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8 years ago
Right behind ya, sclvr5005. Buh bye now!
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8 years ago
I tell them that I'm waiting on someone and maybe we'll chat next time. That works most of the time....but sometimes the more helpful ones will ask who I am waiting for and offer to go get her for me. That's when I drop the name of a normally unattainable hot dancer that I would never normally be able to get a hold of. Talk about turning a lemon into lemonade!
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8 years ago
A couple of clubs near me have a full kitchen and serve up some pretty yummy food. It's a great way to spend a lunch hour with some good grub and some fine entertainment.
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8 years ago
Flat on my back so that she does all the work.
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8 years ago
Phew! So it's only the "MEN" who are the perpetrators of these oh-so-evil acts against all stripperhood! Glad to know that we women custies can't be assholes. Oh no....that could never happen!
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8 years ago
Sometimes it happens, especially when the chemistry is right.
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8 years ago
Never saw any obvious cross dressing males, but then again I'm not actively looking for any. Have only seen one other lesbian at a club and she was dressed pretty butch, so at first I thought that she was a guy. Turns out she was a pretty cool chick.
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8 years ago
Happens to me all the time. Difference is I don't make a mess so the dancers don't mind. In fact they usually seem quite proud of themselves afterwards.
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8 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Thank you, mikeya02. My whale is pink and girly, but she's got a mean tail splash.
@shailynn - yes that WAS alot of commas. No home sale previews for you!
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8 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I'm 5'7" and hornier than many guys. Explain that! :-D
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8 years ago
Take my shoes off in that petri dish carpet soaked & stained with god-knows-what? Oh hell no.
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8 years ago
I'm clubbing tomorrow afternoon.
I expect the reaction from dancers to that question will be them wrinkling their clueless little noses and uttering "is that a new app or something?"
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8 years ago
C,D,E,A,B
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8 years ago
To be honest I wish more strippers would just stop by and hit me up for dances w/o telling me their friggin' life stories. And of course the ones that I don't have any interest in at all are guaranteed to squat at my table and clam-jam me while the dancers that I do want walk by.
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8 years ago
It's not unique to men by any stretch of the imagination. Women do it too, and lesbians do it constantly. Trust me about the "lesbians doing it constantly" part.
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8 years ago
I would never touch anything that had previously touched the Orange Clown.
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8 years ago
Lol right, gmd!
Fastest re-ignore in history.
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8 years ago
Many of us view SJG as long-winded, opinionated and often annoying in his smug assertions that he's an expert on everything, especially women....but he's not a troll. At least not in the traditional sense. Whoever spawned the stupid alter ego was totally troll-a-rama.
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8 years ago
No guesses. Just a 'good riddance'.
But it didn't matter anyway coz that troll was on ignore right after the first post.
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
lol shailynn....you silly.
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
"MTv sucks as bad as a StripperWeb dancer does"
Nothing sucks quite THAT bad.
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8 years ago
Unless she's flat on her back on a hotel bed with me DATYing her, I consider it total BS and a completely contrived act during a lapdance or VIP. It's right up there with bogus dirty talk which is another femwood killer for me.
I figure if she's moaning or talking then it's time for me to stick something in her mouth to shut her the fuck up.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've got a spreadsheet and detailed database that would make the NSA proud.
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8 years ago
The center of the stripclub universe is the club that I am in at that moment.
I think that's true of most of us.
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8 years ago
Many people who opt for full sleeves only get one arm done.
The next stripper I see with one I'll ask her why.