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Politically Incorrect

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 10:05 PM
In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night,I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa One of the biology questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache" Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ..."I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.” The Red Cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway

13 comments

  • rh48hr
    13 years ago
    Funny Dudester - If you want the ultimate in politically incorrect. Check out some of insult comic Lisa Lampanelli. Hilarious. [view link]
  • troop
    13 years ago
    some funny stuff.
  • farmerart
    13 years ago
    Dudester, you would fit in nicely with me and the boys in camp up here in NWT. I am going to steal a couple of those zingers.
  • jackslash
    13 years ago
    Have you heard about the Muslim striptease? The girl takes off her headscarf.
  • shadowcat
    13 years ago
    I loved driving the freeways in Southern California on Sunday mornings. The catholics were all in church, the jews were in Palm Springs, the protestants were still in bed, the blacks were in jail and the Mexicans couldn't get their cars started.
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    Lampanelli is one of the highest paid comics around. I never trust those that can't laugh at themselves. Also, humor can help get you through tough spots in your life.
  • bang69
    13 years ago
    Duster that was great
  • LeeH
    13 years ago
    Dudester, are you here all week?
  • buzzer68
    13 years ago
    Good stuff, man...peeing my pants (I'm sure you needed to know that..).
  • xpando
    13 years ago
    Q. What is the first thing a woman should do when she comes home from the battered woman's shelter? A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
  • georgmicrodong
    13 years ago
    Say what you want about Amy Winehouse, but she's 11 days sober and counting... Admittedly, more tasteless than politically incorrect.
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing! She didn't listen the first two times!
  • samsung1
    13 years ago
    Laughing my fucking ass off on some of these
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