What do you do when you Finally Figure out that you need to give up the Clubs
After my last 3 day trip to 2 clubs that I'll post reviews on later I came to the conclusion that I'm burned out on the clubs. A particular afternoon in a not very busy club of having 3 dancers spend 3 hours with me and listening to all their stripper drama and bullshit told me that it's time to hang up the old VIP card for a while. The question is what do you do to fill the void of getting to see 100's of half or fully naked women up close and personal. Anyone else ' hit the wall' like this.
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Personally I prefer the latter, massage as a spiritual experience. I like the darkened room with candles and waterfall, the eerie music, being totally nude (but you'll probably be covered), and a soft touch - what's sometimes called the foo-foo stuff. I think that makes the massage seem much more spiritual. And intimate. In fact it feels as intimate as any strip club experience that I've ever had. But I never look for anything sexual.
Some therapists will no doubt provide extras, after all they like money too, but most will not. And most will get highly offended if you ask. Kinda like strippers, isn't it. So if you decide to visit a massage therapist, tell her what type of massage you want (she'll ask) and ask how far you should undress (nude gets you the best massage), and let her take it from there.
Around here a massage costs about $60-75 per hour plus tip ($10-15). A fancy beauty salon will usually be a little more expensive. If you can't find an independent therapist, which is my first choice, I'd go to a health center (eg. a place that has yoga, pilates and stuff like that) rather than a beauty parlor, they tend to be more male friendly. And probably offer more privacy and spirituality too.
If you go to your health club chiropractor, many of whom have massage therapists, don't expect much spirituality. But your insurance might cover it. Some areas also have places totally devoted to massage - some are legitimate, some aren't. You should be able to tell which they are from their advertising and hours.
One word of caution - if you find a massage therapist who you really like you'll be hooked. She'll quickly become your ATF.
Then one day quite by accident I got a massage from a very attractive young professional massage therapist. And guess what, I discovered that it had most of the elements - intimacy, touching, conversation, privacy - that I most enjoyed about going to a strip club. And it was about half the price. I've been hooked ever since. I highly recommend you try it.
The girl I go to works out of her own home, so I don't have to go to a beauty parlor where there are a bunch of other people around. Such girls often advertise in the Yellow Pages or in local newspapers. They often have business cards on display in supermarkets, gyms, and restaurants. Or if there's a massage school near you, you can get very inexpensive massages from students, which is a good way to find one you like, and when she graduates (or even before in many cases) you're all set. Many independent therapists will even come to your home if you wish, although that may cost a little more.
Last night though, I had one girl ready to give me a massage but I declined due to seeing her big bottle of lotion which I didn't want on me. Then strangely I had a guy tell me a dancer wanted to do something with me. I didn't know what he was talking about and figured it had something to do with her boyfriend trying to talk me into getting a dance from her. A bit strange.
At another club a lot of the dancers with nice tits were all wearing fishnets over their boobs and I liked the look. One wanted to hug me tight and was joking about squeezing me so tight. I didn't know what brought that on but it was fun. I joked with another dancer saying she caught some big ones (in her fishnet). :) I'm ready for a strip club break now.
After visiting strip clubs off and on and some times regularly, since mid 1970's, I wanted to give up many many times. It hard to do when I enjoy strip club trips or visiting local or nearby clubs. I've come to a conclusion that it's a hobby/entertainment/something to do after a busy work week. Having fun is healthey too!!
I had to cut back on club cisits when I retired and no longer traveled. That wasn't difficult simply because I visited my favorite local clubs more often. When I get a little tired of these clubs (not often), I put them off limits and go visit other local clubs to see if they have gotten better, worse, or stayed the same. This takes about a month or so, then I've either found a "new" favorite, or return to a "new" old favorite.
Thoughts? I wish I could save some money. Actually, I wish more for the lost human-interaction time. I want to meet hot girls, yeah; and I want them to squirm in my lap; but I want to continue that kind of interaction into a "real" boyfriend-girlfriend thing. That's continuation is simply not going to happen (at least not for a dork like me) in a strip club. And yet, off I go, Platinum Plus and Christie's and Ebony Lace this weekend, Babe's and Danny's the next, planning on a trip to Houston for Treasure's and an AMP the next ... :( ...
I should have got up and walked away, when that shit started. Golf and fishing are hobbies. Unfortunately for me I have no local clubs so when I travel every month or two I would try to take advantage of going to several clubs since I would be gone for 2 to 4 days.
Fishing works for me sometimes.