Comments by Golfer99 (page 3)

Let me think........with some of the girls in the clubs today they would be perfect so today for them, back to the 60's for lack of STD's lol, also back to the 70's for prices of course with me having today's bucks lol can you arrange a 3 way time machine.

Shadowcat if I'm in the club I promise to run protection with your ATF while you get your jollies with the $40 hoe in the VIP lol Hope to get to meet you in person in the club one day. I know you visit it from time to time so I'll make sure I'm there during one of your visits if at all possible.

The real answer is you never know. Most of the real closed off VIPS rooms that I have visited were a rip off. The VIP areas that are like in Ybor Strip in Tampa or the old Pony in Memphis offered a room in Ybor with a curtain and a couch in the room. It was pretty much whatever you and the dancer came to agreement upon. House took $10 for each visit. At the Pony in Memphis it was $10 you went upstairs and they had these high like 7 ft tall oversize loveseats that faced the wall or the back of the one ahead of it. Same deal as in Tampa, whatever you and the dancer agree upon. Other places I have been are like $100 for the room for 30 minutes then it's $30 / song to the dancer for air dances so go figure. Look at the reviews on the clubs and believe about half of them. If you see someone who seems to know about a club you are interested in zap him an email and get the scoop before you blow $200 in the bubble in 2001 in Tampa lol

In memphis the Platinum Plus gets busted about once a year, usually when the drug use / selling gets a littel out of hand I would suspect. The funny thing about the midwest clubs is that it seems that lots of the cops tend to just stop by to spend 15 minutes watching the shows lol I was at Ybor Strip one day and a cop was parked in the lot sort of at the back writing stuff down, I had a rental and figured he was taking down liscense plates for what I don't know lol It's a juice bar but one of the guys who was coming in just as I was parking walked over to his car and asked him (big balls). Cop said this is the only lot with a nice shade tree and I get to watch the dancers walk in lol good cop

I always thought "He's not Here" was the perfect name lol For a real club I think the Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch which is in Missouri is a pretty good name.

I have done this. Esp since the rating system varies so much from person to person and regionally. An 8 club in Lawrence, KS isn't the same as an 8 club in Tampa, FL I found out from experience. That taught me a lesson so now I check the reviews and ask a few guys that I know, look at the reviews I know to be realistic and set my expectations a little differently. Next time I go to Lawrence I'm not going to expect a $20 dance to be the same as the $20 dance in Tampa even though some of the posters make you believe it is. Some of the posters actually do us all a disservice by not telling the truth and actually do the club and dancers a disservice by giving out too much info in public. I will give you info in private about a dancer or a club that I won't post on the board or on a club review because it could get the dancer fired or stop the fun at that club.

I gotta go with Yoda on this one - opposite of if it smells like fish eat it. If it smells bad and isn't properly maintained give it a little nose lol If it's nice clean trimmed and smells good get down to business. Carry a little travel size bottle of strong mouthwaste and clean up afterwards. Have fun - she was going to.

If you find her, and I hope you do. I think that a visit to a local mental health clinic or a shrink would be the best medicine you could give her.

JC I first heard the term Texas Style Couch Dance in Seattle at an old club there, cant' remember the name, wasn't Ricks. They had couchs for Lap Dances. You would lie down on the couch and the girl would climb on top and ride you like a cowgirl riding a horse.

It really has no business in this category. It is in all honestly a front for a whole house. I don't think the girls who work in there have to pony up to the club, I think the club does well on drinks but I think calling it a strip club is a stretch. It's a target rich enviroment for young hispanic women who will take you to a cheap room and fuck you for a relatively small price.

I never believe them when they give out the first quote unless it's a club that I have read about in here that has flat prices. In a club like PP in Memphis you get hit with $40 / dance or some lame time deal. One was trying to explain the economics of how the time was much better to me - I do have an MBA in Fianance, I'll do the math lol She quoted 30 minutes for $100 or 60 minutes for $300 which is a better deal lol I said okay you do the math, I'll take the 30 minutes. Generally it seems that you can get half of the initial quote almost always. Some places like in Ybor Strip in Tampa, it 3/$50 standard when you get in the rooms, if you want extras outside the totally nude dances then you negotiate, but dance prices are fixed so who knows.

Think it would be useless. Look at club chat it's pretty useless. I think that since most of the VIP members leave their emails you can always catch up with them that way.

I have the bronzed look. If she's a redhead pale, blonde light tan, dark hair I can go either way. Hispanic then the darker skin is okay. Tanning booths are so overrated.

I don't think it's true. It seems that it's all about how pissed or happy they are. I've seen some damn ugly dancers not smile too lol. I've also seen some drop dead hotties smile when you give them a $1 on the stage like you had made their day.

That just shows that we are all weak and will give in to temptation and that if we are patient good things will come our way lol wow that sounds like a sermon. Yep I have noticed over the years that when I have my patience and keep my beer googles off, I will eventually find the one I came looking for. If not I go home with my money, having had a few beers and tipped a few babes. Club ATM's are evil beasts but you gotta do what you gotta do lol

Thanks for the input esp yours shadowcat lol you are always a riot and a real help. I should have got up and walked away, when that shit started. Golf and fishing are hobbies. Unfortunately for me I have no local clubs so when I travel every month or two I would try to take advantage of going to several clubs since I would be gone for 2 to 4 days.

I tip pretty much all the dancers on stage a $ just cause they are working their asses off (generally), the $5 or $20 tip is a hint that you want much more from her in the form of lap / couch dances. If she sits with you and is boring the hell out of you and you have no interest in the couch dances, start tipping her a $ and smiling, she'll get the message.

In a now gone club in Jackson, MS I had my nipples sucked on so hard that I was in pain for 2 days since then I'm been more sensitive in doing that myself lol The worse to me is when you are getting a friction dance that is so fast and hard that you feel you are going to catch on fire and not in a good way. Your Johnson is rubbed raw.

I rarely if ever sit at the stage. Thus when I go up to tip I have to leave a table to tip. I generally tip a $ but if the girl is good I might stay for a bit and give her another $ just since I know I won't come back before she finishes. This is fairly rare however and I've found that tipping at the stage in 90% of the clubs is gonna get you a visit from the dancer during the day shift. At night with many more customers, if you want the stage tip to get you noticed, it takes more.

I started going back in 1977. Guess that dates me lol First experience was with a group of 6 that included 3 women. I stopped going when my wife became pregnant and didnt' go again for 6 years. My wife died in a car accident when my daughter was 5 and I started a consulting firm and traveled all the time. With the travel came the clubs as a something to do to entertain clients and pass time on the road. Name a club I've probably been there lol Had a few periods of burnout, but hung in there. Now having it again for a different reason.

I think that there is a difference between couple friendly and female friendly. Lots of clubs and dancers are very couple friendly if fact I think that's their favorite customer lol. However lots of girls seem to be very turned off by the individual women who shows up in the dyke looking outfit and wants to tip or a dance. The group of business men / women tend to get abused in great fun.

Only if they promise not to come sit with me after their stage act lol I generally tip all the stage girls but with the ones I had an interest in I tend to invite them to sit with me. In lots of clubs all the girls, esp. on day shift will come by and give you a hug for the tip and of course ask for a dance so you get the hug from the pity tip girl too.

well Chandler I was speaking in terms of the manner in which a woman tends to ride a horse upright moving her hips back and forth slowly lol I wasn't thinking in terms of screwing the horse lol but you are correct the man was on his back so I guess the horse would have been ridden on it's back. It was actually a club called the Razzmatz I think in Seattle.

Thanks for the input. I don't view this as a similar situation between a waiter at a resturant. The best story I ever heard was an escort in Vegas who did not accept tips under any circumstance, and she was/is a good one. I asked her why and she asked what I did. I told her that I ran a consulting firm. She asked me if when we finished a job did we go in and ask how we did, I said yeah usually have a form or CD for them to do. She said if they tell you that you did good do you ask for a tip? I said uh no that would be unprofessional - she said exactly lol Most of the clubs have a daily pay out for the girls. They keep their tip money and table/lap dance money and pay to dance their, I like the idea of if I like them getting more dances I just hate the tipping idea because if you got a shitty dance, then you don't tip and the dancer is immediately upset or you do tip and you feel ripped no win.

Platinum Plus in Columbia hands down based upon the reviews. Next would be Seductions in Niagra Falls and then Treasures in Houston. I thnk I have hit most of the rest of the top ones around.