TUSCL Nicknames

Well, if you can read and comprehend, there is no need to explain mine.

I share my house with a four legged critter named shadow.

I don't like dressing up that much so I picked a simple name. If I could just wear a dark colored t-shirt and shorts to all the clubs I visit I would except some may have a dress code requiring a shirt with a collar on it. They probably would make an exception due to temperatures in the 100's right now though during the afternoons. I don't remember a summer this hot in a long time.

Dancers at a club I was reviewing when I signed up called me Chandler because they thought I looked like the 'Friends' character. I don't see it, and I never followed the show.

The name FONDL started life as an acronym for a fictional organization named Friends Of Naked Dancing Ladies, which is why I always capitalize it. Also to be sure that readers understand that it's fond-L as opposed to fond-one, which you might think if it were all lower-case letters.

FONDL: How cool. I had no idea that's what it meant. Now you have my vote for best name. I use my real name - how boring!

Just a stupid reorganization of my real name. Reverse the names and obscure the last name. Only later did I realize some people might think I'm both Hairy and illiterate.

Later, I had a student from Fordham Univ in the Bronx give me a hip hop name, Dirty Harry. Obvious derivation, and I like it better. Always hoping some girl will "make my day" and/or want to see my Magnum.

My first job in my professional career was in Chicago, although that was during the the first Administration of the first George Bush, so largely of historical interest. Loved the firm, hated living in Chicago. I am now living happily in a small Midwestern county seat town.

from an old (aren't they all?) Star Trek episode featuring a rogue satellite called Nomad.

From the movie "Young Frankenstien" where Igor grabs the brain marked abnormal, then when queried about whose brain they put in the monster he answers "Abbie someone, Abbie Normal" Of course Abbie has now become almost exclusively a girls name, but I started using this pen name when I was in college back in 1981. It just seemed natural to use it here too.

Bones7599 is a dirivative of Bones. Since plain old 'Bones' was taken on this site when I signed up, I just added four numbers of no significance. The name Bones was given to me when I first entered the service in 1964 (some of you weren't even being thought of then, let alone born). I only weighed 120 pounds, thus 'skin and bones'. Now, years, many years later, I've gained some weight, but am still slender, but more muscular due to my working out 4-5 days a week on my Boflex. Unfortunately, I've inherited an 'active matabolism' rate from the genes of the men on my dad's side of the family. Therefore, I'm cursed to be "slender" for the rest of my life. What the hell? I'll make it easy on my 'palbearers'! :-)

FONDL also gets my vote for best and most original TUSCL nickname.

Just call me Bones, and I think most everyone will know whom you're speaking about! Carry on troops!

Thanks to all who provided info on there names. Hope everyone enjoyed it as much as I did. Sort of gives a little more personality to the names. Hope a few more members will participate.

Mine came about from a self evaluation of my club habits/preferences. While I'm not a slouch, I'm not a whale $pender ,either. Plus, I enjoy being the big fish in a little pond.

Lopaw is cantonese for "wife". It's what my chinese partner & I call each other as a term of affection. Awwwwwwwwwww!

I have to add Lopaw as the best nickname with a sensuous origin. That was cute! Best to both yas. Licks.

For me, DandyDan is something they've always called me, as I am Dan in real life to everyone except my parents. Not the most interesting story, but oh well.

Like David120, of course my nickname is my real name. I've had second thoughts about that for a long time and have considered asking Founder to migrate my history to a new nickname, but as of yet haven't had enough of a push to do so. I WOULD like a bit more anonymity, though, and may still do that at some point - if Founder is willing.

David120: I'd never have guessed! Sooo... is 120 your middle or last name?

Lowpaw: I always got the image of in my mind that you were left handed or something... you know low paw... south paw.. I don't know, my mind just made that connection for some strange reason. My mind always goes off on it's own tangents. Now that I know the true meaning, I like the name much more. As our "favorite celeb whore" (Paris) would say, "That's hot!"

FONDL: I always thought your name had something to do with the word "fondle", which I'm sure was part of the reason you came up with that acronym.

HarryDave: Yeah, you guessed it... my mind again made the wrong connection on your nickname and pictured you being a guy named Dave that was hairy.

Imnumnutz: There's a pattern here, and once again, my mind jumped to the conclusion that your name was derived from "I am numb nuts", which made perfect sense 'cause it is similar to a pet name that a girlfriend in high school gave me, only she called me Nimble Nuts. It was a real pain trying to explain what she wrote in my year book, when my mother asked me about that... even more so when my wife many years later discovered the passage.

SnowTime: uhhh... not related to the use of coke?!

Bones: I thought it was related to boners.

Graduate of The University of Southern California. I also keep the other trojans handy when I go to a strip club just in case I do get lucky.

Thanks for the votes, guys. Just to complete the story (which I've written here before but it was a long time ago) about 11 or 12 years ago I had my first ever regular. She was really gorgeous, went by the name of Snuggles, which obviously wasn't her real name (her real name was Brenda but I'm not supposed to know that.) And one day just for the hell of it I made up an official-looking letter naming her "Dancer of the Year." The letterhead on the document said "Friends Of Naked Dancing Ladies" and was signed at the bottom Cosgrove C. Cosgrove, Executive Director, FONDL. (If you ever get an email from me it will say it's from Cosgrove C. Cosgrove, which is also a made-up name although I think there actually once was such a person if anyone cares to Google it.) Anyway I gave the letter to this girl as a joke. I thought about making up business cards for Cogrove C. Cosgrove but never got around to it. But I kept using the name FONDL because I can only be that creative once.

And I thought Bones7599 was the age you signed up on TUSCL and the age you hoped to live to. Now let's see, joined service in 1964, plus 56, plus 7, divide by the square root of 2, adjust for the angle of dangle...yeah 7599, that's about right. ;-)

Well, I'm lazy so it's short for lollipop. There's a story but I won't bore you with it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollipop

About 15 years ago my friends and I were at a club coming up with what our porn star names would be. Hugh G. Rextion was the inspiration mixed in with a little Johnny B. Goode and you get JimmyBLong!

I'm three feet tall, green, hang upside down with no visible means of support and kick ass with a light saber....That, plus I'm a smart ass who thinks he knows everything.

I was a radio DJ in college and a jazz drummer. We were told that most radio DJ's pick a name with three syllables and one that was easy to remember.
Sometimes Denny Spade morphed into Spadeo-on-the-radio... Better than Sam Spade and the Maltese Falcon

somethings just don't need an explanation.

LOL@harrydave - That was hilarious and just when I need a good laugh.
Actually, you got me to tinkin' now. How's this for a made up scenario of 7599? 75 for the year I served in Korea and FUCKED my brains out for twelve months..... 99 for nine inches in and nine inches out!?!?

LOL@pinhead!!!! Excellent and most honest answer in your thread! pinhead gets my VOTE on most HONEST nickname. :-)

I truly mean mine as a joke, but it's an Asian racial slur (it's supposed to sound Chinese when you say it). Anyway, when I registered, I thought I'd just put down "someyoungguy" and be done with it. But TUSCL had this screening process where a confirm would be sent to my e-mail. Well, I told the address I sent it to to automatically delete all junk mail, so I assumed that was trashed. After I changed my e-mail's settings I re-registered. I tried "someyoungguy" again, but it said it was already taken. Failing to think of anything better at the time, I just put "someyoungguy" in twice. So if you're annoyed that your page scrolls from side-to-side as well as up-and-down, that's the reason. I'm sorry.

Now that I think about it, I wouldn't mind having a different TUSCL handle. There was a documentary of a black boxer on some time ago called "Unforgivable Blackness." It got me to thinking that I could have referred to myself as "Unforgivable Wetness."

I wonder if "Oldfart" is taken?

FONDL: Why don't you just take it, set up another id before jablake, er, nee, Kyle1111 do?

still not old enough for senior discount on lappers!

a former track and field athlete

By the way Snowtime, I loved Showtime in Nashville. Had some of the most amazing ITC experiences ever in that dive. RIP

ShotDisc: Glad to hear someone else remembers Showtime. Yeah it was a dive but you could always find a cute dancer who would give a great lapdance. While Showtime was a great club, my favorite spot in Nashville was Private Dancer. Did you (or anyone else) go there as well? By the way I am working in Nashville this week and have no desire to go to any clubs here based on TUSCL reviews.

Showtime was my only stop in Nashville. Tried a few of the other clubs once but always went back to Showtime. Sorry to see it go.

Geez, I am getting old. I still remember back in 1983, driving through Nashville and stopping off on Broadway, and going into peeps with live dancers. Will never forget that time I stuck my prick through this plexiglass hole and got blown off with CIM by this foxy chick. Kind of like the "Glory Hole Girls", but you can see who your 'blower' is!! :-)~

Bones: I used to be in Nashville monthly in the 80's and there were at least 3 places with the glass and holes. Looking back on it makes it sound unreal. I can remember the place you probably went to. On a busy weekend night one would be waiting outside 5 or 6 peep show booths where the same number of guys were inside getting serviced. There was always a group of guys waiting to get an open booth. Nice thing about the glass was that you could check out the girl before entering the booth. As I recall you had to deposit 4 quarters every 2 minutes or so to keep a light on and to give the house their cut. Almost all of the girls were a 7 or better because the bad ones would get no takers and soon left. I miss this and all the other adult fun available in Nashville until the bust of several years ago.