Comments by xpando (page 2)

I hate it when comments are closed and I can't post!

I also once had a "Platinum Plus" Visa card, which I thought was very funny.

Frontage Rd. That always cracked me up when I went there.

You remembered her name?

Its the right time if you want dancers at their drunkest. And dancers in panic-pay-the-"rent" mode

I watched a Detroit Lions game in a SC once.

I love the Criket in Detroit but sometimes I come in and it is so thick with the thicks that I have my own name for the club: The Spare Tire. I like the big pretty ones but you have to be careful not to get one who bounces.

I like some perfumes. Chanel No. 5 especially. The rule should be no perfumes for day shift. Night shift, dancers call. I have declined company in the past when I felt it was too strong, and told her why.

A slice of lime prepared with ice, gin, and tonic water.

That is an unfair question. I was there about that time frame and there is nothing today that I know that is anything like that. But there wasn't anything else like that at the time either. Does anyplace do "sex shows" anymore? Maybe someplace in Europe.

Guys who fish are a strange lot. He needs to buy a smoker.

Wouldn't work. I lost interest fast and never seem to want to hang around in the club once I get a satisfactory dance.

I would look at the security monitor to see if my car had been broken into yet, sigh, and say to myself it's just another day a Bogart's.

Platinum Plus Greenville is on Frontage Rd.

My research also shows that strippers don't like to be randomly touched and groped. They do like to be deliberately touched and groped. I will admit that random touching is pretty freaky to me too.

I remember the Playhouse having ads on cable 5 or 6 years ago. I believe the cable company is alloted slots to run it's own commercials during football games and most programming.

I doubt it but I have met a few who were great at pretending.

Just the opposite. I went to a club and found the daughter of a woman I of a coworker dancing. She was 19 and I had known her since she was 11. I asked her if her mom knew what she was doing, and of course she didn't. She asked me if I was going to tell and I promised her I wouldn't if she wasn't going to of course. She was quite tasty hot but I just couldn't bring myself to perv out and get a dance from her. She didn't stick around long in the business.

Detroit: 30 minute drive Paris: 30 minute drive + 7 hour airplane ride. Winner: Detroit

I don't even like it when they talk to me during a dance.

I might be tempted to try it but my wife would wonder WTF?

Q. What is the first thing a woman should do when she comes home from the battered woman's shelter? A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Trademarks? Thats seems like a pretty big loophole. "Lapdances, Full Service, Leave Happy!" (tm)

On the up side the cat fights between strippers in some of the club comments sections - particularly the Detroit clubs- can be pretty funny. Also there is a strange long running gag in the Playhouse comments which always goes something like "Two businessmen from Asia..."

The neighborhood behind the Penthouse is OK (by Detroit standards). I still wouldn't park there. If you go 1 mile further south, south of 7 mile it is pretty bad, so don't get too drunk and get lost. The Flight Club really isn't in much better of an area,except it is not in a residential area. In the evenings there are lots of girls in both places. In the day the Penthouse probably has a better selection. Both locations offer alternative clubs near by if things don't work out.