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If you could travel back and meet yourself during your first time at a strip club, what would you say?
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Have you ever seen a dancer that let herself go so much that you didn't even recognize her? I mean where someone tells you who she is and you're trying to figure out if that could possibly be the same
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Were gatorfan's last words on TUSCL really "Can a cow fart?" This really needed its own thread. Top that with anyone who's been gone at least two years. LOL
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"Luckys corner...Who can help me find Keisha or olivia" How dare this guy not use a question mark?! Rejected...
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Do you take strippers with you to strip clubs? Sand to the beach or more the merrier? What say you, TUSCL?
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If the strip clubs in your area shut down again due to overactive public servants, do you have your lineup of dancers set to keep in contact with? Let's not have a repeat of last year...you know who you are
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When clubbing with others at the SC would you rather be a Lead Pilot, Co-Pilot, or a Wingman? Lead pilot gets first dibs and fed hotties, co-pilots hunt for their own food and may end up targeting the same dancer,…
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Unexpected fallout from Texas' utterly stupid 21 and up legislation for strippers. A strip club in San Antonio has started scanning customer IDs upon entry, supposedly in response to the new rules. So far as I know it's only Mens…
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What Would TUSCL Do? I'm at the club about to leave because I just spent $100 on awkward dances from this chick who was clumsily trying to upsell me but her English was completely fucked. As I'm texting another gal…
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How often do you find yourself wanting to reply to a thread that was spawned by a troll, or maybe troll hijacked, but decided it probably wasn't worth it?
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I'm not really wondering that much. Just thought it sounded catchy. It was funny seeing his Piggly Wiggly avatar again, though, on that crusty 2016 thread about crusty pants.
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When's the last time you were so revolted by a strip club visit that you went to another club the next day just to chase the bad vibes away?
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Troll for hookers and get pinched by an undercover cop when you were a vocal proponent of restricting sexually-oriented businesses. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2021/06/03/ex-city-of-san-antonio-city-councilman-arrested-on-prostitution-charge/ What an asshat.
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What are songs you hear in the strip club that you don't like but are catchy enough to stick in your mind?
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If you notice a dancer photo you'd like a better look at just before you click away, how many times will you refresh a page to see if it comes back?
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We talk about strip clubs like they've been around forever, because most of us on TUSCL can't remember a time when they weren't. The types of US strip clubs we're familiar with evolved around the mid-1900's, so you guys in…
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Ever met a dancer whose social media was so batshit that you decided to avoid her instead of sampling her world class ass? Or a dancer whose life was so messed up outside the club that you decided to cut her…
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"Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution and other low-level offenses" https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/27/us/baltimore-prosecute-prostitution-drug-possession/index.html "[Baltimore City State's Attorney Marilyn] Mosby's office, along with Baltimore police and BCRI, will work to support sex workers by partnering with local organizations like SPARC, a center for…
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So I'm at the club and there's a spot in the booth where I'm sitting that is damp. The first time I explained it away that the dancer spilled champagne. The second time my hand brushed it I'm like "ok,…
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"A sexual assault lawsuit has been filed against Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson, Houston attorney Tony Buzbee disclosed on social media Tuesday night. Buzbee told FOX 26’s Isiah Carey that while Watson was getting a massage from a woman that the…
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This one you're gonna have to read for yourselves... https://www.tmz.com/2021/02/12/logan-kelley-arrested-for-murder-mexico-tijuana-college-basketball/
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and one pill made me small. And the ones that stripper gave me didn't do anything at all. So I fired her.
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So I'm in sensitivity training (it doesn't matter why lol) and ran across this notion of codeswitching. Regular folk would say it's acting or sounding different depending on who's around and the situation. For those heavy into clubbing and whatnot,…
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Hey fellow TUSCLers. Welcome to 2021. 2020 was a year of unprecedented times for just about everyone. Glad it's over. Like many of you, the great closing changed a lot of how I go about the hobby. A new ATF…
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Because I'm bored, TUSCL screen names I like: 8TM - Not the most unique thing in the world, but it's got the right blend of PL satire about it. SmashingHoes - Nice throwback to the good ol' days when you could smash…
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