Posts by wallanon

If the strip clubs in your area shut down again due to overactive public servants, do you have your lineup of dancers set to keep in contact with? Let's not have a repeat of last year...you know who you are

When clubbing with others at the SC would you rather be a Lead Pilot, Co-Pilot, or a Wingman? Lead pilot gets first dibs and fed hotties, co-pilots hunt for their own food and may end up targeting the same dancer,…

Unexpected fallout from Texas' utterly stupid 21 and up legislation for strippers. A strip club in San Antonio has started scanning customer IDs upon entry, supposedly in response to the new rules. So far as I know it's only Mens…

What Would TUSCL Do? I'm at the club about to leave because I just spent $100 on awkward dances from this chick who was clumsily trying to upsell me but her English was completely fucked. As I'm texting another gal…

How often do you find yourself wanting to reply to a thread that was spawned by a troll, or maybe troll hijacked, but decided it probably wasn't worth it?

I'm not really wondering that much. Just thought it sounded catchy. It was funny seeing his Piggly Wiggly avatar again, though, on that crusty 2016 thread about crusty pants.

When's the last time you were so revolted by a strip club visit that you went to another club the next day just to chase the bad vibes away?

Troll for hookers and get pinched by an undercover cop when you were a vocal proponent of restricting sexually-oriented businesses. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2021/06/03/ex-city-of-san-antonio-city-councilman-arrested-on-prostitution-charge/ What an asshat.

What are songs you hear in the strip club that you don't like but are catchy enough to stick in your mind?

If you notice a dancer photo you'd like a better look at just before you click away, how many times will you refresh a page to see if it comes back?

We talk about strip clubs like they've been around forever, because most of us on TUSCL can't remember a time when they weren't. The types of US strip clubs we're familiar with evolved around the mid-1900's, so you guys in…

Ever met a dancer whose social media was so batshit that you decided to avoid her instead of sampling her world class ass? Or a dancer whose life was so messed up outside the club that you decided to cut her…