Married guys who secretly visit clubs
Thursday, January 14, 2010 7:26 PM
I'm one of those married guys who visits clubs, but my wife has no clue. Some odd things have happened to me recently:
1. Before Christmas, my wife came home from work and told me she got into a discussion of strip clubs with her two male co-workers. They didn't see the point, and my wife was defending clubs and saying they are a great time to go with a buddy, good bonding experience and they are harmless fun. She added, it's not creepy like you are going every night of the week by yourself.
I will add, I don't think she is aware of extras or the level of contact at some clubs. I would expect she assumes all lap dances are air, or very close to all air.
2. The other day she mentioned buying something and I brought up the cost. She replied that maybe she'll start stripping. First time in 15 years I've ever heard her say that. It caught me off guard. I resisted the urge to say "Good luck making any money", probably would have not gone over that well.
3. Last night I had a vivid dream that I was arrested at a strip club for solicitation. I knew I was "innocent" but it did massive damage to my marriage and career. It was one of those dreams that you feel really relieved when you wake up and realize it was not real.
4. Yesterday when we were about to fuck (it's a rare occurrence), she said something like "You haven't had sex with anyone else, have you?" in a half-joking manner (which I ignored and didn't dignify with a response).
What does all this mean and what's my point? No idea. I'm quite certain my wife still has no clue that I visit clubs at least once a month. She was curious why I had $500 stashed away in my desk, but didn't complain when I raided my "stripper stash" to pay a contractor.
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