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wallanon

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163 posts by wallanon

Front Room

OT: Anybody watching the Washington-Philly NFL game?

Wow. This is awful. Trading interceptions and emptying the bench. What a way to wrap up the regular season.

wallanonElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 6 10

Front Room

2020 Hobby Playlist

If you had a music playlist for 2020 that told the story of your year in the hobby, what would be on it? Extra credit if you have a song for each month.

wallanonElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 17 7

Front Room

TUSCLers getting annoyed no matter what you say

You know who you are. I'll start. I like strippers. Some of them are really hot. Come at me bro!

wallanonElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 10 14

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Gentleman's Club XTC Cited, Sep 2020

News Report: Gentleman's Club XTC cited, employees accused of prostitution and illegal alcohol sale https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/gentlemans-club-xtc-cited-employees-accused-of-prostitution-and-illegal-alcohol-sale

wallanonElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 12 3

Front Room

TUSCL Lurkers, What's Up?

There haven't been as many newcomer questions lately. Anything the lurker crowd wants to hear about but doesn't see in discussion because we're recycling the same topics over and over? I don't post a lot of hobby questions anymore because…

wallanonElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 6 10

Front Room

The Ghost of Monger Future

You ever read posts on TUSCL and think "if I don't change my ways this could be me in a few years"?

wallanonElite Reviewer5 yrs ago 6 35

Front Room

Message to Merica, Open the Clubs!

Is anyone else tired of reading the same lousy reviews over and over again about clubs that suck? If it wasn't for Detroit metro not giving a fuck there'd hardly be any good reviews out there.

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 6

Front Room

More on NBA Player Lou Williams Food Run to Magic City in Atlanta

There's an actual Sports Illustrated video commentary on this now. https://www.si.com/nba/2020/07/28/nba-bubble-lou-williams-magic-city-chicken-wings It basically says the NBA didn't care what he was doing at the strip club, but that he was there surrounded by randos and not doing his bubble thing while…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 10 4

Front Room

Chair Girl: Stripper, Sugar Baby, or Masseuse?

Toronto 'Chair Girl' Marcella Zoia avoids jail for hurling a chair onto a freeway from a high-rise building https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/22/americas/chair-girl-sentencing-toronto-scli-intl A 20-year-old woman nicknamed "Chair Girl," who was filmed hurling a chair onto a freeway from the balcony of a high-rise building in…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 14 8

Front Room

Double dipping on the same SC trip?

Saw a comment in a thread about a dude who got called out for having his shirt on backwards and leaving a trail of evidence on his dancer's leg after a trip to VIP. Said he'd check more carefully on…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 17

Front Room

Socially Distanced Club Wish List?

Assuming that clubs are still struggling with social distancing and whatever else into next year, what are things that would make the strip club experience more bearable?

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 12 10

Front Room

Club COVID

If you guys were gonna open an underground club, would you advertise it or just let word of mouth do the work for you?

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 9 3

Politics

One of the Most Important Political Questions of the Hour. About Begona Villacis

Is Begona Villacis, Vice Mayor of Madrid, hot or not? She looks oddly like Megan Markle (who is totally hot for all the haters) in one shot, then like a whole 'nother person in the next moment. I spent 15…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 53 5

Monte Carlo Adult Nightclub

San Antonio, TX

Can Someone Please Review this Place?

Somebody on TUSCL must've been there by now.

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 6

Front Room

Should there be a requirement that articles posted on TUSCL be on topic?

Maybe there is a requirement for that already? If not, what do you all think about that? I'm already at peace with Muddy's satirical creative writing experiments, but pages and pages of someone's life story that is completely off topic…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 17

Front Room

Customers with Options

Does it matter to dancers if a customer has other options for entertainment, fulfillment, nooky, etc? Do customers perceived to have other options get treated differently? Better? What say you, TUSCLers?

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 21

Front Room

All Time Favorites - All the Same?

For those who have ATFs, were they generally the same type of girl or very different from one another? To be clear, from my perspective there can be only one at a time and each new one takes the title…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 13 11

Front Room

Clubs re-opening soon?

Heard a rumour from a dancer friend that some of the clubs in my area might be reopening in a couple of weeks (early May). Any news out your way?

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 43

Front Room

Simone Biles takes handstand challenge to new level

Obviously the Olympic gymnast is not a stripper, but damn. And technically a piece of clothing was removed. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-23sibhOHQ/ https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2020/04/12/simone-biles-handstand-challenge-wxp-vpx.hln

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 6 15

Front Room

0 Days Since Our Last Stripper Incident

As overheard during an emergency summit between the good angel and his nemesis on the other shoulder...Good angel says, "This is quite disappointing. We had just made it through 7 consecutive days without an incident, our longest streak of the…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 5 9

Front Room

The Hobby in Quotations

"Had a dancer leave a snail trail down my cheek during a dance in a broken down booth by a file cabinet. Thought my face was going to melt...", - wallanon, PM about a 24 hour club that another TUSCLer…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4 9

Front Room

A Customer Walks into a Bar...

And there's a group of women talking loudly. It's happy hour, but they don't sound happy. Not rowdy, but not quiet. Neighborhood bar. The gals keep talking and his ears perk up when the word sex trafficking gets thrown around.…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 12 7

Front Room

21 to 9: Ratio: Off Topic and Spam Posts to Strip Club and TUSCL Relevant Posts

So I decided to actually mute a few threads today in the Front Room forum that are garbage but keep getting bumped. Then I decided to mute any thread that didn't strike me as on topic (strip clubs, strippers, etc)…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 10

Front Room

Splitting Favs Between Clubs?

Let's say you have two top faves at one club, which is becoming major pain in the ass since they both work a lot. One of them is looking at another club to dance at where you're also a regular,…

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 7 23

Front Room

How have you been hun?

How would you answer? I opted for: "Doing what customers do. Working so I can spend money 🙂"

wallanonElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 12 9
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