Comments by someyoungguysomeyoungguy (page 2)

In my humble opinion, Ivy is the best girl there. Yeah, some may be younger. Maybe all of them. But I've been there off and on over the years, and she is the only person I remember seeing every single time. There is something to seeing a regular dancer at a club you like. But, unfortunately, she'll be gone soon. But thanks for the advice. If you have any specific Brooklyn club, let me know either here or privately. But if it has to be WP, it'll have to be WP.

Really ATF's wouldn't freak if you get dances from another woman. If you are really, for lack of a better term, faithful to her, she would know you would always come back to her. That she reacted that way shows a lot of insecurity. Or, maybe she's really "forgetful." Give her another chance after a cooling-off period. If she's still irrational about it, you can probably find someone better and less crazy.

Twelve, with ATF Claudia at the King of Diamonds in Inver Grove Heights, Minn. I can do it because at $10 a piece, it won't break me. They're the clean kind of dances. What we do is go to the back where there is a wall of big chairs. I sit as Claudia dances in front of me and massages my back. I get so many from her because I like to talk to her about things. I love her, I really do.

Maybe a dumb question, but what are you looking for? Extras? Good luck, but try DG's or Choice's day shifts. Looks? Seville. Maybe Rick's or Downtown Cabaret, but I can't vouch for either. Alcohol? King of Diamonds, well outside downtown Minneapolis. You can drink and see pussy there. Value? BJ's and 22nd Ave. Station. Both places are more strip joints than strip clubs -- think Cheers with tits. No cover and beers come in cans. Any other questions, IM me. Hope you like our city. Please don't hold our tame scene against us.

I could be naive, but in my (limited) experience I think that there is no collusion going on and that prices differ noticeably between girls even in the stripclub. My theory is that, at least in this town, extras are very taboo, so if a dancer knows that a co-worker goes rogue, she will not approach her about what prices she charges. Saying that, I'm pretty shitty when it comes to negotiating prices, so I've been all over the fuckin' place. There was one girl who gave me good hand lovin' for the price of the dance itself, twenty bucks -- and it was during a 2-for-1. On the other hand I have a girl at this club that's convinced me cameras are everywhere and that I have to pay $200 for her manual labor. Oral pleasure I'm sure started out at $100, though I think I've paid twice that as well. And on top of all that, I've been quoted prices all over these spectra in all the cities I've received such happiness -- MSP, ESL, Honolulu, Cleveland, MIA. ...

And I don't mind eating off a dirty. I've seen so many bare love canals that they now all look the same. Thatched jungles not only would be a welcome disruption of the routine, but they provide distinction. I could go, "Hey, I remember you, Ms. Hairy Pussy!" Also, it comes down to fairness. This is TMI, but I'll share anyway: I don't groom myself down there. Why? I'm a fuckin' man. So if they have to see my snake rising from my overgrown bushes -- and see they will -- I certainly don't mind if I see the same.

I'll be in the Miami area this weekend. Are Tootsie's and Showgirls Sunrise the two best places for extras at a reasonable price? I have a car and can go far.

Scared now. I'm going to Miami soon, and I was considering Secrets.

You guys are entitled to know the truth about me. I love to bite. It may be in my nature. I assume I bit into my mom's mammaries when I was young, which may be why she's always been so hostile to me. I don't know what my urge is. I know it's painful, but I do it anyway. However, my experience with doing it in stripclubs has been a lot more enjoyable on my end. I have never been thrown out of a stripclub for biting. There have been a couple strippers who asked that I not do that again, and I had one chick stop giving me handjobs after I bit hard into her tit. But violence such as getting punched in the face? Never. In fact, there was one dancer I knew who didn't mind it, to a point. She's gone from my life, and she was kind of a bitch, so I don't mind saying that there was a girl from BJ's named Jasmine who had these awesomely big natural titties. I don't bite a stripper unless she moves her nipples inbetween my lips; I never seek out to bite, it just comes to me like a small fish wandering into a shark's gaping mouth. I started out not exactly biting but pressing my teeth together on Jasmine's nipple. She didn't react. After a couple more bites escalating in force she removed her milk vessel from my mouth and said "Nuh-uh!" in a playful, teasing way. So I went back to biting her mounds, both at the nip and the tit itself. Maybe you biters (and bitees, of course) can confirm this: Girls with big boobs are able to withstand bites. I had this one girl with flat boobs but nipples the size of gumdrops recoil after I bit into her. But Jasmine? She kept feeding me both her feedbags as I gnawed and gnawed away. To be frank, at some point in our "relationship" I just wanted to see what her pain threshold was. But I never drew blood, and she never ran away from me with tears in her eyes. In fact, the sexiest thing she ever said to me after I bit hard was, "Ouch! Do that again and I'll bite back!" And she did one time, in this private stripper party, to my nipples. Too bad she never got around to my cock.

BJ's in Minneapolis was open at 5:30. Didn't hit the Double Deuce, but they have traditionally been open on holidays past.

I've been lucky that I've been able to go to many clubs and just lounge around till close. I've seen dozens of girls leave for their cars in civilian clothes. Very few of them dress frumpy, but they nevertheless dress conservatively, and they usually dial down the makeup gun. If you just spot them around, you would say that they were hot, but you wouldn't think necessarily that they were strippers. So no, I don't think that strippers look ugly in real life. Thank goodness, because I really like to see dancers without the bras and lingerie and the fantasy that goes along with it (though not as much as I like to see them naked). It's probably me, but I think it's even more arousing that a hot stripper dresses and looks like the rest of us. It's the Girl Next Door phenomenon, a way to think beauty is within your grasp. And I love it.

I agree with snowtime. And at the risk of putting my foot in my mouth, I want to know the next a favored club gets raided because you think we reviewed too explicitly here. I don't want to get anybody in trouble, but one of the main reasons I come here is for information. We code to the point we can't understand each other and we give up the reason we have this place in the first place.

Fuck to the no. And it looks like you need to replace half your poker buddies.

22nd Ave. Station in Minneapolis. But it's now the 5th, so it doesn't matter.

Yes. I'm a 12-year-old pervert. Seriously, thanks for all your advice. I like the club enough that I'll come in when she's working. I'll be cordial, but I won't expect HJ's anymore. And I will try and get over myself. Thanks, fellow dirty men.

minnow, COI?

Don't feel guilty. Write a recommendation for her. It's the right thing to do.

The men in my life that influenced me the most, in descending order: founder, my high school counselor, Hugh Hefner, my dad. Seriously, founder, not only are the short blurbs next to the 10 and 1 extremes helpful (I really like "Burn Clothes After" a lot), they're funny as hell. I haven't agreed on all the changes here, but those descriptions are a great improvement!

She's got a very fit body and she's already a single mother. Whether she becomes a joke, or whether she otherwise becomes clean for good, we'll see.

You should name her. An angel like that deserves some business.

I still miss evilcyn, where did she go?

Why not? Florida went back-to-back several years ago. Sorry, samsung1, I totally forgot about this. Quickly summarizing: I think Miami has the best club, hands down (Tootsie's), but for sheer volume and the fact the stripclub culture seems to be a way of life in Big D, I'd give it to the Mavericks. And I hope they win; I like Dirk Nowitzki, and I hope he wins a title.

We should be providing links to each other about the right clothes to buy. For instance, what I think are best are karate pants. They're thin and, most underrated of all, they have a snap button fly, easy to rip open for maximum whip-outability. Now if somebody can send me a link to that, I'd buy, like, a dozen of those, because the one I have now is getting crusty as fuck.

I like both. The method that works best is the open fly because, obviously, you can turn your body away from any prying eyes; they see nothing too untoward, and yet you still get your spittin' sea snake some air and some beautiful lovin'. But there's something about conveying the message that you don't give a flying fuck with your pants on the ground, you know? One other great advantage to getting your clothing out of the way of any spray: No cum on the outside of your pants. In my experience, the only time I could be completely free (that is, pants-less) was when we were in a VIP room with a locked door. That's rare, so pulling out the pee-pee through the fly is what I have to do most often in less secluded rooms. However, there was this one girl at one of my favorites who didn't care to be that discreet. I went beyond the open fly (again, I don't want to give a fuck) and tried just pulling my pants down. She didn't want to go that far, but she allowed them to be pulled down to around my thigh and knee. That was hot.

I don't think anyone objects to letting people know what the cover is. But I will go further and say that we have a right to whine about the cover. Yeah, we know that's a charge stripclubs usually make. But not all. And let's be honest: As much as we all know how much we usually spend in a club, that doesn't mean we won't notice when the cover charge is, like, $20 on a Saturday night. I often drop $200 at a club and I still think a cover more than $10 is outrageous. And I think it's my right to say so.