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earlyriser60609

Jerzey boi

joined Dec 2009last seen Oct 2018

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You don't need to know nothing other than been going to strip clubs forever....

Reviews by earlyriser60609

Treasures Houston

5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

reviewed

6 years ago

easy pickings....fish in a barrel

This place always has top drawer talent but recently there's been a wave of Cubano women coming in so if your Spanish isn't up to par you might have limited your choices. Very aggressive women...

6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

reviewed

14 years ago

had the urge to check this...

Had the urge to check this place out and am I glad I did! Here's the quick and dirty: $4 cover; optional valet parking; nice layout with two dance floors; no poles...girls on the...

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

3200 Gulf Fwy Dickinson, TX 77539

reviewed

14 years ago

first time back at the 'breakers...

First time back at the 'breakers in 7 years. Pros: cleanest club I've been in. I never eat strip club food but a couple of the dancers insisted it was good. $9 cover at...

Treasures Houston

5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

reviewed

14 years ago

had never been to treasures but...

Had never been to Treasures but was anxious to go after reading all the reviews. Friday, 7:30PM..$10 valet, $15 cover, 2 beers $15 ($20 w/tip)...my point here is this is not the club if...

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

reviewed

15 years ago

crystal city restaurant - the stepford...

Crystal City Restaurant - the Stepford Strippers of No. Va. Despite having read the reviews, it turns out this is the ONLY club in the Crystal City, VA area that was within walking distance to...

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Treasures Houston

5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

discussion started

6 years ago

There is free parking here...just don't bother stopping at the

There is free parking here...just don't bother stopping at the valet sign...signal by hand that you're driving through...once past the sign you can park for free anywhere OUTSIDE the yellow cones...save the dough for...

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12 years ago

Anyone hear that the Ritz was raided yesterday and 5 girls were arrested for prostitution? Saw this on another board and trying to confirm it.Thanks...

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15 years ago

Extras for free...

So I've been getting some serious high mileage from a dancer at this club and she tells me that "she likes me"...yeah, yeah, I say..."I've heard all this before hon"..no, she says, "I'm serious...next...

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15 years ago

How do you get free from a fave?

After you've found a favorite in a club and worked it so that you routinely are getting some high mileage, how do you wrestle yourself free to sample the other wares? It turns...

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15 years ago

Does your wife know you go to strip clubs and does she mind?

I've got some buddies who lie or avoid telling their wives that we are going to a strip club.... I tell my wife and she reminds me that: "...the girls really don't like you they...

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discussion comment

12 years ago

Reccommendations for clubs in HOUSTON

Close to Hobby - the Ritz; hands down the best club in that part of town. $7 cover during day; Champagne room is $75 bucks and the girls who ask if you are VIP are the players. If you go often enough it's worth it to buy a lifetime VIP membership...on sale for $700. Decent drinks, wait staff is friendly; music could be better. IMHO day shift yields best results for extras - usually it's a 23 year old mommy making ends meet. Night time is the for the pros looking for $400-500 for their time. Good luck.

discussion comment

13 years ago

newbie to private rooms

Cas3850 - do yourself a favor and follow some discussions more, read some articles...a newbie that has no posts and just joined raises some flags when they start asking "what is legal"...I'm sure you're not a cop or any LE but someone may mistake you for one.

discussion comment

15 years ago

Strip Club Patron Shot in Groin Multiple Times

Man, this gives a new meaning to "MSOG"...

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15 years ago

Don't forget "hoo-hah"

discussion comment

15 years ago

The ones that don't go up and instead "hustle" dances are prime suspects for high mileage...they'd rather spend their time on your lap and earn extra $$ than bump n' grind for the pervs for a dollar tip...

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