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Labor Day at the Strip Clubs

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Monday, September 5, 2011 12:30 PM
I'm bored on this Labor Day. Is anybody going to a strip club? I think I'll call and see if any club is open today. (Why would strippers need a day off? All they do is drink and dance naked. That's not work--that's fun.)

20 comments

  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    Nah. Cookout with the family. Ribeye steaks on the grill, and roasted corn on the cob. Plus all the other fixin's.
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    My guess is penthouse will be closed but bogarts will be open with Sunday hours.
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    Also tycoons will probably be open but most clubs will not have a day shift.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    Bogarts, Henry VII South and North open at 4 pm oh these holidays, but I am at my girlfriend's house doing the boyfriend thing so I won't be going to any clubs today.
  • fetish_dancer
    13 years ago
    Welp, this is all the excuse I need to call into work and take the night off. I didn't figure there'd be any biz. Also, there's a lot more to stripping than getting sloshed and walking around a pole, but okay :D
  • jackslash
    13 years ago
    fetish_dancer: "Also, there's a lot more to stripping than getting sloshed and walking around a pole, but okay :D" I know, fd. I was joking about strippers only drinking and dancing naked. It's a tough job, and as independent contractors, dancers don't get paid for the Labor Day holiday like employees.
  • troop
    13 years ago
    lately i've seen an escort twice and a fashion model that i met online a couple times too so i haven't been to a club in a few weeks, but damnit jack you planted the thought in my head and now i just might consider going tonight. ;-) i'm gonna mull it over while i workout and shower.
  • Gossage54
    13 years ago
    I always get the same itch during these holiday summer weekends. Wind bored and horny, no work to take up my time and energy and stress me out. But the clubs are usually closed during the day and and the B (if not worse) list usually is what will show up at night.
  • rell
    13 years ago
    no strip club for me
  • ryce
    13 years ago
    not this weekend for me though i'll make up for it by going at the end of the week
  • crecat03
    13 years ago
    No cookouts in atl today as it was raining all day. I was at Follies awhile - packed as usual with guys but not enough girls and the best girls weren't there.
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    In the asheville north carolina area xcapades was closed like always! But the best club in town is open so ooo hell ya I'm all in tonight !
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    That club being the treasure club : )
  • malibucoconuts
    13 years ago
    Here in Seattle they were all wide open. And I enjoyed myself thoroughly in a nice relaxing afternoon.
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    I hit two today. My favorite, Stir Crazy, and then had to go to Key West, so took in Bare Assets down there.
  • BJ's in Minneapolis was open at 5:30. Didn't hit the Double Deuce, but they have traditionally been open on holidays past.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    How was Bare Assets, Clubber?
  • edak94
    13 years ago
    Went to Stir Crazy too. For a time I was the only one there and got plenty of attention. Patty was there (nicely shaped bolt-ons) and a new girl, Monique (a definite 7-8). Spent my time with Monique and did not regret it.
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    ym, I put up a review. Not bad. Had not been there in the evening in more than 15 years. edak, I took Patty back for a couple of dance. Not bad at all, but little time to spend there. I talked with the bouncer a lot, but not SC stuff. I most always sit at the bad with my back to the mirrors.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    Nothing like the remains of a tropical storm to dampen one'spirits. Time to go clubbing again.
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