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10 years ago
trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Bra-less dancer really shakes her jugs on You-TubeType in "The Twilters- Shakin All Over" in you tube search. Probably from a 60's flick- the blonde shook it all over- I could see some tusclers wanting her to be thicker. She was good enough to get my attention.
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10 years ago
where is a good place to work?OP- Would a club being more than 5 miles from a Neiman Marcus store be another disqualification factor for you ?
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10 years ago
Future of marriage as an institution?Every time this question gets asked, I recall a quote from a coworker who'd already been married 2 decades when he said it: "Marriage is a good institution if you want to be institutionalized."
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Any One Else Sick of This?Small print in motors YT clip gives credit to Seven Nation Army, and the tune definitely sounds like it. I've heard both songs in stripclubs, like 'em there. Sans the stadium fans noise, those 2 songs don't sound similar at all. Zombie Nation is mostly techno, with some initial chanting. Club version is short 3-4 minute version, not the full 30 min. version. "SNA" has some singing and some electric guitars. (At least to my untrained ears.)
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10 years ago
Houston undercover operation at strip club lands 14 in jail.More germane for us: How many of the dudes were "customers like us?" Three of the 4 guys were wearing the same black shirts, which leads me to believe that those 3 were club employees. The 4th guy looked like how I picture a thug element customer to look like.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Have you experienced this ?Mine wasn't exactly like this, but went to show that "things don't always get better in VIP". Things were getting "interesting" in downstairs base area, when dancer said "if you want some more of this, we'll need to go upstairs to VIP". Since the basic vibes were good, IMO, better than 90% of other dancers in club, I went along. Minimum $200 package for ~15-20 minutes. (don't recall exactly as this happened several years ago.). Well, just as things were getting interesting, the frigging "host" would walk by. Happened 3 times throughout my session. In retrospect, partition was such that dancer in her standing position over me could see bouncer, and vice versa.Whether from pre-arranged signal, or dancer got more intimate the moment she saw host making his rounds, I was taken for a ride. As Auric Goldfinger told James Bond in the book "Goldfinger: "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action."
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10 years ago
Meeting other tuscl membersI'll be down in FL for most of the winter.
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10 years ago
I miss the Alucard dude...we need a list!!!Don't forget to USE CAP LOCKS to MAKE A POINT.
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10 years ago
Dancers with Butt PlugsTt- I think we both probably saw the same dancer at Baby Doll- Medway OH about 8 years ago. Haven't seen a dancer with it anywhere else.
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10 years ago
Need Tampa club advice....IMO, the best place to watch your game would be in a sports bar, or your 4-star hotel room with a lot of cable channels. Most stripclubs that have TV(s) put it there as an afterthought. There's no guarantee that club would have the game that you're interested in on the screen. I've watched sporting events in 2 of my fave nude clubs in the area (2001, Scarletts). The placement, and the "division of attention" wasn't really optimal for me, but had to catch the 4th quarter. Plus those places don't serve alcohol- that would seem to be an issue for OP who strikes me as a fellow who wants egg in his beer, given his tart reaction to 1st 2 posters. There is a Hooters located just north of TPA airport, if that's your thing. Right next to Mons Venus is a "Joe's Pizza" (former Taco Bell). Only 1 TV, but plenty of good eye candy net door.
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10 years ago
Any body know what a U.S. aircraft carrier might look like?What makes this more comical is that probably no USN aircraft carrier has ever docked in Karachi. That city certainly isn't high on liberty port wish list. It is highly doubtful that the nearest country with aircraft carriers (India- with 2 in service, and one launched, but not serviceable) has ever been in Karachi either.
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10 years ago
Detroit, Miami, Atlanta, Houston, & Toronto RecommendationsSteve, I'd like to help. Unfortunately, I don't know any strippers in these cities that have a cheerleader costume. Thus I feel that my info package is simply inadequate.
IMO, Steve isn't really asking us for too much. Since he hasn't responded to this thread, I bet he's engrosssed in surfing the net for the mile marker of every interstate rest stop are along his route, where the cheapest gas is, hotels located within walking distance of a convenience/liquor store replete with complimentary internet download speed in respective hotels, destination city hotels located within 5 miles of strip clubs, including which rooms are closest to ice machine, pool (if hotel has a pool), and whether hotel provides complimentary travel bottle of hand lotion. We're just doing the easy leg work for Steve.................
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10 years ago
Discouraging Leechesjerikson40, I trust that a guy with a name like "JohnSmith69" can get over himself lickety split.
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10 years ago
Best Tampa Strip Club & MeetupIf "extras" are your minimum requirement, I'd say head north. Tampa isn't airdance land, as skibum suggests. The alcohol/pastie clubs in area have 1-way lite contact, nude clubs worthwhile. contact can be had.
@IHV- Unless you get a bunch of 3-fers on a Wed. night, Mons will likely be less expensive since you have to pay $5 (except Wed night) each time you go back in 2001.
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10 years ago
Pompano or Miami SC (Let's Hang Out)RE: Papi- "I'm starting to doubt your game." Hell, I've already doubted his game for the past 12-18 months. Only 2 weak reviews, but 15 threads started, virtually all fishing for 411 on FL clubs, or club WEBSITES. I doubt the dude has even set foot in a stripclub.
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10 years ago
Ray Rice episode is sad commentary. Or is it?Ray Rice elevator incident may well be the tip of the iceberg. Namely, it happened on camera. Which begs the question of how many off camera incidents there are among NFL players.
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10 years ago
Homeless man swipes Corvette, joyrides to strip club: Police"Top down, left keys in 1981 Corvette." To a car thief, this scenario is like shooting fish in a barrel. Prior to reading the article, the question that was initially raised in my mind was if this was one of the newer ones with keyless ignition. In those, the battery/ignition interface remains "active" when key fob is within range. If owner isn't watching it, thief could (conceivably) get in car, and drive off with fob in range.
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10 years ago
Where to stay in LA?Find an underpass closest to the club to sleep under........
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
TUSCL dishonorably mentioned in a SW threadRick; I didn't see any "bluesider" getting "nasty and dramatic" in that thread. Save for one guy with multiple posts there who may have been a touch too brash, I thought the exchanges there were relatively civil.
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10 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Thoughts on a change...If it will free up space and make site run faster, by all means. I wouldn't mind a token list only (no reviews) of male stripclubs if only to avoid accidentally wandering in one of them.
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10 years ago
The Ice Bucket ChallengeCongrats, art on your ice bucket challenge. Those Super Bowl winning coaches being drenched in Gatorade have nothing on you there.
For many years, the ice bucket challenge for me was walking out of my hotel room with the ice bucket, and try to find a maid who can understand (comprende) my query on where I can find the ice machine.
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10 years ago
Solid Gold in Fort Lauderdale favs?I haven't been to any of the aforementioned clubs in the last 10 years, so I can't help you much there. I don't recall any "Barbie" or "Chantel" working there. Still, keep your eyes peeled for the stray "Adam's Apple", and stick to the nude clubs.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Alucard R.I.PFyi, I pm'ed a SW mod. She replied saying that SW "supermod" is trying to get to the bottom of it. She asked if I had any reliable info, and added that a tribute to Yoda is planned over there if the rumors pan out.
Gawker, I pm'ed you saying much the same as here, so if you or anyone else have a reliable link or otherwise should get in contact with the mods over there. If true, another RIP.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Alucard R.I.PRIP, Alucard. Sadly, a sudden inactivity after being regularly active is not a good sign, this only confirms it. Ditto sentiments for vincemichaels.
As for Yoda: He has been inactive on pink site for last few weeks, only word from pink site is that he had some issues to take care of. Does/did gawker know yoda personally ?
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
WTF: Robin WilliamsA little bit of trivia: I just finished watching some YT clips of the 1977 movie "Can I Do It Till I Need Glasses." In this, Robin Williams played some different roles, one of which was that of a "lead sperm". His shout to the other sperms "go back, its a blowjob" has to be a classic.