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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Papi- You should try submitting an article with a laundry list of questions that every newb should ask for different cities.. Besides giving you enough VIP credit to read over the reviews that just might answer those questions (Shoot, Papi, you need additional VIP credits like a fish needs a drink of water), I see the makings of a satirical masterpiece that will put Jonathan Swift, H.L. Mencken, George Orwell, Joseph Heller, etal, to shame.
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9 years ago
js69- If you don't run into "Col John J. Jones", you'll be OK.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpHX2ul8ilQ
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9 years ago
I'm giving up reading troll, spammer, and other idiotic threads for lent...............
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9 years ago
Can you name a specific club where this is the case ? If someone gets negative review yanked, there remains the article,and/or DB venue.
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9 years ago
I vaguely recall an anal sex poll on the pink site several years ago. About 1/6 of respondents(presumably overwhelming majority female strippers) liked anal sex. Another 1/6 replied "maybe with the right person." The remaining 2/3 gave responses ranging between "no thanks" and "hell no." Someone more bored than I can find the link to post.
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9 years ago
Whenever anal sex is mentioned on the menu, I'd definitely get some clarification on it. I'd dread the prospect of dancer donning a strap-on and saying "squeal like a pig now."
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9 years ago
You're about a half century late with that nickname, pal. Google "General Lloyd "Fig" Newton". Two Vietnam tours, 3 year tour with Thunderbirds (Narrator, Slot, and Wing Positions). Made 4 Star General. Active post retirement corporate career. THAT Newton makes a far better role model for youth than a prima donna athlete.
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9 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Rick, one wild card that you left out of the deck is the explosion in the number of camgirls in the last 5-8 years. The increase in number of computer, or compatible device owners coupled with club economic dynamics has driven some girls to cam.
Whether or not the camgirl population would, on the average, be a good OTC candidate or not is open to speculation. I've noticed a slight decrease in dancer attractiveness over the years. While not at a tipping point to drive customers away, IMHO, the camgirl migration has driven club owners to take almost any dancer willing to pay the fees to dance. My 2c. PS- My, the ignore button really enhances the readability of this thread.
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9 years ago
Two items, TT
1) Brothels are actually around Carson City, NV. Probably 20-30 minute drive from downtown Reno.
2) Driving to Reno without chains or snow tires might not be a good idea this time of year. I think some mountain passes on I80 are over 7000' elevation. I recall one mid September drive to Reno where I saw a little bit of snow on the grassy area alongside the road.
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9 years ago
Show of hands, please: Who among us Tuscl'ers has actually been to Dubai? How many Tusclers like lawyer jokes ? Lawyer jokes by a landslide !!
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9 years ago
Are you for real, dude ? Eight years as a lurker before submitting 1st review or post. Four prior fishing expeditions (threads started) similar to this, and you only returned the favor in one if them.(Vegas). How many TX (your apparent home state) club visits have you had in the last 4 years ? Are there not any satisfactory ones for you ?
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9 years ago
Thanks for posting, you should come down to FL for the winter.
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Did motorhead consider going for a meteorology degree at one time ? Yes, the sun can generate enough localized heat to melt snow when the temperature is below freezing. The frozen runoff can be a bitch, though.
One would really only need a meteorology degree if they were working for a government agency (NWS, FAA, etc), or a military airbase.
I'm not sure what acronym "EWINS" stands for, but is limited to the scope of one's duties with a particular airline. It likely also has performance guidelines in that forecast must be correct a minimum percentage of the time, or else risk losing ones Ewins certification.
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9 years ago
Whasamatter, CMI, article not getting enough "play" ? I'm with several posters in that trying to dislodge a stripper from her regular is running a fools errand. Either go for your secondary choice(s), or bail for another club/day.
Giving a nod to "YOLO", I'd at least tip her on stage, let her know of my interest. If this is one of your local clubs (as opposed to isolated business trip) I'd further inquire about her shift schedule.
Even then, she may be taken up for a reason, one must be prepared to move on. One particular dancer at a club where I'm a quasi-regular is clearly above the average dancer (who does have her regulars) there, but not the hottest dancer in the place either.
After about the 2nd or 3rd "I'm waiting for someone but I'd love to dance for you later", I just quit asking her, and moved on to the several other good dancers.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
This is what we do............................... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbwqeSV8Wc4
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Earlier today, I saw about 3 or 4 of those threads, now they're gone. So, someone notified founder, or else he actually (gasp!!) monitored/scanned the board today.
I rarely venture into those threads, but it seemed to me that the OP rarely, if ever, responded to posts by members in that thread. This behavior doesn't follow the pattern of the usual trolls/spammers who respond to posts, and/or continually bump their threads. So, a possibility could be that Tuscl is being used by criminals as a coded message board of sorts.
In Ian Flemings "Goldfinger" novel, one method used by the bad guys for a courier to make a pickup would be to place an ad for a certain car in the classified ad section. Certain numbers on car year and mileage would designate the highway and the mile marker where the money, or whatever would be left under a rock.
So, rather than phone or text people, the posting of the "spam" (Who the hell here wants to go to Bangalore, much less talk about anything to do with Bangalore.) would indicate to the applicable individuals to meet at a pre-arranged spot at 10pm on the day that it was posted. Then again, it could probably be the proverbial nerdy kid in the basement who does this rather than spray paint buildings.
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Looks like the SB matchup that I would have liked to have seen, Chiefs vs Packers won't happen. Those 2 teams played in the 1st SB back in 1967 (Packers won 35-10). In that case I'll root for the underdog(s) to win- "underdog" being the team that hasn't won a SB, then teams that have, but have a losing record, finally those with the winningest record. My order of preference, (SB won-lost record in parenthesis.)
Cardinals (0-1), Panthers (0-1), Broncos (2-5), Seahawks (1-2), Patriots (4-4), Steelers (6-2). In case anyone is wondering why I favored the Cardinals ahead of the Panthers: Carson Palmer was an ex-Bengals QB.
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
OT- While we're talking about Cleveland now , here's something for Ranukam/Clackport to put in his pipe and smoke: Hue Jackson (recent Bengals OC, prior fired Raiders HC) was named Head Coach for the Browns. I seem to recall that he was one of the guys that you said would never get another chance to be HC in the NFL. Time to eat some crow and put a sock on the race card. IMO, a big gain for the Browns, a big loss for the Bengals.
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9 years ago
A big Hotel Bravo to Sierra Charlie!
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9 years ago
OMG, all 5th/6th seeders advanced to next round, and not a single 3rd/4th seed. I'm not terribly surprised since 2 of the "division leaders" had worse records than the wild cards. I'm not terribly surprised this happened, but one could have expected at least 1 or 2 division leaders to advance.
Moving on to the Super Bowl....... There are 9 potential intriguing matchups in that some teams could play "The Avenge Bowl"- e.g. playing a team that beat them in a prior SB with an opportunity to avenge the loss. Potential matchups follows with loser listed first, then winner, and year of subject Super Bowl. Here goes:
Chiefs vs Packers (1967-Super Bowl I), Steelers vs Packers (2011), Patriots vs Packers (1997), Broncos vs Seahawks (2014), Cardinals vs Steelers (2009), Panthers vs Patriots (2004), Seahawks vs Steelers (2006), Seahawks vs Patriots (2015), Packers vs Broncos (1998).
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
@rh48hr- My bad, that's what happens when one stays up past their bedtime to post on tuscl. (Team with ball does have 25 seconds to run play after ref starts the play clock.
Getting back to team discipline: I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Vontaze Burficts' stunt after his interception whereby himself and (4?) other Bengals ran off the field towards the locker room in an apparent celebration. That only served to exacerbate the wrong tone, as events later showed. The hero of the moment, became one of several bums when he made (and got called for) a late hit. Fifteen yards alone might not have been enough for the Steelers, but it sure didn't help the Bengals cause either. While Leon Lett won't get knocked of the list of the top 10 premature victory celebration (he's the Cowboys defensive lineman who recovered a fumble in 1993 SB, was running ~60 yards for an apparent sure TD when he started showboating prior to crossing goal line only to have ball knocked away from him for a Bills touchback.)
V. Burfict now has a place on that list. He should have just handed the ball over to ref, returned to sideline, and cheered for his team to hold onto the frigging ball, and either run the clock out, or kick a field goal, Marvin Lewis just keeps having to eat a bigger donut each year. (0-7 playoff record now as head coach.)
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
I'm glad I had some spare 13 gallon trash bags to use as barf bags. I agree with clubbers analysis- handle the wet ball as little as possible.97 seconds left, Bengals ball on ~ Steelers 28. PIT has 2 timeouts left. Say they call one of them right away. Okay, wait till ref starts play clock, take a knee within 25 seconds. Now maybe 2nd and 11, 72 seconds left, Steelers take last timeout. Rinse, repeat, now 3rd and 12 47 seconds left. With no timeouts, play clock is 40 seconds. 4th down, 7 seconds left for a field goal attempt, or just let the clock run out. Marvin Lewis has demonstrated poor clock management on prior occasions.
Yes, clackport, had the Bengals held on to the ball, they would have won the game. That still doesn't erase the issue of 2 (or more) powder keg, meltdown in waiting individuals. If no loss of control incident at Paul Brown Stadium, what then at Gillette Stadium next week ?
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9 years ago
I just had to drop in to ketchup on things.....................
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9 years ago
TT- Was that club Baby Dolls, Medway, OH ? Sheesh, that happened sometime in the 2006-2007 timeframe. Several pictorials in skin mags featured models with butt plugs. Bound to happen in club sooner or later, though this isn't something I'd go out of my way to see.