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15 years ago
The better looking she is, the more selective she'll be.
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15 years ago
I used to keep a small "de-stripclubing" kit in my car - alcohol wipes, gum, xtra t-shirt,etc. Worked great for those last minute touchups before heading home. It mysteriously disappeared one day a while back....I didn't ask, and she didn't tell.
At least I don't have to worry about being kicked in the junk - although a good shot to the ovaries would sure hurt like hell.
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15 years ago
I've been in this situation many times myself, and the stage/potty break time is indeed the best way for us customers (that are just too nice to say "hit the bricks") to approach other dancers. Do this enough and even the densest dancer should get the hint.
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15 years ago
I've had the same thing happen with my SO from time to time. After she hits me with an unusual round of questions/comments (which I generally blow off), she usually drops the subject.
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15 years ago
For me, after a fave has moved on, the flame is dead. I have a very short attention span, and the void she left behind has no doubt already been filled by a new "flavor of the month".
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15 years ago
I'm also not proud to admit that I have had my share of jealous moments, but no one ever knew about it since I kept it to myself. After reminding myself where I was and that I was acting ridiculous, I got over it pretty quick.
I've never had anyone approach me when I was with a dancer out of jealousy, but I have had them approach the dancer, assuming that I was either a friend of hers or that I worked at the club. Pisses me off every time.
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15 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
MG-
My pussy never gets to make the rules, especially in a SC. She plays 2nd fiddle to the dancer's there, who make it VERY clear that their pussies will be making the decisions for me. I'm not complaining, mind you.....just accepting my place in their pussy....er....I mean their world.
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15 years ago
I'm betting on option #2, 99% of the time.
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15 years ago
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popCleverly disguised as a responsible adult
I LOVE The Onion! We used to be able to find print copies here in the more hoity-toidy areas of Hollywood, but no more. Now I have to get my weekly fix online only.
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15 years ago
Never at work. Only at home, when the SO is in another room.
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15 years ago
It happens to me alot at several different clubs, and I hate it.
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15 years ago
Many dancers I meet have heard of our local SC board (zbone), but no one has heard of TUSCL. Guess I gotta start getting the word out.
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15 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"of course you can, you as a man especially when you're a customer can do whatever you want"
now THAT'S funny.
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15 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Are there alot of customers that fall for it? Oh hell yes - all the time. The delusional ones that don't understand what a stripclub really is and how it works.
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15 years ago
I've never heard a woman/wife use the phrase "strip club addiction" much less make the term up. AAMOF the only people that I have heard use it are PL's, usually in a light-hearted way.
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15 years ago
I personally have no issue with it, but you gotta be brave, stupid, or both to be a transsexual dancer and try to pass in a SC. Once word gets out (and it will), right or wrong there's gonna be an ass-whoopin' or worse. Certainly can't be worth it.
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15 years ago
Clubber,
Yeah, I know. I want to offer info about LA clubbing, but I know that my experiences are often not the norm. What's a girl to do? ;)
In the future I will try to stay with just the facts' ma'am.
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15 years ago
I've had nothing but good experiences in black clubs. Been to a few here in LA (Starz, King Henry, First King) and received alot of attention from the dancers, which in turn generated a lot of attention from the largely black male clientele, who were very friendly and bought me quite a few dances!
I need to get myself back to those clubs one of these days :)
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15 years ago
Yes, it appears that you are addicted. But so are many of us. We can all commiserate together!
I'm surprised that you mention lack of LA club mileage. I've been clubbing here for quite a while and the mileage seems consistent. Might just me me, tho.
Have you tried the infamous COI clubs? Prices are decent, and mileage is off the charts.
And as much as I love TUSCL (and I do), zbone is my bible for clubbing - a must have for the LA/OC "hobbiest"!
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15 years ago
Too much.
If I think about it for too long I'll vomit.
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15 years ago
^^^LOL!
Just tell her that you are going out to look @ xmas lights in the neighborhood!
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15 years ago
Agree that it is primarily an ice-breaker or just small talk.
If you wear a wedding ring, that question will no doubt come up more often.
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15 years ago
Typically, about 5 songs gets the job done if there is direct physical contact. If she is just really hard scissoring thru my clothes, it can take 30 minutes or more, and I end up mighty chaffed!
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15 years ago
I quit the mutual DATY thing a while back due to fears of bringing an STD home. I sure do miss it, tho.
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15 years ago
Stopped by a local club a few hours a go to pick up a calendar. Was pretty dead in there.