Politically Incorrect

In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night,I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa


One of the biology questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not
the correct answer


I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.



A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools


A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache"


Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ..."I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”


The Red Cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway