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I've got to stop hanging out with strippers.
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Agree or disagree?
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So Subraman wrote about having a bazillion numbers from dancers. I used to try and avoid having dancers see how many numbers I was scrolling through whenever I was adding a number or looking them up. Now I don't care. To…
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So I was typing something in this thread where two regular TUSCLers were grinding some familiar axes, and was proposing some ways to settle their feud. Maybe a rap battle? Or an essay contest? Maybe even a lively game of…
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Don't you hate it when you take the time to read a discussion thread and want to reply, but the last post is so wretched you don't want your fake internet persona anywhere near it?
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This is so preposterous I'm going to actually post off topic. https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2019/06/10/justin-bieber-challenges-tom-cruise-ufc-fight-betting-line An initial betting line actually has Bieber winning...?
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He just moved to a Suburb.
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Oops. If you see the one for Bare Elegance where the guy spent $187 on a brunette, I accidentally sandbagged him with a reject on a review I thought was actually pretty good.
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When she spends over an hour in the hotel room bathroom, when she attempts to unsteadily put on her makeup while slurredly chatting you up after opening the door, or after she goes to the lobby to bum a cigarette?…
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Is there an obvious tell you all use to know if you're responding to a thread in the VIP vs the Front Room?
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Do you read the TUSCL reviews about clubs where you live? Ever learn anything you didn't know?
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Founder has already said most of the traffic for the site is not in the discussion forums, but off and on the topic comes up on the boards about the value of TUSCL reviews. For you as a forum contributor,…
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"Dude I’m not trying to hate but you wrote 4 reviews. Your need to chill to fuck out" Compliments of Muddy.
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chessmaster and twentyfive highlighted two scourges of the PL world in a different thread about various approaches PLs take to the hobby ( https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=62910 ). The first was "White Knight Syndrome", where guys infected believe they are Capn' Save-a-Ho and…
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Earlier Subraman posted something about a thread he saw on SW that discussed different hustles dancers run on custies. What about approaches the customers use to initiate some strip club fun? Two easy ones to use are the Enthusiastic Noob…
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So there's something I wrote up in a chat that seemed interesting enough to throw out there for the board to kick around: "Actually, "baby strippers" are more akin to "rookie" or "noob" strippers. They can be any age, but mostly…
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What are some topics that folks on the TUSCL boards want to see as articles?
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It's a toss up, IMO. Waiting on junk food to pair with my strip club liquor. Every time time I marvel at all the nice ass walking around in blue vests. That scruffy fat dude who ordered four hot and…
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"Fuck you, pay me." - Henry Hill, Goodfellas
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You walk into one of your old haunts to see if it's ever rebounded from the depths of irrelevance. It's livelier than you expected, looks like it might've even seen a coat of paint or two in the years since…
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But under very specific conditions because I'm only really interested in feeding my own bias. 1-2-3...go!
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If you could go back to your first time in a strip club and give yourself some advice, what would it be?
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$2 OFF ADULT BUFFET There's a grocery store receipt with a Golden Corral coupon on the back of it laying around. You go to strip clubs too much when receipts trigger a monger stop. Any one else have things they read…
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Sometime soon I'll be posting my 400th TUSCL review. It looks like there's a long way to go from the current number, but I've got a lot of reviews waiting to be finished. Review number 350 was Trumpps in Detroit…
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Does mileage equate to intimacy? In many discussions here on TUSCL over the years the two have been linked. Are they in reality the same phenomenon under different names? If not, which is more desirable?
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