pop, that was funny but I am trying to figure out what slut really is and what is used for. The video says that is tequila and perfume mixed. Do you drink it or wear it? I did 2 searches. Yahoo and Google and got no answers. Any body?
SC asked:The video says that is tequila and perfume mixed. Do you drink it or wear it?
Better known as "cooze", it's been known to leave snail trails on bedsheets and banisters and can lead to highly toxic intoxication. The downsides of this intoxication can lead to depleted bank accounts and broken homes. The only known cure is to enroll in mitciv's holier than thou course.
The Onion rocks. Published out of Madison, WI I believe. Their print version has been in Chi-town for over 10 years now. They are always a stitch. I laughed pretty hard at that one - especially when the anchor woman warns the reporter at the end of the clip to "..not f@$k any sluts" - classic!
I LOVE The Onion! We used to be able to find print copies here in the more hoity-toidy areas of Hollywood, but no more. Now I have to get my weekly fix online only.
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Better known as "cooze", it's been known to leave snail trails on bedsheets and banisters and can lead to highly toxic intoxication. The downsides of this intoxication can lead to depleted bank accounts and broken homes. The only known cure is to enroll in mitciv's holier than thou course.