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8 years ago
Would you consider me still new to the club scene?flagooner +1.
Yes you're still very much a noob. Enjoy rookiehood but don't make any rookie mistakes.
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8 years ago
Mick Jagger at 72 fathering a baby ... is Shadowcat next?I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Make that ALOT.
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8 years ago
Can you change a man?You can't change a man or a woman if they don't want to change.
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8 years ago
Still can't find what I'm looking forI gotta say, OP - you claim to fondle and suckle other women and just because you haven't officially had sex with any of them you don't consider yourself bisexual? That's interesting. In the regular world if you are attracted to other women, despite never having gone "all the way", you are bisexual. If you feel "hot & horny" after all of that fondling & suckling, you are bisexual.
I am also a woman who enjoys stripclubs and no - I have never wanted to fuck another customer.
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8 years ago
Done!I guess I didn't pass muster to get one of those PM's.
Good luck to you Clubber (if you are still here reading).
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8 years ago
Is it just me or have recent posts seemed uglier in tone?This site goes thru cycles of coherence peppered in amongst all the madness. The madness usually wins, tho. But that's ok.....resistance is futile.
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8 years ago
Lockable VIP rooms with no camerasThe top-of-the-line VIP rooms (well closets) at Synn in COI have closing doors, and although there are no locks, the dancer will pull the little table in the room in front of the door to block anyone from coming in. Me likee!
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8 years ago
Taking your shirt off in VIPIf both my shirt and bra aren't off within the first 5 minutes of a VIP I demand my money back.
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8 years ago
Couples night outI'm seeing more couples coming into the clubs I frequent during the afternoon, which was a time that I would never normally see couples in the clubs. True they are often ostracized by dancers, but once the dancers see that the female part of the couple is enjoying herself and the couple is spending money they will usually warm up to them.
Since I club alone I rarely have trouble getting attention, but have talked with dancers about couples in the club. Some love them and some completely avoid them. Many will dance for couples only if they do the approaching, which kind of sucks if you like to be approached. But it's not really a big deal if it gets you what you want. Asking a waitress to fetch a particular dancer for you (with a tip, of course) can go a long way and can make a big difference in making it a successful visit.
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8 years ago
Old timersI think that we need to change "TUSCL" to "GTFOML".
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Summer BluesB.
I got in the car today and while heading to the bank to withdraw funds I was trying to decide which club to hit when it dawned on me that I was simply going thru the motions. I wound up hitting 4 different clubs and had a pretty lousy time overall. I'm starting to chase something and I don't even know what it is anymore.
I think it's time for a sabbatical.
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8 years ago
OTC - masseuse?1. Most likely not.
2. You don't. Not with a "big chain salon" anyway. There are tons of BP type "masseuses" out there that will give you a rub n' tug on the cheap. That's solely what they do.
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8 years ago
Best Club In L.A.I'm an experienced LA clubber but I never go to any DT clubs. I would recommend that you migrate on over to zbone.com and bonedin.com to check out local LA reviews of all of our clubs.
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8 years ago
Favorite lopaw-ismsLol I didn't realize that I had that many.
Don't know if I have used "lady boner" here or not. If not, I should.
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8 years ago
Which TUSCLers have tried to meet but failed?Tried to meet up with Clackport a couple of times but I wasn't able to make it (my bad). Also tried to meet Dancinggal when she was working in the OC a couple years back but she flaked (how unusual!). Me & SlickSpic (remember him?) were both supposed to meet her. I wonder what happened to both of them.
I've had much better luck meeting up with fellow PL's from my local boards, which makes sense. All of you characters are spread out all over the damn place!
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8 years ago
Which TUSCLers would you like to hang out with?So far I've met minnow & sclvr5005. Both are great guys and fun to club with. Would love to meet Mr.Deuce, Corvus, founder. JackKash.....and I'd especially love to meet shailynn so that I can sell him some beachfront property in Nebraska ;)
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8 years ago
2 girls lap danceSounds like you might want to consider booking a fetish friendly escort.
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8 years ago
san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Paying Hookers For Sex, the origins of moneyI said once and I'll continue to say it - you don't know very much about women. You also don't seem to want to touch on the fact that the equation is two-fold. As long as men (and horny lesbians) offer to buy it, it will always be for sale. We sure as fuck help to make it that way.
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8 years ago
What I want...What she wantsSounds like everybody sorta gets what they want...if they squint reeeeeeeal hard and not think about it too much.
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
How's the weather in your hood on this July 4th ?Beautiful in Lalaland.
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8 years ago
Face recognition v memoryShe didn't remember you.
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8 years ago
SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Guys not to approach (From stripperweb)Lol I wouldn't give a stripperweb ho the time of day.
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8 years ago
What have you done in a club that could be considered a bit questionable?Lol what HAVEN'T I done in a stripclub that was questionable.
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8 years ago
flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Stage Tipping Etiquette/ProtocolI found out that as much as I enjoyed tipping most every girl on stage (as long as they weren't cunty to me) it worked against me because the dancers started thinking that I was just there to watch the show, so they never approached me for dances. That was bad. I then started tipping only those that I wanted to get dances from, and sometimes sitting stageside to tip those that I was curious about.
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8 years ago
Ever seen a dancer avoid a female customer trying to tip her?Nope.