Greener grass in a strip club
giveitayank
There have been a few times when I've gone to a club and either....
A. spent all my money and then noticed a new dancer that I wished I had tried.
OR...
B. had spent MOST of my money, then had only enough $$$ to buy a few more laps, then tried that new dancer and wished I only had saw her that time.
Then I would return to the club hoping she would be there to no avail. It's as if they just drop out of the sky and then dissapear just as easily. Has anyone had this same experience??
A. spent all my money and then noticed a new dancer that I wished I had tried.
OR...
B. had spent MOST of my money, then had only enough $$$ to buy a few more laps, then tried that new dancer and wished I only had saw her that time.
Then I would return to the club hoping she would be there to no avail. It's as if they just drop out of the sky and then dissapear just as easily. Has anyone had this same experience??
Comments
last commentThe one you have been waiting for won't show up until it's too late because you've run out of money.
If you go back to a club next weekend, the one you went back for won't be there but the ones you really wanted to avoid will. (Corollary vice versa: not going back also guarantees that the object of your affection will work and that clientele will be unusually low.)
And finally ... the waitress will be the hottest chick in the club.