitch is about clubs that play songs short..some as short as 2minutes 15 seconds. I tend to never go back to thise clubs as it ruins the music and vibe as well as I feel I'm really being hustled when getting dances. I wish there was a way to stage a boycot on that respect.

Making them laugh. Every playmate centerfold turn on I've ever read said 'guys with a sense of humor" If you can get a dancer or any woman laughing you're on your way to removing their panties. Be yourself and dont force things or you'll look like a dork. remeber that they're people too and want to have fun while their working whenever possible.

If I want a gal to dance for me I used to wait to see if she would come around, fulfilling the whole fantasy of 'yeah this babe wants me'. Now that I'm a little bit older I don't have the tim eto waste waiting for miss right to become miss right now. I go to the stage and tip and then ask if they could help me spend some money later. Usually their eyes ligth up and they'll say yeah right after my set or let me know if other guys are in line in front of me. Then I sit back and wait fr the goodies to come to me. It usually ends being an enthusiastic dance because they didn't have to make the rounds getting rejected before they got to me. Dancers arent mind readers and are as afraid of rejection as much as we are. Getting told no thanks maybe later 100 times a day has to take its toll and i think they appreciate that someone wants to play with them.

We've got it rough in Chicago with the best clubs charging either 3 for $55 or 2 for $60. It makes managing your cash so very important. I usually only bring into the club what I can afford to spend. That way it is predetermined how much the evening will cost. I wont use the club ATM's cause they're way too expensive and leaving the club does in fact clear my head and let reality set back in. I do use the different bills in different pocket technique so as not to accidently tip a 5 or 10 when I meant to tip a 1. Spending money is our role in this business so I dont feel bad about supporting the industry. I've seen all kinds of ploys to seperate me from my cash and I'm pretty jaded to all the lines. My latest favorite is "My shift is almost over would you like a dance before I go" and then seeing them in the club hours later still hustling. In E. St. Louis I saw a guy flipping singles crazily onto the stage trying to encourage other guys sitting there to do the same. Later it turns out the guy was the dancer's boyfriend...talk about recycling...

The problem occurred when strip clubs became so main stream. It became acceptable to use your business expense account to take clients out to strip clubs, even women clients would be curious and want to go. The business model changed and clubs became more glitzy and catered to the mainstream customer who 10 years ago wouldn't think of stepping into a nasty strip club. Club owners saw the trend and raised prices, shortened songs and flooded the market with new clubs. Movies like 'striptease' and 'showgirls' just raised their credibility but ruined it for people like us who take our hobby so seriously...wink wink. It seems the trend is heading back the other way as clubs seem emptier as the novelty has worn off for the amateur club goers. Hopefully we'll see a return of lower prices and dancers who are interested in making money by servicing our LD needs.

Are you sure they weren't just smelling your bank roll?

you will spiral down with her if you dont get out now! You will find another ATF for OTC. Be safe, watch out for number one and never step in number two.

The DV in lake station Indiana used to be one of my favorite places to go. The girls were fun and sexy. The dances weren't that great with a no hands policy. The club slipped a lot in recent years but seems to be making a comeback. Its sister club in Hammond is really lame IMHO. They both have to compete with Industrial Strip which is nearby and a haven for us mongers. A good place to start the night out at but wouldn't be the only place I'd go.

You don't have to time the song during a lapdance. Time them while your sitting enjoying your first drink. I do this at every new club that I go to in order todetermine if a lapdance is worth it. I also hate when I'm getting into a song and it is cut short by the obnoxious dj to announce that we should be tipping our dancers...duh... I was once at aclub in St. Louis that played full cuts and when the girls on stage pissed him off he would play inna-godda-davida or stranglehold each well over 7 minutes. If you were smart you'd grab an ATF and hit the lap dance couch once you heard those songs start up. Maximize your $$.

For high mileage try the hollywood club or miss kittys in washington park...scary neighborhood but safe bars. For high class looking women try PT's in Suaget. Hollywood is my current fave when in the St. Louis area.

Washington Park, Illinois 1991 Mainstreet. Hammond, IN, 2001?, Delilahs (the old hotel location)

The songs here clock in between 2 minutes 30 seconds to just under 3 minutes so its no wonder the time goes by fast here.

who makes these magical pants? Can we get a name brand and style perhaps????

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